The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[EclipticalGS]

best of craigslist: vomiting man sprinkler/yard art

, and lawling at picture 4, HAHAHA

 

[Gooberlog]

Thanks guys, a great way to start my day

 

[sik4g63]

I just found this one.
96 honda
Notice that it says that it has a B16 but that looks more like a D series motor in the engine bay pic. Possibly a D15?

 

[808DSM]

808dsm i have to say that chicken transportation brought tears to my eyes. thank you!

No Problem

 

[808DSM]

best of craigslist: vomiting man sprinkler/yard art

, and lawling at picture 4, HAHAHA

, You got me back with this .

 

[TimG]

best of craigslist: Two Stoned Dudes - m4w

 

[paultheninja]

UGLY VAN

 

[southrneclipser]

dude you can't hate on vans. my old van was almost more fun to drive than my eclipse

 

[Gooberlog]

UGLY VAN

"sorry i got high standards even if I don't have self respect"

 

[gofer]

mitsubishi eclipse custom - $3700

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2009-10-13, 5:55PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


hi, up for sale is my 99 mitsubishi eclipse RS. Manual. widebody. clean title. original 94K miles. never been raced. was formally a show car. custom everything. clean in and out. come and see it, you will like it. the car is really worth a lot of money, but as you all know, we don't get the money that we put in. The reason for selling my car is because i need the money to take care of some important things. I am going to downgrade to a cheaper car. Please reasonable offers only! serious buyers only! and Cash only. thanks for looking and have a nice day. $3700 OBO call 626 283 8401.
please note: those rims that you see in these pictures are not on the car anymore. the reason i took them off is because that way you can pay less for the car. those rims are $800+ EACH WITHOUT tires. If you want them, I can put them back on the car, but you'll have to pay more for them. Also, the wing will not come with the car either.

-3 stages custom paint. is this like the 3 stage clutch everyone asks me if i have?
-acura NSX wide body kit ($2000) if its an NSX widebody kit whys it on your eclipse?
-custom headers ($1000) holy shit! what are they, pacesetter?
-down pipe ($400) must be made out of titanium
-short shifter ($200)
-VIS carbon fiber hood ($1000) did they double their cost for people with a fugly N/A dsm?
-custom kill switches ($400) like james bond kill or kill yourself for paying that much for some wiring and a few switches from radio shack?
-neon light kit ($250) RICE imo
- 7" TV in the head rest ($400) ...and nobody to fit in the back seats!!
-performance Tec amp
-MB Quart speakers and kickers speakers
-custom APEXI exhaust system ($1000) your saying your exhaust from the engine back cost you $2400? you really are losing your ass on this car!
-custom suspension
-custom cams ($500) doubtful since you've got no other performance mods other than a $2400 exhaust system
-carbon fiber rear lights ($500) definitely didn't pay that much for those cf look alike altezza's
-custom projection head lights ($250) custom and ebay aren't the same thing




TOO MUCH TO LIST. MY LOST YOUR GAIN. please call 626 283 8401
NO LOW BALLERS PLEASE

You must be logged in to view this image or video.

You must be logged in to view this image or video.

You must be logged in to view this image or video.

doubtful he paid that much for that stuff listed above. even if that stuff is true id still do a \ "" if i ever saw this thing.

 

[Gooberlog]

wow i should start an ebay store for bolt on N/A 2g parts and put Custom in the title and add a zero to the end of the price of what ever i paid for it.

 

[brownfinger]

Some of the w4m are SO funny, I thought I'd see what pictures guys were throwing up on my local CL. I found this gem here. No "best-of" here, this is the real-deal:

email this posting to a friend bloomington, IL craigslist > personals > men seeking women
please flag with care:


miscategorized


prohibited


spam/overpost


best of craigslist

Please report suspected exploitation of minors to the appropriate authorities
Tired of Men Respecting You All the Time?? - 29 (On My Couch Waiting For My Beer)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2009-09-21, 11:55AM CDT

Reply To This Post

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Are you tired of men who kiss your ass constantly? Practically begging to be your servant/ slave/ whatever you want them to be to be with you? When you are at the bar do men approach you ceaselessly to let you know how gorgeous you are and buy you drinks? Do they make eye contact when you are speaking?

Well, I will put an end to THAT!

I am now accepting applications for women (there is power in numbers so feel free to have your sister or best friend apply with you) who want to lock something down with a jealous, self righteous, stubborn, ego maniac. Expect to have to open your own damn doors, pay for my broke ass to get into movies, bring over a case or two of beer every few days, watch me play video games, service my sexual needs upon request and prepare my meals. Actually, I will be happy to open your car door first since my driver side is broken and I will need to you open that up on occasion to save me the trouble of crawling through.

You do not HAVE to be a great looking girl, but if your appearance is not distracting enough you must be will to tolerate me looking elsewhere for my visual pleasure as I will need someone to think about while we are screwing.

Please submit an e-mail with your photograph, age, measurements, and aptitude level with the following skill sets:

Cooking
Cleaning
Bedroom Performance
How quickly you can run a mile
and finally.... though not least importantly...
Communication skill level.... and/or how good you are at NOT talking to me about your feelings, your parents, or that girl you hate at work when I am doing something important like clipping my toenails...unless you clip them, in which case, feel free to talk about whatever you want.

Well I suppose that about covers it. I look forward to hearing from you. Be aware though that the e-mails will fill up quickly and the competition will be fierce, so if your photo includes you in a bikini made of maple leaves and or setting fire to a womans liberation flag... you will almost certainly take the lead.

About me:

Not actually anywhere near being this much of an asshole, but since when did admitting to liking long walks, foot rubs and ice cream get a guy anywhere? If you've read this far and got a laugh out of any of this we'll get along great. Email!



•Location: On My Couch Waiting For My Beer
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1385165317


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc.terms of useprivacy policyfeedback forum

 

[1bad95tsi]

Check out this eclipse
99 eclipse custom

 

[RoninEclipse2G]

Check out this eclipse
99 eclipse custom

At least they didn't ruin a good black and tan or all black interior car.

 

[RoninEclipse2G]

Apparently this dealer thinks a GS is worth the same as a good turbo?
1998 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE 2DR GS

 

[Trav83]

Apparently this dealer thinks a GS is worth the same as a good turbo?
1998 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE 2DR GS

Yeah, that's ridiculous I don't know if I'd even pay that much for a turbo model with 95K

 

[1bad95tsi]

WOW i just dont know what to say about this one someone must be HIGH literally
STEELERS CAR GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT.....

 

[my dreamt dsm]

I just found this one.
96 honda
Notice that it says that it has a B16 but that looks more like a D series motor in the engine bay pic. Possibly a D15?

.
looks like four different car in the post. No emails probably means scam!

 

[1996dsm]

mitsubishi eclipse

 

[GSXSixteenG]

99 Mustang


I just thought the functional race wing part was funny.

 

[Rex2342]

mitsubishi eclipse

6 speed

 

[stevestevesteve]

talon 95

v6? WTF

 

[tkelly27]

mitsubishi eclipse

My friend broke the fake carbon fiber shift knob my car came with so I went JY hunting for new one. Found one off a hyundai that fits, but the hyundai didn't have a 5th gear. Does that mean I only have 4 speeds?

 

[95whitegst]

yes duh come on man where is your logic if its not on the shift knob its not there and it works the other way to if its on the shift knob its gotta be there i mean im sure hes got a 6th gear but the syncros are so bad that it doesnt like to go into 6th so he just keeps it in 5th

 

[EclipticalGS]

, the worst is talking to honda guys. I was told at a car show, the honda had a 7-speed. My girlfriend laughed, when she laughs at you about car knowledge, you know you a F***in tard.