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Eagle : talon tsi in Eagle | eBay Motors

Huge Hideous body kit + FENDERS
### hood
Huge Wing
Lambo Doors
No name Seats

Prlly wants 10k for it

At least it is clean....as in not dirty. LOL Paint is nice looking. Wheels are better than what most that are into the FNF crap. Some tasteful mods minus the lights, lambo doors, body kit, hood, uh yellow calipers? cheap stant rad cap.
I'm surprised it doesn't have some crazy looking "racing" steering wheel on it.

Recirc is blocked off and still using the stock mas. Narrow band O2? Yeah real useful.

Somebody buy it and save this poor AWD!
 
hit a deer LOL and what else did you hit after that deer? drive tran is so toasted.

LOL yeah, they hit a deer. And a car. And a tree. And the bottom of a cliff.

Reminds me of a buddy of mine who bought a 2012 Camaro SS for dirt cheap because it was in an accident. Driver claimed to have hit a dog, which somehow pushed the fenders over the doors about 2". A dog you say? ROFL
 
LOL @ Deerzilla...

Yeah last year I was in college and knew this girl that hit a deer weekly. No joke her car was a different shape every Monday. Buddy from college texted me last week letting me know she nailed another one.. She should just give up and name the car transformer.

I miraculously have not hit any animal in my life or any kind of accident. Surprising though I have terrible vision, like to change music on the phone and the headlights usually suck in the vehicles I drive.
 
Damn, that must've been one huge ass deer...

Deerzilla vs BMW -- Deerzilla wins

Ahhhh geez. They bred!

"Don't make me horny, you won't like me when I'm horny."
 

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At least it is clean....as in not dirty. LOL Paint is nice looking. Wheels are better than what most that are into the FNF crap. Some tasteful mods minus the lights, lambo doors, body kit, hood, uh yellow calipers? cheap stant rad cap.
I'm surprised it doesn't have some crazy looking "racing" steering wheel on it.

Recirc is blocked off and still using the stock mas. Narrow band O2? Yeah real useful.

Somebody buy it and save this poor AWD!

that color is sweet. would love that on a 1g

99 eclipse lots of mods
 
:| "It'll do 90 in a quarter mile..." ROFL

Really burning up the track with that car! :tease:

Ahhhh geez. They bred!

"Don't make me horny, you won't like me when I'm horny."

ROFL That is funny... And dangerous. I have a bit of a stomach bug right now, saw that, started laughing, and almost shit my pants.
 
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:| "It'll do 90 in a quarter mile..." ROFL

Really burning up the track with that car! :tease:



ROFL That is funny... And dangerous. I have a bit of a stomach bug right now, saw that, started laughing, and almost shit my pants.

Hey, I could do 90 in the quarter mile... My car's stock! :p
 
ROFL He doesn't even know what fast and the furious looks like. The body is a foot off the ground!

Opinion - "Looks like a monster truck." TSI_93
"Are those truck wheels?" 2slow4now

There's two that think it's an FNF attempt fail. Anyone want to add opinions to the list?
 
LOL @ Deerzilla...

Yeah last year I was in college and knew this girl that hit a deer weekly. No joke her car was a different shape every Monday. Buddy from college texted me last week letting me know she nailed another one.. She should just give up and name the car transformer.

I miraculously have not hit any animal in my life or any kind of accident. Surprising though I have terrible vision, like to change music on the phone and the headlights usually suck in the vehicles I drive.

seriously??? hits a deer every week? must live on a deer farm or something, hell with that track record I'd just fly to the moon. Where I live we have so many deer you'll see them just walking through town like no body's business. The wife of a guy I work with hit a deer with a 96 civic hatch back 3 weeks after she bought it new, the deer was inside the engine bay and you couldn't see it from out side the car. Funniest part is.....she just kept driving until the engine blew up! :tease: Woman:rolleyes:
 
Ah hell that Civic had it a-comin' hehe :shhh:


Yeah I don't know about that chick. Not sure if she had her beer goggles on 24/7 or what but that car never looked the same..
 
Ah hell that Civic had it a-comin' hehe :shhh:


Yeah I don't know about that chick. Not sure if she had her beer goggles on 24/7 or what but that car never looked the same..

I don't get how after a month of hitting deer that thing was still drive-able! She had to have been drunk or stoned all the time.

1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse Coupe $12,900 OBO. - Edmonton Cars For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.
http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...7-Mitsubishi-Eclipse-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ428964409
LOL non turbo's......:rolleyes:
 
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