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[NeMiZiS]

1994 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
A local favorite!

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[carmiencke]

All you 1g guys are gonna love this!
@@@@@1992 EAGLE TALON @@@@@

Thats actually about 15 minutes from me. I think i would pay maybe 1k for it, not 6k.

 

[1bad95tsi]

This is a good one - turbo cost him 3 grand?? WTF
1995 EAGLE TALON TSI. FAST.(Diesel TRADE?)

 

[TRSblader]

This is a good one - turbo cost him 3 grand?? WTF
1995 EAGLE TALON TSI. FAST.(Diesel TRADE?)

That looks almost identical to a 2g that swings by Pitt campus every once in a while. If it's the same car, those pics are real old. The kid is also a total moron. He's definitely one of those who bought the car to be cool and doesn't know jack about it

 

[agarc023]

This is a good one - turbo cost him 3 grand?? WTF
1995 EAGLE TALON TSI. FAST.(Diesel TRADE?)

Do any of the fp turbos cost 3 grand???

 

[MY1GDSM]

This is a good one - turbo cost him 3 grand?? WTF
1995 EAGLE TALON TSI. FAST.(Diesel TRADE?)

He lists the price as $900 for the turbo
Maybe he paid someone two grand to put it on?

 

[1bad95tsi]

Its got NOS
99 eclipse oz rally ed. sale/trade

 

[david-b]

Its got NOS
99 eclipse oz rally ed. sale/trade

Has Nos bottle (not hooked up) ::
Then why have it in there? And why in the back window?
Guess the store was out of stock on NOS stickers, so he went with the whole bottle to rice it up instead.

 

[NeMiZiS]

I'm really surprised , our flimsy "back dash" can hold a nitrous bottle!!

 

[JusMX141]

A local favorite!

I'm diggin' the "Cupcake" vanity plate.

I wonder if the owner realizes that this car will only appeal to females and homosexual men, eliminating the majority of the possible buyer population?

 

[importracr317]

Heres something I thought was weird unless I am wrong looks like a t25 to me


Garrett t3 Turbo

t25...well...5-2 = 3......so,...sure, T3...why not...

 

[NeMiZiS]

I'm diggin' the "Cupcake" vanity plate.

I wonder if the owner realizes that this car will only appeal to females and homosexual men, eliminating the majority of the possible buyer population?

Well it is a girls car!
At least a girl used to drive it around town.
I really like the seats, except for the color!
Every one and their mamma has vanity plates up here, it is kind of strange.

 

[JusMX141]

This is a good one - turbo cost him 3 grand?? WTF
1995 EAGLE TALON TSI. FAST.(Diesel TRADE?)

I already lit that one up here.

 

[SpawnedX]

More retards thinking their crap is worth money. I bought a 96 Talon TSI AWD for 2800 and am getting it painted for $1800.00. A little elbow grease to get rid of the minor rust and I have a cleaner Talon for less than half the price.

These people wonder why it takes 19 months to sell their car and why they had to take so much less than their asking price.

 

[NeMiZiS]

Its got a V6 YO!!
91 Eagle Talon

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[Chaosweaver]

Why do people insist on having Supra tail lights on DSMs?

2G AWD turbo widebody DSM

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/2064725570.html

 

[ktgurl87]

2G AWD turbo widebody DSM

For $7000, he can fix all the effed up body work on that car... including the crooked hood :\

1994 Eagle Talon TSI 5-Speed

don't you hate it when your shiting cables go out? :\

 

[1bad95tsi]

This guy has been trying to sell this thing foe like 2 years - i dont think he ll be able to give it away its quite

1999 Eclipse, Supra BodyKit, HAS TO GO

 

[TSI from Hell]

don't you hate it when your shiting cables go out? :\

Fvck that made my day!

 

[JusMX141]

1994 Eagle Talon TSI 5-Speed

I'd sure love to know how he mounted the 1G front and rear engine mount brackets to the '99 block that is supposedly in that car.

 

[Chaosweaver]

I'd sure love to know how he mounted the 1G front and rear engine mount brackets to the '99 block that is supposedly in that car.

That's what I was wondering. There's also a DSM around here that this one guy has been selling for about 3 years, he will not budge from 9.5k because of how "Rare it is" and because its only got 55k miles on it. I actually called him a year or so back interested in it and offered him $5,000 and the dude flipped shit on me and called me an idiot.

 

[avenged5]

Its got a V6 YO!!
91 Eagle Talon

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Well i have seen one with a N/A 6G72.

 

[Chrispy0530]

Why do people insist on having Supra tail lights on DSMs?

2G AWD turbo widebody DSM

Omg. Isn't this the guy who was doing the Evo X front bumper and got a 10+ page thread going?

Evo X front thread

Turned out horrible. As if it wasn't bad enough already, the owner added supra tail lights too.

 

[Chaosweaver]

Omg. Isn't this the guy who was doing the Evo X front bumper and got a 10+ page thread going?

Evo X front thread

Turned out horrible. As if it wasn't bad enough already, the owner added supra tail lights too.

The fitment is HORRIBLE, it looks like the car has down syndrome.

 

[GSX Eclipse]

He lists the price as $900 for the turbo
Maybe he paid someone two grand to put it on?

Haha I saw that ad on CL numerous times. It's not more than 20 miles away from me. Almost positive dude is a member on these forums.