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[Chaosweaver]

Yeah

The Racing Seats are to keep you strapped in your seat so you don't fly out of the door, embarrassed over how slow it is.

I love the wing man, I should buy this car.

 

[jjrock5]

Found another good one WTF ???
TUNER

I guess having one wiper blade makes it "tuner".

 

[kahl23]

Those of you bashing Honda radiators have literally no idea what you're talking about. They're often used in higher hp larger turbo cars for fitment issues. Do a search on here or on the Link forums and you'd be surprised by what cars are running Honda or Scirocco half-sized radiators. Now, as to why a 14b car is running a half rad, that's a better question. The first car doesn't seem like a bad setup, it more strikes me as a car that was started with a lot of supporting mods and was never finished. The second car is pure rice though.

 

[Chaosweaver]

Those of you bashing Honda radiators have literally no idea what you're talking about. They're often used in higher hp larger turbo cars for fitment issues. Do a search on here or on the Link forums and you'd be surprised by what cars are running Honda or Scirocco half-sized radiators. Now, as to why a 14b car is running a half rad, that's a better question. The first car doesn't seem like a bad setup, it more strikes me as a car that was started with a lot of supporting mods and was never finished. The second car is pure rice though.

Never bashed on Honda parts broski, the fact that he mentioned it had me laughing. Mishimoto half rads have been used on several cars and those are almost always made for Honda fitments, but he started mentioning off all sorts of parts, what its tuned to and running yet he has a stock side mount. That's what I find funny, not bashing on shit else .

 

[say4life]

too bad these are all expired

 

[Project2GNTCF]

Those of you bashing Honda radiators have literally no idea what you're talking about. They're often used in higher hp larger turbo cars for fitment issues. Do a search on here or on the Link forums and you'd be surprised by what cars are running Honda or Scirocco half-sized radiators.

I had a Honda radiator in my old DSM and its not Honda parts we bash its the known fact that Hondas make 25hp from every sticker you put on it... and another 50 hp for the giant wing. Clearly our DSMs are equipped to face off the 2550 HP hondas on the road... but on a more serious note craigslist beats owning a tv

 

[Hubbell91Tsi]

The first add disgusted me, why wont he trade that car for junk, it is obviously junk itself... I hope a kid doesn't get screwed for it man , the fact he even mentioned a Honda part just screams "All these mods are bullshit." There is NO way in hell that he has more than maybe 4-5k invested in this if the mentioned parts are real, let alone his mentioned 10k. Btw, did you guys notice he has a stock side mount .

To quote a movie that most of us probably hate, I know I do... "That's not a bad way to spend 10 thousand dollars."

It seems like every single car out there has over 10k invested in it... I hate ricers...


As for the 2nd add... ! Did you guys notice that huge Mostly Old Paint And Rust sticker? That was hilarious.

The car does have every one of those parts on it. and ive spent 4-5k on the long block and trans. You suck at math . Cool yes the car still has the stock sidemount but i bet my 14b car makes more power then your car .

Those of you bashing Honda radiators have literally no idea what you're talking about. They're often used in higher hp larger turbo cars for fitment issues. Do a search on here or on the Link forums and you'd be surprised by what cars are running Honda or Scirocco half-sized radiators. Now, as to why a 14b car is running a half rad, that's a better question. The first car doesn't seem like a bad setup, it more strikes me as a car that was started with a lot of supporting mods and was never finished. The second car is pure rice though.

The car has a honda half rad because i was building a forward facing 14b car. Some people are just ####ing retarded and dont now how to build a fast car... My 14b car would shit on most of the idiots that post shit on this forum.

Stock 14b running 26-30lbs?? WTF yeah thats efficient
WTT 1991 Eagle Talon TSi *Built*

Found another good one WTF ???
TUNER

, car seems to run ####ing awesome at 26+ psi. 0 knock, e85 ftw!


Bring your cars to TPG if you want a good tune . Nate and I will be there.

Lmao, i just noticed the car doesnt even have the half rad on it in the picture.

I just deleted the ad from craigslist because i dont want anyone to know the mods on the car. Looks like ill just have to take it to the shoot out this year and beat on all the slow ass 16g cars .

 

[Chaosweaver]

The car does have every one of those parts on it. and ive spent 4-5k on the long block and trans. You suck at math . Cool yes the car still has the stock sidemount but i bet my 14b car makes more power then your car .

Saying you make more power than either of my cars is just stupid, specially since you don't know the amount of time and money I've spent on my GSX. And another thing, 26-30 pounds on a 14B and using a stock side mount and getting no knock is just lulz. Ty for the laugh.

 

[Hubbell91Tsi]

Youre Welcome . Bring your car to shootout, bring some money to.... Ill gladly take it all .

I'm sorry that i built my car better than yours .


Here gayboy, heres my frontmount if that makes you happy.

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[Gooberlog]

I wouldn't mess with Hubble, from that pic, it looks like he works out with 55lb dumb bells, he might be DIESEL , but it looks like he just uses the weight bench to hold dsm parts. Mine just collects dust.

 

[PickleRick]

Saying you make more power than either of my cars is just stupid, specially since you don't know the amount of time and money I've spent on my GSX. And another thing, 26-30 pounds on a 14B and using a stock side mount and getting no knock is just lulz. Ty for the laugh.

No it's not that crazy.

There would be NO lag with the sidemount. A large frontmount with a 14b would make that turbo so LAGGY it'd probably almost feel NA. Now, do I believe 26-30psi with no heat soak issues. Probably not.. That's a common issue with people, swapping these HUGE FMIC's with a "big" turbo. 14b's are known to hold up to mid 300's. However, it would make more sense to just do 20lbs on a 16g.. Supra sidemounts make more sense that a huge FMIC.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

o.o I've not learned a lot about Turbo-FMIC ratio yet, but it does seem a little odd.

What's the advantage of a Supra Sidemount VS our Stock one? >>

 

[Gooberlog]

No it's not that crazy.

There would be NO lag with the sidemount. A large frontmount with a 14b would make that turbo so LAGGY it'd probably almost feel NA. Now, do I believe 26-30psi with no heat soak issues. Probably not..

My FMIC on my 14b car had no lag what so ever. Unless you have maybe 3"+ IC piping, your spool up should still be quick, unless your car runs like ass.

That's a common issue with people, swapping these HUGE FMIC's with a "big" turbo. 14b's are known to hold up to mid 300's. However, it would make more sense to just do 20lbs on a 16g.. Supra sidemounts make more sense that a huge FMIC.

Not sure what dyno's they are using, or who you're refering to, but I can't recall any 14b cars on pump gas or race gas making around 350WHP

 

[Achelea]

o.o I've not learned a lot about Turbo-FMIC ratio yet, but it does seem a little odd.

What's the advantage of a Supra Sidemount VS our Stock one? >>

2G Sidemount Supra IC

 

[Gooberlog]

o.o I've not learned a lot about Turbo-FMIC ratio yet, but it does seem a little odd.

What's the advantage of a Supra Sidemount VS our Stock one? >>

The Supra's stock SMIC is much thicker than a stock dsm SMIC. This allows better heat dissipation. I believe they have a larger core surface as well, and i think the inlet and outlet pipes are already 2.5" too. My Supra SMIC worked great on my talon with a 14b and a 16g.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Ahhhh. I see! ;D That actually looks fun!

Too bad I need a new UIP..=/ This would mean hacking the body a little, and purchasing one hard UIP to do this upgrade, and a new one for when I upgrade to a larger turbo and a FMIC. D;

Thanks for the information though!

 

[Kyle_T]

1995 Eagle Talon TSI

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[XiKeiyaZI]

I bet he got that aftermarket after he paid aftermarket for it at the aftermarket. God Damn. With all that aftermarket upgrade stuff, that thing must be aftermarket fast. I mean, how could an aftermarket car get so sweet looking and so fast? It's so aftermarket its aftermarket!

I bet you'd never find those custom aftermarket parts on any other aftermarket car...Not even at the aftermarket...which has it's own website at aftermarket.com

 

[PickleRick]

My FMIC on my 14b car had no lag what so ever. Unless you have maybe 3"+ IC piping, your spool up should still be quick, unless your car runs like ass.

Not sure what dyno's they are using, or who you're refering to, but I can't recall any 14b cars on pump gas or race gas making around 350WHP

Maybe I should be a little more specific about what i'm trying to say, because I do agree with you.

People assume that the "Biggest" fmic is the best, which in most cases will create lag on most stock turbos.

Many people also overlook the stock sidemount and assume they need something much larger, when, infact they do not.

 

[Hubbell91Tsi]

I wouldn't mess with Hubble, from that pic, it looks like he works out with 55lb dumb bells, he might be DIESEL , but it looks like he just uses the weight bench to hold dsm parts. Mine just collects dust.

They are 65lb dumb bells, and i do use the bench. I just put the shit on the bench to take the pic.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Calm Down Rambo.

I won't be impressed until they're 500lbs

 

[Project2GNTCF]

Calm Down Rambo.

I won't be impressed until they're 500lbs

Ill settle for 800lbs

 

[Gooberlog]

They are 65lb dumb bells, and i do use the bench. I just put the shit on the bench to take the pic.

Well atleast yours aren't neglected like mine. I pay $120/mo for a gym membership that i rarely use

 

[Hubbell91Tsi]

Well atleast yours aren't neglected like mine. I pay $120/mo for a gym membership that i rarely use

I have a home gym thingy.

 

[Chaosweaver]

I have a home gym thingy.

My father has one of those (all sorts of machines set up in rather large shed in his back yard), yet he still has a gym membership. Never really understood why.