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[tallywacker]

My father has one of those (all sorts of machines set up in rather large shed in his back yard), yet he still has a gym membership. Never really understood why.

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[Benshooter]

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Amen.

 

[PickleRick]

Well atleast yours aren't neglected like mine. I pay $120/mo for a gym membership that i rarely use

Holy shit, all I pay is 38 a month to the YMCA .

 

[Gooberlog]

Holy shit, all I pay is 38 a month to the YMCA .

That's for me and my wife $60/ea. The place is pretty crazy, it's more like a country club with marble everywhere and leather couches and what not.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

I signed up for our Gym here... never went once.

Then they tell me I can't cancel my membership because I signed that I WOULD pay for the subscription. Needless to say I lost my temper.

Anyway. Gym < Running

I'll keep my good cardio and fantastic figure.

You get your big-ass muscles with no density and little power gain. ;P

Isometrics FTW.

 

[Chaosweaver]

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I'm pretty sure that's not it, specially since my mom has him by the balls. Where he goes there are quite a few cops from different local towns and counties, needless to say he hasn't gotten a ticket that I know of in 2 or 3 years (my mom tends to tell me everything).

I signed up for our Gym here... never went once.

Then they tell me I can't cancel my membership because I signed that I WOULD pay for the subscription. Needless to say I lost my temper.

Anyway. Gym < Running

I'll keep my good cardio and fantastic figure.

You get your big-ass muscles with no density and little power gain. ;P

Isometrics FTW.

Chicks dig muscles though dude. Btw, get your hair cut hippie!

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Chicks also dig a guy with a nice figure, awesome hair, and can beat the shit out of someone when they don't look like they can.

3 years Jeet Kun. xD

 

[Chaosweaver]

Chicks also dig a guy with a nice figure, awesome hair, and can beat the shit out of someone when they don't look like they can.

3 years Jeet Kun. xD

Wootz. Dudeski, you should go back to working for Blizzard, they're ####ing up.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

What are they doing now? ~_~;;

 

[Project2GNTCF]

Well atleast yours aren't neglected like mine. I pay $120/mo for a gym membership that i rarely use

My gf works for a gym and I am listed as a spouse... so i have a free membership... its weird and useless I go to the gym to see her thats about it.... they sauna and steam room are nice tho xD

 

[Chaosweaver]

What are they doing now? ~_~;;

They are working on the water effects for Cata... The water dude! Wtf is that shit? Also, GMs are slacking and not banning ####ers. Hell, if I was a GM half of Zul'Jin would be gone for the lulz.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

........It's Modern Blizzard. They're not going to do too much correctly. There is little to any content they can add without destroying the balance...

"Alright guys... they get 40+ gold a quest now...armor that blows our bosses out of the water...what do we do now? "
" Wait... say what you just said again "
" They get 40+ gold a quest? "
" No no! The water part! ... Let's work on the water effects! "
-Blizzard- " YEEEAAH! "

 

[Chaosweaver]

Pretty much, even thought I believe that StarWars: The old Republic is going to kill WoW for good dude . A lot of WoW players are waiting for it, personally I don't play MMOs often enough to really care, just getting pissed at the fact that Blizzard ignores their customers just to cheap out of shit... Bastards.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

They;ve always been like that behind the scenes. I wanna try SW... >> But I live for EVE.

Also may go back to AOC... -shrug-

 

[Red97Eclipseboy]

Calm Down Rambo.

I won't be impressed until they're 500lbs

This made me !

 

[Achelea]

Chicks also dig a guy with a nice figure, awesome hair, and can beat the shit out of someone when they don't look like they can.

3 years Jeet Kun. xD

The mental image of a Hippy doing Jeet Kun Do made me laugh. . .

"I Can't see Sheet, but I still beat your asterisk."

 

[1bad95tsi]

Check out the sweet hairdryer or whatever the hell it is fake wannabe supercharger ! 94 HONDA DEL SOL !

 

[GSXSixteenG]

****1996 mitsubishi eclipse gtx/wlabbo doors/kitted out*******

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

1996 Eagle Talon

- So fast looking!

 

[jjrock5]

****1996 mitsubishi eclipse gtx/wlabbo doors/kitted out*******

I almost passed out.

 

[1bad95tsi]

might have low miles but damn no way

might have low miles but damn no way

1997 Eagle Talon TSI AWD

 

[Zdrummer15]

I think in the future people should post screen shots since ads expire or get removed.

 

[ThEDrEaMEnDeR]

i agree it should be screen shots from now on

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Agreed

 

[1bad95tsi]

Didnt know they made a gst with the 420a check out the huge ebay turbo
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