The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[SpawnedX]

All that work, and you couldn't even get a real tuning system. You will never get 14,000.00 for this Guat-mobile, nor 10,000.00, nor even 6,000.00. This entire car needs a dericification to remove all the useless crap you put in it.

E-mail sent!

 

[Eeeeky]

Wish i had that super clean interior, other wise the car looks ridiculous. Get rid of the body kit and he'd have something. Not for 14k tho.

 

[my dreamt dsm]

1990 eclipse gsx turbo awd
wow this thing is hideous wtf

reminds me of watchmen!

 

[ktgurl87]

E-mail sent!

may i ask what a "Guat-mobile" is?

 

[_MACE_]

ITT; We email people out of nowhere and harrass them?
Lulz

 

[gst96spyderman]

Saw an ad in craigslist about a year ago, said,

For sale: Parachute. Never opened. Small red stain.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

may i ask what a "Guat-mobile" is?

One of his made-up words.

This is why we all Love Spawned. ;D He makes me laugh like a little kid.

 

[ktgurl87]

Kei! you changed your picture!

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Yes Ma'am I did. ^^ Got bored. Though it's a few months old.

Pfft, still bored now that I mention it.

 

[ktgurl87]

go paint something! when i get bored, i read. when i get really bored, i go fiddle with something. when i get really really bored i go fix something

 

[black_eclipse96]

I couldn't even laugh at this... Its that ridiculous.

1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS-T $14,000 obo

all that money and all he has is a apexi afc

 

[Chaosweaver]

all that money and all he has is a apexi afc

He did spend quite a chunk of change on that car, but most of it is useless crap. He tried to mix up performance with cosmetic work and sadly it usually doesn't come out too well . When I saw the AFC thing I had to post it, I nearly shit my pants.

Yet another one...

ECLIPSE GST MITSUBISHI *** 1-OWNER- 5-SPEED TURBO MINT-CONDITON---

 

[SpawnedX]

Actually for 50K miles, he should get about 6K for it.

 

[SpawnedX]

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Guat-mobile.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

What.. in the hell is that?.....

 

[Chaosweaver]

Actually for 50K miles, he should get about 6K for it.

If it was a virgin, probably, but its somewhat modded which means it was more than likely raced. Those 50k miles could have been rough 50k miles .

What.. in the hell is that?.....

Its the Guat-Mobile, duh.

 

[gst96spyderman]

He did spend quite a chunk of change on that car, but most of it is useless crap. He tried to mix up performance with cosmetic work and sadly it usually doesn't come out too well . When I saw the AFC thing I had to post it, I nearly shit my pants.

Yet another one...

ECLIPSE GST MITSUBISHI *** 1-OWNER- 5-SPEED TURBO MINT-CONDITON---

This guy has been trying to sell this in Florida for a while now. Seen it every time I'm looking for a DSM in ANY part of FL.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Well... at least it's clean...?

Except for the RTV'd valve cover...

 

[avenged5]

I must indulge myself!

95 eagle talon trubo

 

[docb002000]

Heres something I thought was weird unless I am wrong looks like a t25 to me


Garrett t3 Turbo

 

[SubversionX]

1996 Mitsubishi Eclilpse

 

[GRAVEDIGGER]

1996 Mitsubishi Eclilpse

Wow, I didn't know that body kits were staged now too, but he says it has a STAGE 3 body kit. Ohhhhh.... Ahhhhh....

 

[Trav83]

Wow, I didn't know that body kits were staged now too, but he says it has a STAGE 3 body kit. Ohhhhh.... Ahhhhh....

I was thinking the same thing when I read that.. I'd hate to see stage 4

 

[AK Maniak]

All you 1g guys are gonna love this!
@@@@@1992 EAGLE TALON @@@@@

 

[motozachl]

All you 1g guys are gonna love this!
@@@@@1992 EAGLE TALON @@@@@

^ that actually looks really cool