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[XiKeiyaZI]

You know what's bad?

.... It doesn't look bad.

And look... he's running 10PSI. More power to him.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Mitsubishi Eclipse Turbo

Too Fast & Furious car for sale
Mitsubishi Eclipse Turbo 1995. Stick shift, grey exterior, dark grey interior, cloth seats, stick shift. $3000.
Has wiring for custom exterior lights. Oversized racing spoiler. Newer engine needs work so does clutch
bearings.

Call Todd @ 314 322 6118 for questions or to view the car.



Location: Richmond Heights
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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xDD I'm sorry... the first line had me dying..

 

[JusMX141]

xDD I'm sorry... the first line had me dying..

+1 for proffreding.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

99 Mitsubishi Eclipse For Trade

99 mitsubishi eclipse gs
leather
power windows
power locks
power sunroof.
just under 150k miles
automatic

new::
ngk plugs
wires
oil
oil filter
fuel filter
tranny fluid
tranny filter
all 4 brake pads
2 tires
thermostat
valve gasket
rings
semi lunar valve
pcv valve
passenger axle seal
oil pressure sensor
k&n air filter($50)
blue top battery($200+)

mods::
ccfl halo headlights($200)
magnaflow exhaust($200)
tinted windows($140)
purple neon underbody($140)
purple wiper leds($15)
green cluster($40)
green hvac controls($40)
green led courtesy lights($15)
green lava neon tube($30)
2 10" bostwick subs($200)
diamond d5 300.4 amp($300)
4 gauge wiring($70)
pioneer deh-p5100ub deck($210)
green fuel psi gauge(not installed)($150)
green oil temp gauge(not installed)($150)
green tranny temp gauge(not installed)($150)
3 gauge pillar pod($30)

extra parts:
stock passenger headlight
stock exhaust
sunroof
chrome headers w/ gaskets

im looking for a nice honda, celica, eclipse, 240sx, anything sporty that must be a 5spd. or if you have a non running eclipse with a 5spd tranny you'd sell lemme know cause ill just do a tranny swap instead of selling my car.... i love it, just want a 5 speed. i've put alot of money in mods into this car and hate to part with it, just want a 5speed!!!!

will sell for the right price so make an offer (nada is $4,900 w/o mods so don't waste my time with $2-$3k offers)
mostly just looking to trade though.


Location: Blountville

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[Benshooter]

Not gonna lie, I love the green led interior. I want to do the same thing someday on my interior.

 

[ineedagsx]

saw this and laughed

 

[AWD96TSI]

fully custom turbo eclipse 400hp $3000obo or trade

 

[highlandgst]

fully custom turbo eclipse 400hp $3000obo or trade

,60psi of boost,

!!!!!!

 

[ilco187]

fully custom turbo eclipse 400hp $3000obo or trade

''crouch'' rocket, 60 psi of boost, needs a education in my book cause hes one dumbass.

 

[97-gst]

1996 Toyota Supra Twin Turbo - $7500 (Sterling)

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Date: 2010-07-12, 8:48AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I'm selling my 1996 Twin Turbo Supra
$7,500 OBO
I hate to see it go, but I need a car with better gas mileage for work.

-217,292 miles
-transmission is in good shape, 5th gear and reverse work but the rest dont
-power windows but you have to turn a crank to roll them down
-tape player - it does play but there is a def leppard tape jammed in there and it won't come out. great for def leppard fans!
-i am a smoker so you can smell it in the car, but ill throw in an air-freshener for an extra 10 bucks
-it came with front airbag, but it deployed in my last accident and i didnt get it replaced. supras are safe though so you wont have to worry about an airbag.
-the air conditioning does not work anymore, but it used to and was really cold.
-heat works if you drive the car for a while
-the frame is bent due to an accident with a tractor trailer, but as long as you dont drive over 40 you shouldnt have any problems
-it can seat five which is good for kids, but the back seat has beer and urine stains. they have been professionally treated with windex
-the rear window is missing, but has been repaired with saran wrap
-you will need to have some minor repairs done: new brakes, the rear axle is missing, needs a new radiator and coolant system. i spoke to my friend who knows a lot about cars and he said it shouldnt cost more than a couple hundred bucks.
im asking for $7,500 but am willing to negotiate.


Location: Sterling
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[ilco187]

1996 Toyota Supra Twin Turbo - $7500 (Sterling)

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Date: 2010-07-12, 8:48AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I'm selling my 1996 Twin Turbo Supra
$7,500 OBO
I hate to see it go, but I need a car with better gas mileage for work.

-217,292 miles
-transmission is in good shape, 5th gear and reverse work but the rest dont
-power windows but you have to turn a crank to roll them down
-tape player - it does play but there is a def leppard tape jammed in there and it won't come out. great for def leppard fans!
-i am a smoker so you can smell it in the car, but ill throw in an air-freshener for an extra 10 bucks
-it came with front airbag, but it deployed in my last accident and i didnt get it replaced. supras are safe though so you wont have to worry about an airbag.
-the air conditioning does not work anymore, but it used to and was really cold.
-heat works if you drive the car for a while
-the frame is bent due to an accident with a tractor trailer, but as long as you dont drive over 40 you shouldnt have any problems
-it can seat five which is good for kids, but the back seat has beer and urine stains. they have been professionally treated with windex
-the rear window is missing, but has been repaired with saran wrap
-you will need to have some minor repairs done: new brakes, the rear axle is missing, needs a new radiator and coolant system. i spoke to my friend who knows a lot about cars and he said it shouldnt cost more than a couple hundred bucks.
im asking for $7,500 but am willing to negotiate.


Location: Sterling
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

WTF does anyone else buy this, i sure the hell dont.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Lmfao. Faaaaake. Entertaining though.

 

[350war]

V-TECH YO! Celica GTS 6-speed, Low miles, Upgraded

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Hah! ...Priceless..

 

[thatblondechik]

1998 Eclipse GSX Turbo
Super Modified
Fully Customized Interior
2 Seater
$15K in aftermarket parts not you're typical P-Boy Specials [too many to list - engine upgrades, turbo etc etc]
72,000 miles
less than 5000 miles on new crate engine

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
No p!ss!ng contests.
Looking for $8K


Location: Pittsburgh

Better watch out guys...the thing's super modified!

 

[nothingfiction]

With that ^ "paint job" (or lack of one) it could be a honda or an acura PMSL

 

[Guzman08]

that does not have 15k in parts.. ..

 

[thatblondechik]

Decided to shoot him an email...got a pretty lame response:

Super modified with a "crate engine?" But you can't even take the time to paint and properly match that disgusting kit?

Congrats, you're the newest joke amongst DSMers.
--
Christi

And his reply:

I'm not in your club.
I'm selling a car [not a pissing contest].

 

[nothingfiction]

600 for a full (cheap) bodykit
500 for shipping of said body kit
= $1,100
20 for black side marker lights
=$1,120
about 1,000 for a cheap wheel/tire package
= $2,120
20 bucks for a cheap mesh grill
= $2,140

i can't tell if thats a parkbench spoiler or the awning of the building behind it...
But aftermarket thats all i see. Maybe add a grand for installation of bodykit
Brings us to $3,140
i can see the car is lowered... let's say it's as cheaply done as everything else...
he probably just torched the springs= free

So we have approximately $3,140 into this already for aftermarket...

20 bucks per junkyard black fenders x2
= $3,180
300 for oem black junkyard hood
= $3,480

three point 5 grand is my final tally...
did i miss anything?

 

[thatblondechik]

You do realize you were tallying in the TENS of thousands right? Just checking

$500+$600= $1,100 not $11,000

 

[nothingfiction]

i suck at math ... i fix it

 

[Chaosweaver]

I seem to have missed some pretty hilarious posts, I gotta drop by more often .

 

[Achelea]

Perhaps this will make you laugh.

Eclipse on 28's

95 mitsubishi eclipse fully customized! 4 wheel drive, 28" Rims, clean title on hand. Over $20,000 invested! I'm in Atlanta this weekend with the car at NOPI, I will be going back to SC on Monday. So, get this one before I leave! Willing to sell the car for $7,500 or best cash price. Will possible take a partial trade. More details about the car please contact me at 803-468-3881

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[crash89]

^^^^^ Someone should kick that fool in the dick!!!

 

[AWD_6BOLT]

^ I'd drive it..........




Over the guy who built it!