The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[91stocker]

He was a toilet cleaning specialist in the Army.

Waste management engineer

But dear lord, that guy has a gun now...

 

[koponb]

1g dsm 1991 Eagle talon tsi AWD



Smooth but. Trade for a rhd skyline is a bit too much

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Not too shabby looking. Pretty cool if you have a spare 15k laying around

 

[dsm_94_4ever]

found this on craigslist V6 turbo.

Eclipse Spyder

 

[Bud92gsx]

Waste management engineer

But dear lord, that guy has a gun now...

You used the walking dead app on that picture didnt you.Wait, thats how the dude looks normal..Thats F***ed up.

 

[91stocker]

Private pyle haha

 

[WES_393]

1g dsm 1991 Eagle talon tsi AWD



Smooth but. Trade for a rhd skyline is a bit too much

I wouldn't pay 1/3 his asking price with an engine bay like that. And I wish him the best of luck finding a car that is illegal in America (with a few exceptions).

 

[fierosail]

InterCooler Thingy

o dear

 

[ZombieSix]

Mitsubishi : Eclipse GST in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

WHO WOULD WANT THIS?! WHY ARE THEY BIDDING ON IT!?>

 

[fierosail]

Mitsubishi : Eclipse GST in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

WHO WOULD WANT THIS?! WHY ARE THEY BIDDING ON IT!?>

31 BIDS so far

 

[NHerron]

Oh hell no, get the girl off the engine shes smudging the clearcoat. And she can't pull that off anyway, she looks uncomfortable as hell.

Brings to mind why NOT to run without the cam gear cover. Missing cam covers can kill...more than just engines...

 

[n0de]

Mitsubishi : Eclipse GST in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

WHO WOULD WANT THIS?! WHY ARE THEY BIDDING ON IT!?>

idk, it boggles the mind. I was looking at this the other day, wondering the same thing... 14K are you all nuts?!?!

 

[JmacDaPlaya]

I hope everyone has their flu shot...cause this thing is SICK!
2000 Mitsubishi eclipse SICK

 

[kbiker76]

I hope everyone has their flu shot...cause this thing is SICK!
2000 Mitsubishi eclipse SICK

It's got elecfric seats and a double bladed windshield! It must be sick with those features!

 

[Archer Fabrications]

^def a head turner? Lol

 

[n0de]

I am at a loss for words.

 

[n0de]

I am at a loss for words.

 

[boisdsm]

found this on craigslist V6 turbo.

Eclipse Spyder

Little known fact there actually is a v6 version (mainly in Europe) it was the gt version. Now I have no proof of my bro claiming he saw one in reality but he says thy had one at the dealer he worked for purple with a tan top. But if any one has a copy of gran turismo 1 for ps one the gt is actually on there

 

[pitbull419]

One off 96 Eclipse

 

[gophishy10]

1998 mitsubishi eclipse
"This is a great car esp for racing." .....right to the junkyard.

custom 95 eclipse
The headlights are the best part.

 

[GofaST4life]

custom 95 eclipse
The headlights are the best part.

Look at the timing belt!

And there is a 2GB Talon in the back ground...looks just as bad!

 

[91stocker]

Look at the timing belt!

And there is a 2GB Talon in the back ground...looks just as bad!

O man, glad this car came up again. I pulled up next to this car at the gas station two days ago.

Its looks so much worse then the pictures let on. It looks like it was done with a roller and very poorly at that. There are dried paint drips hanging down off the rocker panels the whole length of the car.

Sounds like ass and has a nasty misfire.

Just thought it was funny i actually ran across this thing.

 

[DanielMandon]

Look at the timing belt!

And there is a 2GB Talon in the back ground...looks just as bad!

My favorite part:

"This car was in the process of becoming a racecar. It has no powersteering, no ac, and no radio."


Making a racecar:

Step 1: Remove power steering, radio and AC
Step 2: Do you really need any other steps?

 

[clizz3]

I am at a loss for words.

30k and only pushin 400hp. Damn

 

[sayaovang dsm]

30k and only pushin 400hp. Damn

He probably bought it looking stock with the built motor, then decided to put a body kit on, but in reality this is what a real sleeper would be these days. A built car with an insane riced out body kit!