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[Gooberlog]

wow FAIL

 

[95whitegst]

If that car is cool consider me miles davis!!

hahaha my fav movie of all time gotta love billy madison!

 

[Boost_Addict_88]

WRX STI Subaru (kit car lookalike)


^epic

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Sir, yes, sir!

I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

Sir, no, sir!



Funny thing is it looks nothing like a WRX

 

[RonRonTSI]

86 nissan 300 zx turbo

LOOK AT THIS PLEASE

 

[95whitegst]

wow that z is horrendous

 

[Boost_Addict_88]

All the cool cats have flux compasitors! I want one too!

 

[talontd92tsi]

Soooo.....after all this it fired it up about 12 times. turbo spooling, engine purring,flux compasiter fluxing, the works. it all seemed fine, but it stopped starting for me. its not loocked up engine turns and turns but wont fire

it probably overheated to the friggin moon because theres no way air could get to the radiator with the 4000 lbs of fiberglass on the front of the car.

 

[bkvail]

it probably overheated to the friggin moon because theres no way air could get to the radiator with the 4000 lbs of fiberglass on the front of the car.

my thoughts exactly when I saw it. What a moron. That is the WORST 'body kit' I have EVER seen

 

[jking29]

That is SO beyond ugly!

 

[Kyle97-clipse]

I tried texting the guy but no answer

 

[jbl_5star]

well shit i wonder why, couldnt read correctly spelled words try again but let your little brother text him..

wtf is a flux thingy./? sounds sooo, 1953

this is a deal in a half, 100 bucks for a truck????

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/for/1520321169.html

 

[NiKKUH_BOViCE]

WOW check this out 9 grand this guy is nutso
99 Mistubishi Eclipse

seeing the seriousness of this particular case, i had no choice but to involve in a conversation with the owner in an attempt to find out find out how mentally handicapped the guy is. The convesation happened over the phone through texting and is happening as im writing this.

me: yo is the eclipse still for sale?

him: yep

me: why would you do that to a car?

him: i love making my own designs happen.

me: is it pretty quick?

him: never really got on it with the new motor. Its not broke in at all

me: i dont know anything about DSMs but i heard they were fast from the factory

him: I have a "ywin" turbo. its fast.

me: is it awd?

him: FWD non turbo good on gas.

me: it must attract mad people like girls and stuff

him: lambo doors turn heads

me: i dont know man ive been looking into accords and beemers but havent found a car as hooked up as yours for under 10. how hard would it be to twin turbo it.

him: its easy to twin turbo. all the mods except for the turbo kit and injectors is there and ready to be installed. Thats whAt i was going to do.

At this point in the conversation i decided to not be a dick and backed off and didnt msg the guy anymore. Partly because after 10 mins of the previous msg he said it was impossible to twin turbo. I never replied, and decided that it was enough to get laughed at by everybody on the street. R.I.P. his poor dyzzum


*NOTE THAT IN THE MAKING OF THIS CONVERSATION NO STATEMENT HAS BEEN MADE UP BY ME. THIS ARE THE WORDS OF THE OWNED THE WWAY HE SAID IT, DOWN TO THE SPELLING. IT MAY NOT BE AS FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS REAL. HOWEVER, I HAD FUN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.

 

[bkvail]

well shit i wonder why, couldnt read correctly spelled words try again but let your little brother text him..

wtf is a flux thingy./? sounds sooo, 1953

this is a deal in a half, 100 bucks for a truck????

http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/for/1520321169.html

the flux capacitor is a made up thing from the time traveling DeLorean from ''Back to the Future''.

The 100 dollar truck seems to have been flagged....

 

[Red97Eclipseboy]

mitsubishi eclipse 99

 

[Bytz]

WRX STI Subaru (kit car lookalike)


^epic

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[Boost_Addict_88]

A flux capasitor is what makes time travel possible.

I texted the guy:

Me: Still have the Eclipse?

Him: Yes

Me: So it has a flux capasitor huh?

Him: Yes, its a good deal.

Me: What's a flux capasitor?

Him: Its what makes time travel possible stupid.

(Wow :rolls eyes

Me: So have you gone to November 5th, 1955?

Him: Lamo

Wow, noobs... .

 

[jjrock5]

mitsubishi eclipse 99

That damn TV in his trunk is bigger than the one I have in my room.

Maybe I should do that to mine.

 

[spoolnAWDtsi]

why oh why does he have a 3 gauge pillar if its NA

Well you gotta have a place to put your gauges for Volts, Water temp, and flux capacitor readout..

 

[Boost_Addict_88]

Well you gotta have a place to put your gauges for Volts, Water temp, and flux capacitor readout..

Don't forget the VTEC efficiency gauge.

 

[spoolnAWDtsi]

Gotta know when Vtec is kicking in... My vtec gauge reads vtec kicking in at 3800 rps(revs per second) but thats because I have dual manifold port injection and aggressive flux capacitor cam gears and no exhaust.

How about you guys?

 

[knochgoon24]

Ok. This is soooo bad you just have to see it.
98 talon/eclipse

98 talon/eclipse (Gettysburg Pa)


im sellin my 98 talon/eclipse dsm 2g. its a 5 peed, wit 98xxxx on the motor, its got LED inside and out.. the sun roof was cutt and a roof scoop went in.. the front and back bumper was all molded on.. its got an msd ignition and a cold air intake, dual exhaust, racing seats, the inside is painted white and black... there more just text and ill give u the deeds
...... text me anytime
7177787430


the car is worth alot, there alot of time and money put in the car... i didnt do the work to it.. i bought it like that...
4500 obo

please only serious ppl... thanks




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[eclipse_16g]

its fast and the furious hahaha

FAST AND THE FURIOUS SPORTS CAR CUSTOM ECLIPSE/TALON

 

[jjrock5]

^ It's in CT too!!! Im gonna go pick it up.

 

[400hp93talon]

What the #### is wrong with these people......My goodness Paul Walker and Dom would have never got this crap started had they known it would go this far! Im punching myself in the balls everytime i see a riced out dsm and by now........ i dont think i can have kids.

This is rediculous 355 ferrari kit car!

 

[Gooberlog]

That 355 kit car seems kinda cool, but knowing how small a Fiero is, I'm sure it looks like Doodie in person.