The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[n0de]

He probably bought it looking stock with the built motor, then decided to put a body kit on, but in reality this is what a real sleeper would be these days. A built car with an insane riced out body kit!

Honestly no one would expect it. The larger the wing, the more of a surprise.

 

[DanielMandon]

Honestly no one would expect it. The larger the wing, the more of a surprise.

I remember when that green on green 1g with the huge ricer wing showed up at the shootout years ago and started running low 11's everybody was like "WTF mate?"....

 

[sayaovang dsm]

Honestly no one would expect it. The larger the wing, the more of a surprise.

Thats the whole point, honestly i think its a great idea if your wanting to make a sleeper though im not a bodykit fan.Truth be told, you could have plenty of people fooled making them think you are just a dumb ricer guy that doesnt know anything about cars but have seen fast and the furious, so you think your car is fast little do they know that it is hella fast haha! oem look ftw though!

I remember when that green on green 1g with the huge ricer wing showed up at the shootout years ago and started running low 11's everybody was like "WTF mate?"....

people are full of suprises! haha

 

[DSM_love_GST]

BEWARE OF THEIF!

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Rofl... flagged

 

[Trav83]

BEWARE OF THEIF!

What was this all about? It's been flagged/removed.. Thanks alot talon2gbuyer

 

[DeadlyScone]

What was this all about? It's been flagged/removed.. Thanks alot talon2gbuyer

I too want to see

 

[horizontalkev]

1g dsm 1991 Eagle talon tsi AWD



Smooth but. Trade for a rhd skyline is a bit too much

His ad says don't call after 10pm. Its currently 1:30Am and Im about to call with a very annoying, enthusiastic and happy voice.. Ill post back

Edit: No answer.

 

[fierosail]

his ad says don't call after 10pm. Its currently 1:30am and im about to call with a very annoying, enthusiastic and happy voice.. Ill post back

edit: No answer.

 

[Diamond Star Werks]

600$ t25? Lol its shiny but no thanks.
http://pages.ebay.com/motors/link/?nav=item.view&id=230957306283

 

[Diamond Star Werks]

http://pages.ebay.com/motors/link/?nav=item.view&id=230957306283

 

[izzone913]

97 EAGLE TALON

.....wow

 

[NHerron]

Fire extinguisher and stupid overspray from spray can paint job. N/A 4banger.

Nuff said.

 

[johnmel]

I am at a loss for words.

besides that dumba** body kit the engine looks sweet

 

[99gst_racer]

30k and only pushin 400hp. Damn

"Has about 400 hp" usually means its pushing 250HP on a good day and is capable of 300 with a decent tune.

 

[ErikTande]

"Moded GSX"


1996 Eclipse GSX moded

The car is making about 300bhp and it is AWD so you know it can take pretty much any stock v8.
It's not running so far because head gasket blew,

Super fast! Beats V8's! Not Running! $6000

 

[DSM_love_GST]

What was this all about? It's been flagged/removed.. Thanks alot talon2gbuyer

It was a super long ad with a mugshot of this guy. It stated how he stole cars and swapped vins. Also how this guy started a vw club and the guy thinks it's a conspiracy to steal more cars.

 

[WES_393]

"Moded GSX"


1996 Eclipse GSX moded



Super fast! Beats V8's! Not Running! $6000

This car was doomed from day one. A local DSMer and I both tried to help this guy out by giving him advice and doing free work. The valve cover, exhaust manifold, etc was all done by other DSMer's, not him. He just kept doing stupid crap like cranking up the boost and then asking "what's that popping noise?".

Bottom line, this car was beaten to death and not worth it's weight in scrap metal.

 

[NHerron]

Optima Battery Hold Down Tray Billet Aluminum 75 25 35 | eBay

It's like this guys' fist fighting his keyboard..

Nice aluminum tray though

 

[TheFallenJosh]

Well now this is interesting...
2001 honda s2000 LS1 swap vinyl wrap

 

[pitbull419]

1g DSM Emblem Sticker Eagle 4g63 Turbo Talon Eclipse GSX TSI | eBay
. He does say at the bottom what it really is though. Still thought it was kinda funny

 

[fierosail]

Well now this is interesting...
2001 honda s2000 LS1 swap vinyl wrap

that could kill you fast fun to drive i bet

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Holy shit thats a lot of air tools...

Thousands of Air Tools, - Must Sell

 

[n0de]

Not on craigslist but this wins all. PERIOD!

LiveLeak.com - Romanian tunning cars

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Rofl.. we buried him in his car, I dont think he needs wheels anymore. Lmfao