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[ilco187]

1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS-T 6000 OBO looking for trades as well

I puked ..

how the f(*&^ can anyone drive this embarrassment.

 

[nothingfiction]

1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS-T 6000 OBO looking for trades as well

I puked ..

outside... (in the voice of borat) "that's nice..."

inside... (in the voice of napoleon dynomite) "ugggghhhh, you're an idiot"

 

[97-gst]

1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS-T 6000 OBO looking for trades as well

I puked ..

me too

 

[ilco187]

Dodge Viper - Wrecked 500+hp L motor

A Lamborghini motor?

that damn thing aint worth a dime.

 

[jed344]

how does a gst have a gsx motor swap considering its same motor hahah

 

[nothingfiction]

how does a gst have a gsx motor swap considering its same motor hahah

i think you missed the dash...

GS-T ...as in it was a GS turboed then swapped the 420a to a 4g63

or that's my guess

 

[97-gst]

how can you tell by the dash?

 

[nothingfiction]

not the dashboard. i meant the " - " dash. most Gst owners put "Gst" not "Gs-t "

 

[jed344]

possible but if he swaped what was the point to turbo the 420a to start with...

 

[nothingfiction]

maybe he turboed the 420a and was retarded and blew his engine. that "danger to manifold" cel should not be ignored . then found a 4g from a graveyard. who knows .

 

[97-gst]

oh okay i see

 

[dalesmitsu]

1995 eagle talon / eclipse AWD TURBO

1992 eagle talon turbo

^^ I thought about rescuing this, poor DSM

 

[nothingfiction]

1995 eagle talon / eclipse AWD TURBO

1992 eagle talon turbo

^^ I thought about rescuing this, poor DSM

i would be interested in the 95... but damn... that "paint job" is just... it would cost more to fix that alone then whatever may possibly be wrong with the engine.

 

[dalesmitsu]

i would be interested in the 95... but damn... that "paint job" is just... it would cost more to fix that alone then whatever may possibly be wrong with the engine.

I agree with you about the 1995, I would put it back to stock, sideskirts aint bad but the talon swirlie be best.


Now, all jokes aside kiddies. First I aint a kid, 34 sure I might type like one or look very young for my age. I'm being very honest with this post and my others on here or other forums.

This listing would have to be my absolute favorite. I would actually give the guy 1k more than his asking price. If had the money that is

1995 Eagle Talon Tsi AWD Turbo 5-Speed

 

[nothingfiction]

i just skipped to the pics ... but it does look nice. the long ass yellow plugwires id have to do without but the rest looks good.

 

[dalesmitsu]

Best and cleanest 2g panda, that I've seen. Yellow wires are fine, though.

 

[motox-010]

1995 eagle talon / eclipse AWD TURBO

1992 eagle talon turbo

^^ I thought about rescuing this, poor DSM

The first one looked fairly promising, until I got past the Extreme PSI intake...

 

[JDT]

1995 mitsubishi eclipse gst (turbo)

 

[Coreyred95]

1995 mitsubishi eclipse gst (turbo)

eew, that thing is hideous

 

[dalesmitsu]

Part-time Ninja Wanted

 

[96_killer]

^^^

 

[Tanro]

1995 mitsubishi eclipse gst (turbo)

"koni struts and hibachi coils dropped two inches"


AWWWW Snap Hibachi started making coils.

funny I thought they made grills

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[ramsack]

Dodge Viper - Wrecked 500+hp L motor

A Lamborghini motor?

Lamborghini had more to do with designing that car than Chrysler did.

 

[GSXSixteenG]

This one keeps popping up, its about time I post it.

^ 1998 BMW CUSTOM ^

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[XiKeiyaZI]

EEewwwwwww