The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[dsmdeliveryboy]

Lol I thought it was funny, found another one where someone was selling a N/T and said they wanted to trade for a family car and that the car was too "fast" for them hahahaha.

 

[highlandgst]

Del Sol Convertable Custom Paint Very Fast!

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[XiKeiyaZI]

.... Wh...Please explain? @__@;;

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[Tanro]

but it's sad that it has a GM V6 in it.

Stfu and gtfo I know people that run 6s (1/8th) and 9s (1/4th) with 4.3 s-10s

.... Wh...Please explain? @__@;;

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[highlandgst]

old ass bookmark from way before i got my girlfriend

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Bwaha! But what is it!? You can PM me! xD I HAVE to know!

 

[avenged5]

1995 Eagle talon TSI AWD

Check out this beast.

 

[crash89]

Bahahaha ^^^^ 320 hp with a motor that looks pretty stock aside from a BOV and no boost controller...

 

[highlandgst]

he figures the amount of horsepower WOW ... he doesn't even know what stock HP is ###### he has no boost gauge to even tell him his psi and purely pistons and cams making you a good 110 horse ?

 

[2slow4now]

The ad said it has eagle pistons??? What because its an eagle talon?? Anybody know of this performance piston company that makes magic 100 hp pistons? anybody? eagle pistons?
I got some "eagle" 7 bolt pistons and rods in my garage. They are HP on a stick! slightly used. replaced by JE forged pistons and eagle rods. I bet my car is like 500 hp because of the upgraded rods and pistons! Lucky me! Now just put that wing he has on there and get another 100 hp!

Maybe it has screamin eagle pistons from a harley performance kit?

 

[1bad95tsi]

[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a 1995 eagle talon awd turbo, 5 speed for sale or possable trade. Bunch of aftermarket parts.

Big 16g evo turbo

front mount intercooler, with hard piping and bov

16g header

3" stainless exhaust from turbo back

coil to plug ignition

fidanza flywheel

stage 2 exeedy clutch

evo 3 transfercase

extream psi cold air intake

bomex body kit

projector headlights

F1 fenders

carbonfiber hood

smoked tail lights

New tires, alternator, slave cylinder (for clutch)

Car does need an alignment, Can drive, I use it every day, Fast and fun

4402128436 call or txt

Would like a big suv like expedition, or even escape, explorer sport trac, mustang, 3000gt, newer vw beetle, 78/79 ford 4x4, old cars/trucks, what do you have?

* Location: creston
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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[SpawnedX]

Eagle cams too!

 

[Tanro]

The ad said it has eagle pistons??? What because its an eagle talon?? Anybody know of this performance piston company that makes magic 100 hp pistons? anybody? eagle pistons?

nah bro, its eagle cams. His car has eagle cams, just like my saturn has chuck norris cams.

I think he is just talking out one side of his ass and doesnt know what the car is.

 

[2slow4now]

Eagle cams too!

did those cams come from the harley davidson kit too?

 

[AK Maniak]

Its an Eclipse!, Its a Supra, idk wtf it is but are those Mazda 3 tail lights
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/cto/1912328284.html

 

[Tanro]

I dont think its so bad except for the headlights, hood, front bumper, paint color, rims, vertical doors and wing.

 

[AKeclipseGSX]

The color choice of this one I guess is just a bit odd.

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Eagle Talon TSI turbo, AWD, 1994

 

[avenged5]

he figures the amount of horsepower WOW ... he doesn't even know what stock HP is ###### he has no boost gauge to even tell him his psi and purely pistons and cams making you a good 110 horse ?

Obviously you dont know how big of a power adder a skull spark plug cover is.

The color choice of this one I guess is just a bit odd.

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Eagle Talon TSI turbo, AWD, 1994

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the front plate. And those seats are just amazing.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

We should form a DSM swat team... and make a new show. Like Extreme Makeover. Take some of these abused DSMs and refashion them into complete AWESOME.

xD

 

[avenged5]

We should form a DSM swat team... and make a new show. Like Extreme Makeover. Take some of these abused DSMs and refashion them into complete AWESOME.

xD

Mines not very abused but by all means fashion it into awesome.

 

[JDT]

35 ford pickup ratrod

 

[NeMiZiS]

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I was laughing at this one this morning on craigslist too.
A girl drives it I see it around town from time to time.

 

[avenged5]

Dodge Viper - Wrecked 500+hp L motor

A Lamborghini motor?

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

35 ford pickup ratrod

Woooooow.

 

[highlandgst]

1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS-T 6000 OBO looking for trades as well

I puked ..