Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[SpawnedX]

Had a guy last night tell me his friends car spiked to 32 pounds on a stock turbo. Don't know if it possible but I don't think so.

32 pounds is an even number and usually, not all the time, even numbers indicate lying. Also, most boost gauges are -30/30.

That being said I have seen my own boost gauge spike/creep to 27ish psi before the ECU caught up and cut fuel on a 14b. I also had my Greddy electronic boost controller claim I was running 50 PSI on an uncontrolled spike on my T25 for a brief second. Can I be sure the system saw that pressure? Nope, probably was an electronic malfunction of some sort, which could have been what happened in this case and he thought it was a real 32 PSI.

 

[gst96spyderman]

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/364882-so-if-im-correct-were-i-connect-my-boost-guage.html

Thats the one. That shit makes me laugh still...

"geezus im inside my car under my stearing wheel looking for this god dam firewall ... i cant seem to find it anywere. any1 have pictures?"

That is #1 for this thread for me.

 

[SBstar]

Got 750cc injectors do I need a bigger turbo? Will I burn up my 16g if I use these?

*Sigh*

 

[blkgst97]

My buddy just told me hondas are cheaper to "make fast" then a dsm hahaha

Of course they are cheaper......when all the parts are stolen!

 

[SubversionX]

Of course they are cheaper......when all the parts are stolen!

This made me laugh, because as soon as I read it I thought "Hmm... reminds me of Washington" and that's when I read where you live. (I used to live in Tacoma)

 

[LiquidX]

I just read the dumbest thing I have ever heard a dsmer write.

Explain this one to me

Didn't know you can hear a writing.

 

[blkgst97]

This made me laugh, because as soon as I read it I thought "Hmm... reminds me of Washington" and that's when I read where you live. (I used to live in Tacoma)

Haha then you know exactly what I'm talking about!

Not dsmers but while my car was sitting idling, two guys come up and one guy says hey is that thing turbo? Before I could say anything the other guy shouts out of course it is can't you hear it spooling! I just looked at him likeWTF yes it is turbod and that was just my fans kicking on.

 

[daplatano91]

Explain this one to me

Didn't know you can hear a writing.

Fixed

 

[Alex7747]

Thats the one. That shit makes me laugh still...

"geezus im inside my car under my stearing wheel looking for this god dam firewall ... i cant seem to find it anywere. any1 have pictures?"

That is #1 for this thread for me.

Looking for this god dam firewall hahahaah thats the part that gets me

 

[PIMking]

not car related but the idiot in the Libya thread saying one reason or military is "weak sauce" is because they wont let you grow a beard.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

not car related but the idiot in the Libya thread saying one reason or military is "weak sauce" is because they wont let you grow a beard.

Doesn't have to be car related. This is dead on my friend.

 

[91gsdohc]

not sure if it true but doesnt sond like it...
my friend: my boy got the same car, but he got 3 buttons (point under the ac vents) right here one to change it to fwd, the other for rwd and the last for awd
me: bullshit
him: if he wants to do a burn out fwd bad weather awd and rwd for the highway and drifting
me stop lying
and he just went on and on and on about

then he started talking about burnouts i said i cant do it awd
him you can you just dont know how
me awd
him doesnt matter rev it up to redline and keep reving it start to let go of clutch put it first then second then back to first

dude had me laughing the whole day

fixed my grammar a little

 

[avenged5]

not sure if it true but doesnt sond like it... my boy got a talon and he can change from fwd to awd to rwd (looks in my car wheres your bottons i cant find them) me dont have him you do you just dont know then explained what his boy uses each one for i said show me then ill believe you

then he started talking about burnouts i said i cant do it awd
him you can you just dont know how
me awd
him doesnt matter rev it up to redline and keep reving it start to let go of clutch put it first then second then back to first

dude had me lafing the whole day

Hmmmm. Well this pained me quite a bit to read.

 

[DannyGSX]

not sure if it true but doesnt sond like it... my boy got a talon and he can change from fwd to awd to rwd (looks in my car wheres your bottons i cant find them) me dont have him you do you just dont know then explained what his boy uses each one for i said show me then ill believe you

then he started talking about burnouts i said i cant do it awd
him you can you just dont know how
me awd
him doesnt matter rev it up to redline and keep reving it start to let go of clutch put it first then second then back to first

dude had me lafing the whole day

no idea what you just said

 

[King_Milo]

not sure if it true but doesnt sond like it... my boy got a talon and he can change from fwd to awd to rwd (looks in my car wheres your bottons i cant find them) me dont have him you do you just dont know then explained what his boy uses each one for i said show me then ill believe you

then he started talking about burnouts i said i cant do it awd
him you can you just dont know how
me awd
him doesnt matter rev it up to redline and keep reving it start to let go of clutch put it first then second then back to first

dude had me lafing the whole day

Nice! I can't wait to try one of those 1st, 2nd, 1st awd burnouts

 

[Trav83]

not sure if it true but doesnt sond like it... my boy got a talon and he can change from fwd to awd to rwd (looks in my car wheres your bottons i cant find them) me dont have him you do you just dont know then explained what his boy uses each one for i said show me then ill believe you

then he started talking about burnouts i said i cant do it awd
him you can you just dont know how
me awd
him doesnt matter rev it up to redline and keep reving it start to let go of clutch put it first then second then back to first

dude had me lafing the whole day

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[Gasolinebaptism]

Okay, just tested my girl and asked her what DSM stands for.

To which she replied: Driver Slash Mechanic.

Think I found a keeper?

 

[Calan]

Okay, just tested my girl and asked her what DSM stands for.

To which she replied: Driver Slash Mechanic.

Think I found a keeper?

That's as good or better than any other answer. I'd say keep her.

 

[dsmrollerz90]

Okay, just tested my girl and asked her what DSM stands for.

To which she replied: Driver Slash Mechanic.

Think I found a keeper?

I asked the same question to my girlfriend and she said "Dont save money."

 

[Gasolinebaptism]

Thanks Calan, I think I'll take the advice.
and Rollerz, at least she was telling the truth right?

 

[GrattinoDSM]

this kid i go to school with, i don't know his name so i call him Captain Cavalier said this today:
" i dont want a supercharger because those go off the engine"
trying not to laugh he then added:
"im gunna twin turbo my cavalier when i build the engine" i answer with its kind of pointless to twin turbo a 4 cylinder" he ignores me then goes on saying how he's "going to run quad exhaust off the turbo" it took all my power to not laugh in his face

 

[Fotowntalon]

Here is mine
" its kind of pointless to twin turbo a 4 cylinder"

 

[Gasolinebaptism]

Here is mine
" its kind of pointless to twin turbo a 4 cylinder"

just ask the one dude with the red 2g and gray stripes on the side..

 

[Alex7747]

^^ hahahaha

 

[RadDsm]

just ask the one dude with the red 2g and gray stripes on the side..

There is a big difference between a twin turbo and a compound turbo setup.