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[Evo_This]

^^^

 

[rlacasse1]

That dodge colt is funny as hell

 

[thatblondechik]

I am selling my cheriched car that I hate to part with. Read along as I tell you the good bad and ugly. Car is in great shape less the facts i state later in the add. Has all features offered for this car in 1987 including working roll up windows, trunk, and elctric ingnition key set. Car has low miles for age only 374,810 miles. Car is really a gem in a hay pile. I love the boxy stubby station wagon style that im waiting for someone to bring back to current cars today. The bad is there are some rust issues. Nothing major that cant be repaired. I stayed away from driving it in the winter as the rust hole in the floor board has created quite a economical ac unit on your feet. Tires do have some slight dry rotting causing 2 tires to leak. The ugly. Driving to work i hit a speed bump with slighty too high projectory speed and the motor dislodged itself and is now dragging the ground. EASY FIX for the crafty. Email me for pics!!


Location: WHY BE-LESS WHEN YOU CAN BE-MORE
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[Cassera]

I am selling my cheriched car that I hate to part with. Read along as I tell you the good bad and ugly. Car is in great shape less the facts i state later in the add. Has all features offered for this car in 1987 including working roll up windows, trunk, and elctric ingnition key set. Car has low miles for age only 374,810 miles. Car is really a gem in a hay pile. I love the boxy stubby station wagon style that im waiting for someone to bring back to current cars today. The bad is there are some rust issues. Nothing major that cant be repaired. I stayed away from driving it in the winter as the rust hole in the floor board has created quite a economical ac unit on your feet. Tires do have some slight dry rotting causing 2 tires to leak. The ugly. Driving to work i hit a speed bump with slighty too high projectory speed and the motor dislodged itself and is now dragging the ground. EASY FIX for the crafty. Email me for pics!!


Location: WHY BE-LESS WHEN YOU CAN BE-MORE
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PostingID: 1560826938

oo! ok that one takes the cake. At first it sounds like a good deal than he starts talkin bout rotted tires, holes in floorboards and an engine dragging on the floor...rofl!!! hahahaha i would PAY somebody 300 bucks to take that off my hands

 

[habitatguy187]

5.0 mustang for TRADE for cannibis



5.0 mustang for TRADE for cannibis - $4000 (bay area)
Date: 2010-01-20, 6:01PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

hello, i would like to trade my 5.0 mustang for 2 pounds of marijuana.. NO LESS NO MORE. 454 grams. its clean titled good and reliable runnin real strong. this is a serious offer. i have a leg pain that wont go away without marijuana and doctors will not prescribe me a cannibis card.. please help me out. this is a serious ad and i have pictures. e-mail me and i will e-mail you back asap. i am not the police or narco or undercover.. i can meet in a location of your choice.

keywords: purp, weed, marijuana, kush, haze, northern lights, sour diesel, rasberry kush, strawberry kush, grapes, THC, medical marijuana, bone thugs n harmony, bob marley, tupac, lil troy, BIGGIE, mac dre,

 

[hurricanecris24]

5.0 mustang for TRADE for cannibis

i would do it

 

[GSXSixteenG]

5.0 mustang for TRADE for cannibis



5.0 mustang for TRADE for cannibis - $4000 (bay area)
Date: 2010-01-20, 6:01PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

hello, i would like to trade my 5.0 mustang for 2 pounds of marijuana.. NO LESS NO MORE. 454 grams. its clean titled good and reliable runnin real strong. this is a serious offer. i have a leg pain that wont go away without marijuana and doctors will not prescribe me a cannibis card.. please help me out. this is a serious ad and i have pictures. e-mail me and i will e-mail you back asap. i am not the police or narco or undercover.. i can meet in a location of your choice.

keywords: purp, weed, marijuana, kush, haze, northern lights, sour diesel, rasberry kush, strawberry kush, grapes, THC, medical marijuana, bone thugs n harmony, bob marley, tupac, lil troy, BIGGIE, mac dre,

, I busted up on the keywords.

 

[rlacasse1]

Keywords are the best. Bone thugs n harmony.

 

[magna]

454 grams is one pound.

 

[thatblondechik]

Hmmm...sounds like an idea. Wonder how much of that sticky stuff I could get for the GST...

 

[Gooberlog]

A real chance for a drug dealer to turn his life around. Loose the dope and get a car a little better than a Caprice dressed up like a fake Impala

 

[Achelea]

Nonturbo awd?

Yanno, I've joked about that, and people go NUTS. >.> Hmmm.. Isn't there a NT around her pushing 200? No lag stock power! *Hides*

 

[mainerdsm]

FEAST UR EYES ON THIS

he has been trying to sell this car forever. I honest hate the rims hate the paint job and i called him a few months ago and he said it would beat the turbo charged spyders and eclipse and talon

 

[jjrock5]

Wow very flamboyant car.

 

[Achelea]

I would have chosen slightly different colors for the fade myself... But the wheels are my greatest complaint...

Yeah I'm tacky, but I think a white top fading into black looks rather nice when done properly.

 

[thatblondechik]

If u wanna feel like a kid again.1This is the car for u. 1998 mitsubishi eclipse spyder convertibe. 4 cyl 2. 4 eng. only the spyder eclipse came with the 2.4 engine 117, xxx mi.this vehicle is a automatic. non-turbo. Freshly inspected w/tons on new stuff put into it. New exhaust, new brakes front and back, new timing belt at 112,000 mi., plugs. Wires, projection headlights, euro tail lights, green led underglow, 4 strobelights in the front, fresh new custom paint job. Aftermarket 17 inch chrome rims, turn key and go. Absolulty love this car and the paint job turns heads everywhere it goes. But ready for something different. Selling for only $5199 OBO. Call anytime 207-4XX-6XXX


Location: SANFORD, MAINE
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[whe3ls]

it would look alot better with different wheels

 

[91junkgsx]

love the color
1996 mitsubishi eclipse $2500 obo or trade

 

[400hp93talon]

Wow they turned a beached whale into a car!!!!What will they think of next?

love the color
1996 mitsubishi eclipse $2500 obo or trade

Wow if he would lose the ### side skirts and the tail lights then paint it not such a grose lookin color it would be ligit.

 

[2gawdtsi]

hahahahah^
the keywords for the marijuana one make it even better.

 

[NeMiZiS]

1995 eagle talon tsi awd

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http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1570007340.html

 

[k-dogginz]

Here are some "custom" cars

full custom eclipse gst spider low miles

One Of Kind 1997 SPYDER Eclipse

 

[yoshi_tony]

93 eg hatch for sale

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Date: 2009-12-30, 1:46AM MST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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im selling my hatch 3,500 flat im military leavin......back to my base on the 2nd of jan.........really have no need for the car at the moment.........car runs good jdm b16a under the hood jdm b16 tranny good no grinds bought tranny at emerj..........ngk wires.....type r valve cover.....intake.....it looks cool......skunk suspension camber........adjustable front arms.....dropzone shocks all around......sitting on some polished jmags......tires are ####in great.....khumos......standard shit.......short shifter..........SI black interior foo....including SI tachometer....reads above 200k miles but motor is a swap....around 85k.....more or less....im not a scientist ..........carbon duckbill wing.......SIR front lip....honda window visors......headers.....fullcatback exhaust......not sure on brand ........but aint no autozone brand.....###### rpm or something like that overpaid for......but works......

just selling the car for the hell of it really dont need too.......but the car is just sittin in my car port.....chillen not really being used.....and its gonna be a good while before i use it again.......so....for sale i guess..........really dont need the money not in a hurry to sell it ....so no low baller punk kids....not trades for cars or..................... a bike already got one ......so if ## interested before i leave......hit me up......i leave on the 2nd in the afternoon......following the 2nd the car might not be for sale depending how i feel.............9157816944......make me an offer....... who knows you may walk away a winner........im a serious seller.........never caught up too date with plates or inspection....or insurance......so i will not risk getin a ticket driving the car to meet somewhere........you will have too come look at the car at my house ......txt or call for more info......... 93 eg hatch for sale

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1994 ACURA INTEGRA TYPE-R

Since when is their a 94 type R???

 

[JusMX141]

im selling my hatch 3,500 flat im military leavin......

Glad to know such intelligent and well-versed individuals are proudly serving our country.

 

[Benshooter]

Glad to know such intelligent and well-versed individuals are proudly serving our country.

Maybe his recruiter gave him a cheat sheet for the asvab...