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Not a craigslist ad.... and not a car ad, but im going to share it anyway because i think its funny.

Mitsubishi 4g63 Complete Engine Assembly with Built Head 264 272 HKS Cams | eBay

Some unlucky soul actually bid on this. A unknown used longblock where the guy thinks he is talking up the engine and how well it runs by saying things like:

"This motor was getting 30 psi pumped into it all day, and never a dull moment"
"The dash on this car looked like a space ship, someone spent some time on it, and lots of $$$$$"
" large valve springs, aluminum under drive pulley, balance shaft delete kit, we believe it to have the kit"
"has stock intake, we think, not sure it has not been ported on the inside"
"this is a full balls to the wall engine" - Probably stock bottom end.

When pulling the oil pan off is too much:
"looks possibly to be a stock lower end, with a completely custom built head on it"
"it possibly could be a built lower end as well"
 
It looks like they had just carved those numbers into the cams 5 minutes prior to taking the pictures. See how the numbers look like oil had never touched them. I don't even feel sorry for the poor sap. He had a full statement of unknowing about this motor LOL.
*Edit LOL Didn't scroll to see the rest of the pictures!
 
n0de said:
Not a craigslist ad.... and not a car ad, but im going to share it anyway because i think its funny.

Mitsubishi 4g63 Complete Engine Assembly with Built Head 264 272 HKS Cams | eBay

Some unlucky soul actually bid on this. A unknown used longblock where the guy thinks he is talking up the engine and how well it runs by saying things like:

"This motor was getting 30 psi pumped into it all day, and never a dull moment"
"The dash on this car looked like a space ship, someone spent some time on it, and lots of $$$$$"
" large valve springs, aluminum under drive pulley, balance shaft delete kit, we believe it to have the kit"
"has stock intake, we think, not sure it has not been ported on the inside"
"this is a full balls to the wall engine" - Probably stock bottom end.

When pulling the oil pan off is too much:
"looks possibly to be a stock lower end, with a completely custom built head on it"
"it possibly could be a built lower end as well"
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I love how everything it he says it has somewhere else in the description he doesnt know. Kids probably ganna pay $1000 for a stock 6bolt with H.K.S cams
 
ive acctualy been triyin to git ahowl of tha guy in kc that kant spell with tha talon. no repli. LOL i actually am thinking of buying. figured it would be great for parts.
 
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