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[XiKeiyaZI]

Shotgun to the dick!

 

[yoshi_tony]

damm!!! !!!! holy shit looks like someone couldnt get their hands on a cadillac and decided to use the first car they found hahaha

 

[Guzman08]

wonder how mich his rims and tires cost??

 

[Kyle_T]

1997 Eclipse GST

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[1990AWD]

1997 Eclipse GST

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wow, talk about rice... haha

 

[Tanro]

I threw up a little.

 

[ThEDrEaMEnDeR]

wonder how mich his rims and tires cost??

more then the car

 

[95Eclipse]

I saw this and thought it was kind of funny. I was reading through and at the end he goes and mentions that it's not even put together. how does he guestimate the 450+HP? I know it might with those mods but is it even going to run?

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450 + horsepower 1999 AWD Turbo GSX eclipse - $10000

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Date: 2010-06-21, 9:33AM CDT
Reply to: ******************************** [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Very nice GSX eclipse with 89,000 miles. Has nice leather interior only minor wear on driver seat. Car has many upgrades that include: garrett t4 turbo, 42mm external wastgate, jm fab intake, 3 inch gm maf, 75 mm. throttle body, maf translator, coil on plug setup, DNP tubular exhaust manifold, greddy bov, greddy electronic boost controller, Greddy wide band, Apexi boost guage, 650 fuel injection clinic injectors, 6 bolt engine swap, Fresh built trany, Lightened findaza flywheel, stage 3 clutch assembly. This car still needs to be assembled which would take me maybe a week to do, but I'm not going to spend the money on gaskets and the new fuel pump unless i have a buyer. Would consider partial trades for work truck, small car, or sports bike.

 

[dalesmitsu]

@ #1 and #2 your links are dead they don't work.


Check this out, I'm thinking about saving this one.
What you guys think should I.

95 eagle talon tsi

 

[lucuc0212]

That wasn't that funny, but yes those are old craigs list ones so they would have been deleted

 

[whe3ls]

@ #1 and #2 your links are dead they don't work.


Check this out, I'm thinking about saving this one.
What you guys think should I.

95 eagle talon tsi

low ball
fix
???
profit

 

[1Gab Laser]

1995 Ford Taurus

In case it gets deleted,

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[jeyventura]

2003 toyota 4-runner wrecked

 

[1Gab Laser]

2003 toyota 4-runner wrecked

Am I missing something?

Guaranteed, someone will pay that, or pretty damn close to it.

Last time I was at the auction that I bought my DSM at, there was a late-90s model Pathfinder that was rolled over, roof crushed in, doors all smashed, etc. It sold for $1200. And how the hell did I get a 91 Laser that just needed a battery and a fuel line, for $225 (sure I did a lot more than that to it, but that's all it needed to run)?

 

[WolfsFang]

wtf he wants 2900 for that wreaked car !!

 

[Fightclub66]

98 Eclipse GSX Turbo

 

[crash89]

^^ Thats been on here already! But still very amusing haha!!

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

95 eagle talon(modfied)

This was just entertaining to me for some reason.

95 eagle talon(modfied) - $1000 (covington,tn)

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Date: 2010-07-28, 11:53PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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its a 95 eagle talon(flat black primor) with 17inch chrome rims an brand new tires on rear wheels, motor work has been done including,AEM air intake.system ready to wire up.it was originaly a eagle talon but we converted it too an eclipse. rear window mirror tint. costom exsaust cut off, NO catty converter, loud as hell ,but still sounds great.its a stick 5 speed with a very tight shift pattern. would make a great project car or race car. was previously used as everyday drive/weekend racer. very good on gas as long as you dont hot rod it, unless racing. speedometer is off but is easily fixable.has a aftermarket front bumper is cracked but not really noticable.oh an AC conpresser needs to be recharged. im asking 1000 but the lowest ill go is 800. will consider trades.looking for a truck or suv preferably chevys. moved to the country an ineed a truck or SUV.if interested you can text or call me @ (901-581-8994) my name is sean. dont play around serious offers or trades only.thnxs

 

[1Gab Laser]

95 eagle talon(modfied)

This was just entertaining to me for some reason.

Air intake system ready to wire up? What's so hard about plugging in the MAF sensor?

 

[97_JDM_GSX]

96 eclipse

 

[minimotos95]

Thule ski rack - 1996 Eagle Talon
i want a picture.... could look decent or completely fugly

 

[youngDSMracer]

Not really that funny, but I've never seen anything like this.
1990 Eagle Talon DSM rear wheel drive- Chevy V6

 

[jrohner]

Not really that funny, but I've never seen anything like this.
1990 Eagle Talon DSM rear wheel drive- Chevy V6

It would be an OK start for a RWD car, but it's sad that it has a GM V6 in it.

 

[dsmdeliveryboy]

Found this one today

 

[1990AWD]

Found this one today

haha a 6 cyl with 16 valves?!


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