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[1bad95tsi]

yeah that guy its nuts alright its a 420a car and the motor isnt even in the car WTF??????

 

[GooeyGus]

90 eclipse GSX! 1000OBO

this is a funny listing..... took the timing belt off, yea, riiiiight........

I ended up buying this car

Yeah "took timing belt off" turned into "it died while I was driving". I didn't even bother to check if valves are bent, I just bought a rebuilt head.

I picked it up for $700, car is pretty damn clean inside and out. It has that crazy "checkered pattern" interior that I've never seen before. Only has about 130K on the clock, not bad for a 90. Just waiting for my new head to get here and she'll be back on the road.

 

[91junkgsx]

95 SATURN SL2-----Crazy Modz-----Be Ready For Summer-----Must See

 

[kqodprez]

The owner of that Saturn needs psychological help! Beat a c5 vette....yeah right!!!!

 

[Guest]

92 eagle talon tsi Wide body kit

 

[yoshi_tony]

1998 ECLIPSE GST SPYDER SOLD!!!!!!!

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Date: 2010-02-15, 10:36PM MST
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HAHAHAHA

915 503 7712 I have cars for cheap
915 503 7712 I have cars for cheap

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Date: 2010-02-11, 1:44PM MST
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2003 eclipse for $2500
2000 integra for $2000

My GF and Wife for -$5000 or free if you buy both cars. TXT ME

915 503 7712
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[1bad95tsi]

WOW check out this eclipse
Mitsubishi Eclipse

 

[GooeyGus]

WOW check out this eclipse
Mitsubishi Eclipse

Mad tyte yo!!!

 

[Kyle97-clipse]

Haha theres actually one in my town that looks just like that one

 

[GSXSixteenG]

WOW check out this eclipse
Mitsubishi Eclipse

Ugly is hell, but I wonder if he did that to a 4g63. Appears to be a gauge on the A pillar, not sure of what models came with the sunroof though.

 

[1bad95tsi]

Special edition road rally car well its a galant vr 4 i guess
4x4,4wheel steering,4cyl,5spd turbo ,WILL TRADE

 

[91junkgsx]

I sure hope she isn't serious.
Fluid needed for blinkers

I have been having problems with my car and my ex-husband told me that I probably am low on blinker fluid. I checked with the car parts store in town and the guy laughed at me so I walked out. He probably figures that since I'm a woman I don't know anything about cars. A friend at work suggested I try Craigslist because a lot of things can be found on here cheap. If someone has some of this fluid that I can buy please let me know. He said it should only be about 5 dollars for a jug of it. I want to show my ex that I can fix my car!

 

[spoolnAWDtsi]

1990 DSM Eagle Talon TSI

i hav a runnin eagle talon its a very nice and rare car to cum across for what im askin
everythng works fine n irs in great condition except for sumthngs not lettin it git all the horse power n it smokes wen u rev up high
if ther was nothing wrong with the car u would honostly keep it

n for those of u who dont kno wut DSM is, its like the v-tec of hondas

i want 1700obo or trade for other trucks or cars or jus let me kno what a got

call or text doug at 219-688-9745 i prefer text ### im always runnin around

Location: Hammond IN
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[knochgoon24]

I have yet another win.

custom 94 talon - $2800 (hegins)
Date: 2010-03-09, 6:17PM EST
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I have for sale 1994 eagle talon 1.8 n/t I've just had an engine swap with about 64,000 miles new widshield I've invested alot of money in this in the past few months,5 speed with short shifter and also I have lowering springs with about a 2 inch drop but have not put them on yet. it also has a cold air intake and loud exhaust. 2nd generation eclipse rims, the car is primer black and has a full drifter bodykit, hood pins, the interior was completely taken out and has been painted white and black, 2 15 inch audiobahn subs in sealed box. I also have installed a bomz racing spoiler and mk2 mirrors with blue led turn signals, clear tail lights, racing wheel, new racing clutch, belts, 7 inch cd/dvd/mp3 multi function, and also have 2 whie/black racing seats that I've just installed. I have taken the back seat out because I was going to do some custome work but I still have all the seats and I have an extra engine and tranny that will go with the car, I t has not been inspected because I've been doing alot to the car but I still drive it daily...Its a fast and reliable car... this car has alot of performance parts really hate to get rid of it but I really need the money..no low ballers....if you have any questions please email me I have pictures. 2,600 OBO will also consider trades send me a pic and we'll see what we can come up with...

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I also found 2 more DSMs for $500 each. I wish I had some extra cash. I could make a killing parting them out.

 

[whe3ls]

n for those of u who dont kno wut DSM is, its like the v-tec of hondas

this made me laugh

 

[gofer]

Everyone you might as well lock this thread because there is no topping what I found today. I walked into my local E-85 gas station and while I was waiting in line I picked up the newest issue of the Deals On Wheels catalog. I noticed something on the cover that caught my eye, a green dsm with chrome wheels. After doing a quick double take I realized the price of this thing was $87,177!!!!! WTF and claiming it had 500hp.

Check it out, theres even a number to call if you want to humor yourselfs. The guy lives up in PA so for those of you up in Pennsylvania theres a sweet deal on a 500hp GS-T.

1996 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GS-T - 1996 ECLIPSE GS-T - 00628252202

I think I've seen this car on dsmtuners and it might actually have 500hp, but honestly someone paying over $20000 for a '96 GS-T with over 1,000hp is pushing it.

Since one day the ad will disappear...

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1996 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GS-T, {2010 WORLD OF WHEELS SHOWWINNER}winner of Outstanding Sport Compact Import Tuner atWorld of Wheels Pittsburgh Event, signed by celebrity HenryWinkler The Fonz, 2.0 4G63 turbo 500+hp, fully restored,custom blt street/show car, asking $87,177, 724-872-0725.-SG Ruffsdale, PA 15679

 

[tsiracing]

well i posted an add on craigslist saying wanting eclips gst evey reply i got seemed like there would be somthing wrong! some guy told m about his eclipse i was thinkin wow this thing is nice! then he throws in at the end "btw it spun a rod bearing and probl needs a new crank" i didnt know what to think! he wanted me t pay 5 grand for it! hahaha craigslist humor got to love it

 

[thatblondechik]

Oh-Em-Gee!!

Sexxy green car is like 15 mins from me!

I'm making Justin buy it for me.

 

[goodbuds]

yeah that car was owned by a jamaican drug lord that smoked alot of crack an spent all his money on a 96 gst. because it was the first car he boght with his weed money

 

[97_JDM_GSX]

heres your $87K car

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[gofer]

heres your $87K car

I never thought I'd see an $87,000 Eclipse that I could walk by and shake my head in disgust at. I KNOW I've seen this car on tuners so I'm sure its engine is tastefully modded to 500 whp but the show part is something my 15 yr old brother would . There might be $87,000 in TV's, lights, audio, go fast mods, and paint but the owner sure isn't getting over $30,000 for that car.



*EDIT* Well I spent about 15 minutes of searching the gallery and guess who I found! I knew the guy was on tuners... http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/members/nathanticket-89483.html

Someone offer him $80,000 for it, he's still got the stock rubber brake lines and no bell housing cover...

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[xsboost]

Found this laser on craigs list. Not exactly funny but check out the turbo.

1990 Laser RS TURBO!

 

[Neezer]

2006 Mustang

2006 Ford Mustang CUSTOM BRAND NEW PAINT ~~~TRADE??~~~

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

2006 Mustang

2006 Ford Mustang CUSTOM BRAND NEW PAINT ~~~TRADE??~~~

Maybe his recruiter gave him a cheat sheet for the asvab...

Quote on an old post... but I can back this up.

I had a guy text me for 2 weeks. " Hey babe! I got lucky today! got one with a camera! "

"You sleepn? Wke up! "

Well... I got irritated. VERY irritated. I was leaving work and got another text from the guy, so I flamed the s*** out of him.

He responds " Dude, you don't have to be such a d***! "

" That's the world we live in. You're irritating me, so I don't mind being a D*** in return"

"Git a lif! "

At this point.. I was irritated.. had a bad day, and didn't care. So word for word he got

" Well, she gave you the wrong number because she's F***ing your best friend "

Oh God, xD He got mad... And lost all though process... telling me he hopes I "di in a dire" (Die in a fire) and " I am ptoectin ## rites to have a fone neway! "

Couldn't resist..

" Oh? Defending me? Glad we have such educated individuals protecting us from harmful Middle Eastern outlaws who had to STEAL a plane to fly it into us.. couldn't use their own and you're protecting us from them. Hey, with genius' like you protecting our cell phone rights, we should be out of the 11-trillion dollar debt we owe a COMMUNIST COUNTRY "

The only response to that.

" Euk U. " I'm sure you can determine what he meant.

 

[gofer]

Quote on an old post... but I can back this up.

I had a guy text me for 2 weeks. " Hey babe! I got lucky today! got one with a camera! "

"You sleepn? Wke up! "

Well... I got irritated. VERY irritated. I was leaving work and got another text from the guy, so I flamed the s*** out of him.

He responds " Dude, you don't have to be such a d***! "

" That's the world we live in. You're irritating me, so I don't mind being a D*** in return"

"Git a lif! "

At this point.. I was irritated.. had a bad day, and didn't care. So word for word he got

" Well, she gave you the wrong number because she's F***ing your best friend "

Oh God, xD He got mad... And lost all though process... telling me he hopes I "di in a dire" (Die in a fire) and " I am ptoectin ## rites to have a fone neway! "

Couldn't resist..

" Oh? Defending me? Glad we have such educated individuals protecting us from harmful Middle Eastern outlaws who had to STEAL a plane to fly it into us.. couldn't use their own and you're protecting us from them. Hey, with genius' like you protecting our cell phone rights, we should be out of the 11-trillion dollar debt we owe a COMMUNIST COUNTRY "

The only response to that.

" Euk U. " I'm sure you can determine what he meant.

Could anyone here please tell me what the hell this has to do with Funny Stuff on Craigslist? Did I miss something?!?