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[One Equals Two]

That 2g is clean, but how the F is that cool? I must admit though, I actually liked those halos.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Could anyone here please tell me what the hell this has to do with Funny Stuff on Craigslist? Did I miss something?!?

Went along with the Afgan thing. Read back at that quote.

If you'd LIKE... I can POST it on craigslist, and post the text messages as for sale.. and then link it to you.

Would you like that? ;D

 

[Kyle97-clipse]

Heres a funny one

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse

 

[sik4g63]

just found these beauties
98 eclipse
2001 Eclipse Convertible Modified

 

[97_JDM_GSX]

Heres a funny one

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse

so thats where that thing went. i used to see this thing parked in the same spot for over 3 years, guess thats the idiot the bought it.

 

[1bad95tsi]

This ones good --http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/1689079155.html

 

[gofer]

This ones good --http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/1689079155.html

I don't know about low 11's or his asking price but other than that it seems like a legit ad. I'd want to see timeslips and reciepts for all the parts he list before I even paid $7500 for it.

Good find though.

 

[JusMX141]

This ones good --http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/1689079155.html

That's one of Curt Brown's cars, bud. You best believe it's worth every penny of the asking price.

 

[gofer]

That's one of Curt Brown's cars, bud. You best believe it's worth every penny of the asking price.

In that case. I hope I can expect to see low 11's on my HTA68 setup then...

 

[thatblondechik]

Wanna buy me that one, Babe?

 

[kidtsi]

I never thought I'd see an $87,000 Eclipse that I could walk by and shake my head in disgust at. I KNOW I've seen this car on tuners so I'm sure its engine is tastefully modded to 500 whp but the show part is something my 15 yr old brother would . There might be $87,000 in TV's, lights, audio, go fast mods, and paint but the owner sure isn't getting over $30,000 for that car.



*EDIT* Well I spent about 15 minutes of searching the gallery and guess who I found! I knew the guy was on tuners... DSM Forums - View Profile: nathanticket

Someone offer him $80,000 for it, he's still got the stock rubber brake lines and no bell housing cover...

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Also, if you look closely you can see he had a hayame "ebay" spark plug cover WTF? not even an injen.

 

[JusMX141]

Wanna buy me that one, Babe?

Eh, not so much. You don't need another maroon 1G.

I'd probably buy it for myself and donate black car to you so you can have two black DSM's.

 

[thatblondechik]

SWEEET!

*Calls Curt*

"Yea, just drop it off! He'll have cash waiting for ya...yea, dude. Totally. Thanks again!"

 

[T Money]

saw this sweet swap, 6a12tt v6 twin turbo in a gsx.......
Eclipse GSX V6 twin turbo.

But this sweet LS1 in a mustang had me scratching my head even more

94 LSx Swap Mustang Coupe (CLEAN)

 

[minimotos95]

i like this crew cab ford.........
88 ford vanatruck

 

[knochgoon24]

saw this sweet swap, 6a12tt v6 twin turbo in a gsx.......
Eclipse GSX V6 twin turbo.]

That would almost be fun to have. Almost.

But combining the engine reliability of a 6g72TT with the hacking that had to be done to fit that and I'm not sure I'd want to go anywhere near that thing.

Piston is toast? Bent valves? Sounds like a basket case.

Still, it could be a fun little project.

 

[JusMX141]

saw this sweet swap, 6a12tt v6 twin turbo in a gsx.......
Eclipse GSX V6 twin turbo.

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[XiKeiyaZI]

i like this crew cab ford.........
88 ford vanatruck

xDDD

 

[DSM BoosT]

Not on craigslist but found this outside my school today

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Didnt know they made a GTR grand am must be fast

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Dear God... :facepalm:

There's an old Impala in my town with that exact emblem.

 

[knochgoon24]

I will never understand the emblem swapping craze.

 

[Chaosweaver]

Have you guys ever found that one car that makes you just want to give up on human kind? Well... I think I have...

Nissan Altima Show Car - Skyline BMW conversion Blue & Orange Must See

 

[nothingfiction]

Have you guys ever found that one car that makes you just want to give up on human kind? Well... I think I have...[/url]

Oh you mean like that Toyota Scion Shoebox?

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[Chaosweaver]

Oh you mean like that Toyota Scion Shoebox?

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I'd rather drive one of those than drive the mess I posted up .

 

[yoshi_tony]

best of craigslist: IN A WELL, NEED LADDER


best of craigslist > philadelphia > IN A WELL, NEED LADDER
Originally Posted: Fri, 11 Sep 16:13 EDT

IN A WELL, NEED LADDER

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Date: 2009-09-11, 4:13PM EDT

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I'm offering a reward for the first person who shows up with at least a 25 foot ladder to the well off of rt. 322 and Sugarsbridge Rd. My friends won't come because they think i'm joking. I'm definitely NOT... I have water but have not eaten in two days.

Reward is negotiable depending on how quickly you get here. And FYI to the kid that threw rocks down the well at me yesterday evening, I'm going to find you and do terrible thing to you.


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best of craigslist > lincoln > I lost your number - m4w
Originally Posted: Mon, 24 Aug 13:19 CDT

I lost your number - m4w

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Date: 2009-08-24, 1:19PM CDT

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hey, I don't wanna plaster your name all over here, so I'll just use your initials. JS, I lost your number and would really like to get a hold of you. I hope you check this part of craigslist, I know you use CL b/c that's how we met. to refresh and so you're sure of who I am and that I'm talking about you. I met you off of CL for some FWB actions. We had a wild first night. It just got crazier from there, we helped each other broaden our horizons. We tried outdoor stuff a lot of role play (you love the rough stuff) that one night that we didn't have a condom we should have refrained. You missed your period and I talked you into getting rid of it. You were a little mad at yourself, and yes, me too.

But anyways, I'd really like to get back in touch. You still owe me 75 bucks for your half of the procedure, plus we could probably fool around some more.


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