Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[rlacasse1]

Yes, he sounds full of shit. Who the hell converts a turbocharged AWD to N/A RWD?

 

[acorn3583]

apparently he does... granted hes also the guy who cut a brake line to stop the pads from grinding...

 

[3kgt2nv]

apparently he does... granted hes also the guy who cut a brake line to stop the pads from grinding...

who needs brakes to stop thats what walls and other cars are for. I dont understand when people know you know about cars and they still try to pull stupid crap knowing they will get called on it.

 

[acorn3583]

im pretty sure there are a gillion posts about certified mechanics and how jank they can be, but this kid needs to be run over or something...

 

[Bud92gsx]

Not a dsmer but heres the story..Ohh this guy has an 04 gto btw. This is the modified short story..

My buddy asked me what I got for gas milage in my dizzum, so I told him and added"If I stay outta boost"
Him-"whats boost"
Me-boost is when you have a supercharger or turbo, it adds extra power to you engine"
Him-"I was just making sure, cause my friends call boost nitrous"
Me-"Your friends have hondas don't they"
Him-"yes"

I laughed soo hard when that set of texts came in last night, not even knowing his buddies had honda's..

 

[TSI from Hell]

"Dumbest" I'm not sure,

But probably every posts by"pazsion" on here. Seriously, I've been reading his posts all morning and it cracks me up; I don't know if it's just the way he phrases things but it makes no sense.

 

[dsmrollerz90]

Haha!! I stopped by advance auto parts the other day for some oil. I walked in and there was this super cute girl that came up to me and said
can I help you find anything?
Me: Yeah, I'm looking for 44k and castrol syntech.
Her: Yea come this way... Ooohhhh.. Looks like we are all out of castrol.
My friend: Dude you should just fill up with some royal purple!
Me: It's effing expensive!
Her: well what kind of vehicle is it?
Me: A 91 Talon.
Her: OH! A truck!! Yeah Royal Purple will defenitly allow you to tow all you can.
My friend: (turns away and chuckles.
Me: Oh yeah...

I didnt want to make her look dumb... Lol but it was hilarious!!

 

[motox-010]

Sounds like the local O'reilly's to me. They employ high school girls who can't even look up parts in the computer. One time I asked for an inner wheel bearing for my pickup and they gave me a TOB...

 

[gorf]

"Can I build a reliable 600 hp daily driver?"

 

[daplatano91]

I just read the dumbest thing I have ever seen a dsmer write. I'm not going to directly point it out because I don't want to promote flaming, but I'm sure if you read through the recent blogs you'll catch my drift.

 

[KMOSES]

driving up a moderately steep hill.

friend: "oh man! you have a turbo don't you? I can hear how high the RPM's are!"

me: "uhm.. yeah.. just trying to get up the hill."

 

[AK Thunder]

I had a similar one except it was "how did you dent your hood like that"

I actually saw a guy the other day with his hood bump beaten down and i asked him why he did that, he claimed the previous owner did it and he was trying to bang the dent out of it! I just had to walk away

 

[Calan]

... he was trying to bang the dent out of it

Nobody can possibly be that stupid.

The guy doing the talking to you was trying to cover his ass on a horrible experiment that failed miserably.

 

[AK Thunder]

Nobody can possibly be that stupid.

The guy doing the talking to you was trying to cover his ass on a horrible experiment that failed miserably.

Young kid with his first DSM, I can see it being possible that he was that stupid.
I would just own up to the fked up experiment rather than make myself look like a complete jackass by saying i was beating the dent out

 

[turbo4awd]

Ok i have a friend the has a 90 tsi fwd full custom paint pte 6262 all supporting mods blah blah blah. Anyway him and I were talking about our talons tonight and he told me he had 60,000 in his car i laughed then asked him where. He said i have 1000 dollar eagle I beams Je pistons 900.00 John shepherd head blah blah blah. I laughed again and said since when did eagle make Ibeams. he says : oh they did and i have them they hold well over 1000 hp. i just though it was funny

 

[Chaosweaver]

So I stopped over at a local pizza place to pick up my food, one of the guys in there happens to have a neon green Honda with a body kit, the conversation went like this.

Kid: Wow, is that an Eclipse!

Me: Eagle Talon, the same thing though.

Kid: Never heard of it, is it like a cheaper version?

Me: Naw, the same thing, just different names.

Kid: Oh... Well, my friend has this really fast Eclipse, it has a 2JZ with a T4 turbo and NOS.

Me: Really now?

Kid: Yeah, my Honda has a turbo on it too, but you cant see it because its hidden behind the engine.

(By this time I'm trying to hold myself back, the golden rule is to not #### with the people that make your food.)

Me: Well, good luck with all the modding man, I'm going to step outside for a cigarette and I'll be right back.

I smoked 3, talked on the phone outside, ect. to just avoid talking to him. I can almost guarantee I'll see him at the F&F premier.

 

[gst96spyderman]

how about the guy on here that started a thread asking where the firewall was located on his car... And he had problems locating after being told where it was... classic...

 

[blkgst97]

how about the guy on here that started a thread asking where the firewall was located on his car... And he had problems locating after being told where it was... classic...

hahaha I remember that guy! That was priceless

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

"My 95 Talon was Twin Turbo and 6 Cylinder."

" This Talon came with a Full 'Package' from the factory with strut tower bars and Tein springs!"

"Stock Bottom end on my 97 held up 850HP with a 200shot."

 

[BatesburgDsm]

One kid who owned a GSX came up to me at the mall, looked at my car, and saw the GS sticker on the back. He then said, "This isn't a GS, they don't come with rear disc displacement, it's a gst" I popped the hood, showed him my 420a, he still was convinced it was a 4g63 without the turbo set up.

 

[Orlando_719]

I pulled up to work for the first time in my Talon,peeps where checking it out then this kid says you should of bought a Eclipse instead of the knockoff? WTF!

 

[blkgst97]

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/364882-so-if-im-correct-were-i-connect-my-boost-guage.html

 

[Achelea]

i was talking about my 92 gsx at a party one day and how im going through a total rebuild cause the car sat for so long blown up... this guy (who is a stealership mechanic, by the way) begins to tell me how hes building a celica gt for racing... catches my attention right away... he tells me about his brakes, exhaust, intake, and all this stuff, but then he drops the ball on me... he told me that his celica used to be awd turbo like my gsx, he just converted it to rwd n/a so he could use it as a daily driver... hutawhat? i said, "im pretty sure they never made awd celicas... and the gt was never turbo..." to which he replies "oh, yea... it was a gtx... i just switched the badges so people wouldnt know!"

There were AWD Celicas. It was the GT-Four.

Technically it IS possible using in house parts, but who the heck is going to ruin a classic celica and an alltrac to make a reliable daily driver?

First Celicas were manufactured in 70, and were stateside ones were 71. RWD, carb motors. ^.^

 

[Alex7747]

My buddy just told me hondas are cheaper to "make fast" then a dsm hahaha

 

[97ebaygst]

Had a guy last night tell me his friends car spiked to 32 pounds on a stock turbo. Don't know if it possible but I don't think so.