The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[GsXdSmKingGsX]

built for turbo!!!! THAT MEANS AS OF RIGHT NOW it has a low compression and is slow as 2 old people fvcking in pond water

 

[importracr317]

bahhaha check this rice out!

1993 ACURA INTEGRA GSR *RACING STYLE TURBO 5 SPEED*

"THE ENGINE IS BUILT FOR TURBO, BIG MUFFLER LOUD ALL THE WAY FROM THE INTAKE MANIFOLD!"

Big pink spoiler

Poor Teg.

 

[TRSblader]

built for turbo!!!! THAT MEANS AS OF RIGHT NOW it has a low compression and is slow as 2 old people fvcking in pond water

I'm actually guessing that means it's completely stock internally (and all around for that matter other than a "sweet" intake) and the guy is just hoping someone a big a ricer as him wants a car that is already "built" and just needs a turbo hahaha.

But don't forget, this stock integra is better than any other integra because that big pink wing makes it "FAST FAST FAST"

 

[DSMTyson]

Didn't you know? the spoiler adds 75HP. the fact that its pink adds another 25. And dont forget, the white CAI adds at least 40HP!

I love how he adds "VERY FAST CAR" 3 times with 20 bazillion exclamation marks.


I'm totally going to call this dude and ask him about the so called "built engine" that is ready for a turbo. And the big muffler coming from the intake manifold
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I called him and it was a hispanic guy that was speaking broken english. All i understood was "it has cams good for turbo, good turbo crankshaft, exhaust from intake manifold(whaa?), and turbo rods, and that his machanic put it all in" i called him out and said his car was stock and rice, and he said " meet me on the highway motherf***er, we will see who is rice! i have 94 civic turbo, 99 civic turbo, Supra supercharged(again, whaa?), chevy corsica turbo(ha!)" and began naming random cars that probably popped into his head . I just said "w/e dude have a nice day" and hung up.

 

[jaycemocapaldi]

Dear lord! I just text this dude...

Me: "you open to offers man?"
Him: "Ya! what you offer?"
Me: "will you take $8,000?"
Him: "No, too much work into it!"
Me: "Your shits slow!"
Him: "#### you ricer!"

this is just a sum-up of what was said. We went into mods as well.
here is what was said by him:

-intercooler pipe w/ big filter.
-turbo pistons he thinks from a turbo truck... I almost shit when i heard that!
-cams, i asked what size he said 3in?
-big exhaust
-I asked him what head gasket, and he said a rubber one.

hahaha! This dude is a joke!

 

[Carter_95RS]

I got a good laugh out of this car, i mean just look at it.

Sale/Trade: 1985 Delta 88 Show Car

 

[Chaosweaver]

I got a good laugh out of this car, i mean just look at it.

Sale/Trade: 1985 Delta 88 Show Car

I'm hoping he isn't being serious about the 2.5k for that rolling sack of shiznit...

 

[91stocker]

I'm hoping he isn't being serious about the 2.5k for that rolling sack of shiznit...

Wow did you see the list that he would trade for rofl.

 

[avenged5]

Try and decipher this.

91 HoNdA CiViC Ef SeDaN

 

[ktgurl87]

Try and decipher this.

91 HoNdA CiViC Ef SeDaN

directly translated it says "I'm an idiot who can't drive legally and need to sell my car"

 

[1bad95tsi]

I dont know what to make of this one?? all i know is it looks like one of my old cars and if it is it doesnt have half this stuff he says
1995 Eagle Talon TSI AWD 2.4L STROKER TURBO

 

[wkmitsu]

Try and decipher this.

91 HoNdA CiViC Ef SeDaN

Who even has time to type like that?

 

[MY1GDSM]

I dont know what to make of this one?? all i know is it looks like one of my old cars and if it is it doesnt have half this stuff he says
1995 Eagle Talon TSI AWD 2.4L STROKER TURBO

Maybe they've done more work on it? tell them your Interested an Ask for some more pics? or if they have receipts?

Who even has time to type like that?

Tweakers???

 

[jaycemocapaldi]

Who even has time to type like that?

Who knows! I messaged him asking what the add said, He messaged me back saying. "G-CoDe! BuY mE ShIt!!!!!" Apparently he talks like that all the time...

 

[1bad95tsi]

My contribution for the day - ugly as hell says the bumper is off and WTF?? NO TITLE - Kinda worthless in more ways than 1
Custom Honda Civic with Lambo Doors, Air-bagged, Custom Paint and more

 

[DSMTyson]

Try and decipher this.

91 HoNdA CiViC Ef SeDaN

I wonder how long it took him to type all of that

 

[jaycemocapaldi]

My contribution for the day - ugly as hell says the bumper is off and WTF?? NO TITLE - Kinda worthless in more ways than 1
Custom Honda Civic with Lambo Doors, Air-bagged, Custom Paint and more[/QUOTE

I think that it is funny how these kids always put " this is a real head turner". They just don't see that after they drive by, the person looking just fell on their ass laughing.

 

[TRSblader]

My contribution for the day - ugly as hell says the bumper is off and WTF?? NO TITLE - Kinda worthless in more ways than 1
Custom Honda Civic with Lambo Doors, Air-bagged, Custom Paint and more

$9,500 for that paint job? Don't believe that first off, and second, who would spend $9,500 on THAT paint job?

 

[rlacasse1]

This one here is just a pure winner inside-n-out. All the way around.

1995 eclipse gsx

 

[ktgurl87]

This one here is just a pure winner inside-n-out. All the way around.

1995 eclipse gsx

awesome! since when do these cars have 2.2l engines?

 

[rlacasse1]

I know,right.

And another one with over 14.5k invested.

95 Eclipse GSX AWD Turbo

 

[GsXdSmKingGsX]

I know,right.

And another one with over 14.5k invested.

95 Eclipse GSX AWD Turbo

Why do sooo many turds own these vehicles???

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

Who knows! I messaged him asking what the add said, He messaged me back saying. "G-CoDe! BuY mE ShIt!!!!!" Apparently he talks like that all the time...

G=Ghey

 

[GIRman67]

GS---T yeah right - No way to tune and 10lbs boost ??
Fully Built Turbo Eclipse

I emailed him asking why he called it a GS-T when it's actually a GS with a turbo put on it
This is what he said:

Yes it is a GS with a turbo. That is why it is called a GS-T. the gst with the 4G63 engine has the same displacement, same bore, same valve train design on it came with a turbo from the factory.

 

[jaycemocapaldi]

Hydraulic Limo Limousine hydros bagged

hell ya! I might trade my old trusty dsm for this bad boy! hahaha!

-that was a joke...

I have officially won this thread! I have found the best add! read it!

integra type-r replica need to sell fast!