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[AjWit]

Check it out guys, this car has a mind all its own, and can type CL ads too! But on a serious note, not a bad deal i suppose.

PICK ME PICK ME 1996 ECLIPSE SPIDER

 

[ziggo0]

Check it out guys, this car has a mind all its own, and can type CL ads too! But on a serious note, not a bad deal i suppose.

PICK ME PICK ME 1996 ECLIPSE SPIDER

Ahhh cute.

 

[95burgundyesi]

Check it out guys, this car has a mind all its own, and can type CL ads too! But on a serious note, not a bad deal i suppose.

PICK ME PICK ME 1996 ECLIPSE SPIDER

I kinda feel bad for the poor little guy.

 

[Mitsu RacerX]

Since when is their a 94 type R??

Ever heard of a type R swap...So then he can say I have a JDM Type R yo!!!


A Type R model was added for the 1995[citation needed] model year in Japan and in 1997 in other markets, powered by a highly tuned, hand-finished variant of the GS-R's engine. That same year the Integra GSR was sold in Japan as the SiR-G. The JDM B18C Spec-R (B18C5 for USDM) equipped Type-R produced 197 hp (146.9 kW).

 

[DSM nOOb]

I wish i could find the ad but its long gone. there was a gst spyder fir sale by me with o so many stickers including a trd sticker and an amg sticker.

I was lucky enough to met the kid who bought it as he pulled into autozone where i used to work with his new beauty. The kid ended up buying my 2g leathers .

 

[caboose]

eclipse questions
hahahahahahahah what is he asking???

 

[AjWit]

ATT: any and all eclipse owners i was told that the 2.0 turbo tranny would work with a 2.4 motor do i need to install the turbo as well if anyone knows this for sure please let me know asap thanks alot

I would guess to say that he wants to know if the tranny will work, and secondly, if he has to install the turbo as well. Seems like a real n00b to me.

 

[350war]

WORLDS FASTEST ALERO

 

[Gooberlog]

I would guess to say that he wants to know if the tranny will work, and secondly, if he has to install the turbo as well. Seems like a real n00b to me.

That's when we just say...

 

[400hp93talon]

WORLDS FASTEST ALERO

I was hoping to see a huge fmic and drag slicks on that one......just disapointing!!

 

[spoolnAWDtsi]

1998 White Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX NEED THE MONEY

1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX
Custom wheels, brakes, turbos upgraded, supercharged. Blue Pearl paint. 140,000 miles.
SUPER CLEAN
SUPER FAST
nEED TO SELL
5000 obo
CALL ADAM AT 503-442-7894
OR AT 503-929-4924
NEED TO SELL ASAP

Location: PORTLAND
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 1573941200

 

[yoshi_tony]

Since when is their a 94 type R??

Ever heard of a type R swap...So then he can say I have a JDM Type R yo!!!


A Type R model was added for the 1995[citation needed] model year in Japan and in 1997 in other markets, powered by a highly tuned, hand-finished variant of the GS-R's engine. That same year the Integra GSR was sold in Japan as the SiR-G. The JDM B18C Spec-R (B18C5 for USDM) equipped Type-R produced 197 hp (146.9 kW).

ok first you said it yourself 95 (this guy is saying 94)
second: 95 was done in japan not in the us until the 97
3. A JDM 95 ITR would be illegal in the U.S for the reason that, to import a jdm vehicle it has to be 15 years or older
4. A finally just because you swap a B18c5 dosent mean your integra chassis turns into a ITR

 

[cabbageman97]

1998 White Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX NEED THE MONEY

1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX
Custom wheels, brakes, turbos upgraded, supercharged. Blue Pearl paint. 140,000 miles.
SUPER CLEAN
SUPER FAST
nEED TO SELL
5000 obo
CALL ADAM AT 503-442-7894
OR AT 503-929-4924
NEED TO SELL ASAP

Location: PORTLAND
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 1573941200

maybe hes color blind?

 

[xblack5dahliax]

{{{{1995 Eagle Talon Must Go Today Nice Condition}}}}

 

[knochgoon24]

This is just priceless...

PICK ME PICK ME 1996 ECLIPSE SPIDER

Hi there im a 1996 eclipse spider,my owner has put me up for sale. My motor doesnt run. I crank over but my owner got me hot and I in turn got mad and blew a gasket. Head gasket to be exact. I have cloth interior, my roof collapses,and I roll down the highway with the assistance of my 5 speed manual transmission. I am white in color, I have traveled 159,598 miles of these beautiful country roads,but right now I cannot go anymore. I am in need of transplant to get me back on the highway, so if you are interested in cruisin the highways with me, e-mail thee above address, set up a time to see me,bring 500.00 with you. If interested,my owner will deal with you. You will get my title and me and with a little work on your part we could become good friends and cruise the highways together. I will be waiting to hear from you. Thanks again for reading my plea.Please view me below.

 

[808DSM]

best of craigslist > SF bay area > To the guy doing my wife at my house - mw4mw
Originally Posted: Wed, 23 Sep 14:40 PDT

To the guy doing my wife at my house - mw4mw

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Date: 2009-09-23, 2:40PM PDT

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To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry; I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1. Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2. You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit (god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3. If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4. Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son believes if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot?

5. After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, I run out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty (thanks).

6. Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not
mentally challenged.

7. Please stop turning the heat up, you pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8. When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10. Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too) has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only ordered one meal. I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Sunset State Beach Camping on the 26th of September for two days; I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

Thanks. This was not written by anyone named [deleted].

 

[Gooberlog]

Hilarious

 

[yoshi_tony]

if your to the point of not caring whos doing your wife and drinking your beer!!!!, how ugly is his wife????

 

[thatblondechik]

I was actually interested in that Spyder, Wes! I still want it! That thing would be a gorgeous DD with a little work.

 

[Achelea]

I need a Jesus Christ for Sweet Sixteen

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I need a Jesus Christ for Sweet Sixteen (Midtown)
Date: 2010-01-26, 11:29PM EST

My daughters sweet sixteen is in 5 weeks from friday, she is a huge film buff. Her favorite movie of all time is Passion of the Christ and I want to surprise her with someone dressed as Christ to dance with her after she does her sixteen candles. We are holding the party at a well known club in New York City. Please get back to me ASAP with 4-5 sentences on why this is for you and a picture of you dressed as Jesus Christ
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Just... Wow...

 

[JusMX141]

I'll do it....if she's hot.

16 is legal in PA. Giggity.

 

[Achelea]

Congrats, "Jesus Loves You." takes on a terribly meaning.

 

[DSMRacer247]

hahah EVO CLONE!? REALLY!? Watch out guys, hes fast, he furious, hes...a mirage....

1994 4dr Mirage 5spd...Project for Evo Clone

 

[1bad95tsi]

Heres a good one a 2g rs with the motor out of the car and he wants 6k for it
i think he should share whatever drugs he has
99 eclipse turbo - built motor! $6k OBO
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/1585910875.html

 

[Benshooter]

^^ that guy is nuts. It sucks that things depreciate so much but there are some BUILT DSMs that I see
in the Utah classifieds that go for way less and are in good running condition.