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[necrotopsy]

Yea at least its done to 420gays... I mean a's

i hope you sit on a porcupine with genital herpes.

 

[JDT]

1998 eclipse GS 5 speedl
95 eclipse turbo gs-t
" it starts up but sound like u have 2 step if u step"

 

[NHerron]

i hope you sit on a porcupine with genital herpes.

. Straight forward -no beating around the bush, I like it.

95 eclipse turbo gs-t

I don't understand people who crank out an ad in 30 seconds. They all must have money... to buy coke.

 

[n0de]

8 Pictures down.

 

[Black420RS]

8 Pictures down.

NANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!! NANANANANANANANANANA!!! BATMAN!!! BATMAAAAAN!!!

[ame=http://youtu.be/VSaDPc1Cs5U]The Batman Theme Song - YouTube[/ame]

By the way... he is using the broom stick to hold up the drivers door

 

[LandoAWD]

Holy shit. 13k for a rebuilt/salvage titled POS with a laundry list of issues.

 

[n0de]

Holy shit. 13k for a rebuilt/salvage titled POS with a laundry list of issues.

Thats exactly what I was thinking. This listing is a joke. The guy wont even sell it to anyone in his own state either. Car is wasted.

 

[H@xtGSX]

Those doors and the way the body kit ties in at the rear quarter panel are atrocious. I don't think Batman is going to be jealous.... If it were a Pagani Zonda R, he might be, but not that. That is too over done and full of The Ghey.

I didn't even notice the price.... Holy f**king asscrackers!! $13k for a Rebuilt title?? That must be some awesome weed they are growing in Georgia, because he is so high he's hallucinating if he thinks that is a fair price.

 

[n0de]

2007 Eclipse GSX

 

[JDT]

2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse Custom

 

[H@xtGSX]

2007 Eclipse GSX

A 2007 GSX, eh? I better go buy that... It has to be the only 2007 GSX in existance.

 

[TheFallenJosh]

$5500 for a stock fwd. Hell of a deal guys! 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST - Bone Stock - Great Condition

 

[WRXkiller92]

$5500 for a stock fwd. Hell of a deal guys! 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST - Bone Stock - Great Condition

probably some grandpa selling it at KBB value, it is super clean but $5500 is definitely too much.

 

[WES_393]

$5500 for a stock fwd. Hell of a deal guys! 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST - Bone Stock - Great Condition

IDK... There was a mint GSX in Taos, NM not too long ago for 6500. A little over 100k if I'm not mistaken, and I nearly broke down and bought it. For some of us, a bone stock DSM means no rigged wiring, mechanical problems, or bashed undercarriage. Even if it's just a GST, at least it's a clean slate.

 

[EisHERE]

found this on CL today in my area... he only wants 14k for this 2004 rx-8

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[91stocker]

That poor car ^^^ What the hell is on the hood? And that wing

 

[H@xtGSX]

2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse Custom

You bastard! I am now 4 times more GH3Y now that I was tricked into seeing that!! You sir are EEEEEEVIL.

IDK... There was a mint GSX in Taos, NM not too long ago for 6500. A little over 100k if I'm not mistaken, and I nearly broke down and bought it. For some of us, a bone stock DSM means no rigged wiring, mechanical problems, or bashed undercarriage. Even if it's just a GST, at least it's a clean slate.

New Mexico has some goodies rolling around in it... I see them periodically. Most aren't for sale..... Ever...

found this on CL today in my area... he only wants 14k for this 2004 rx-8

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That SCREAMS "Beat to Hell Pancake Motor Nightmare" more than most mid 90's RX7 abortions do. That takes dedication to seriously f*cking a car up...

 

[n0de]

$2600 1g non-turbo w/152k Miles... Dont low ball him bro's


And this guy, wtf. $6500 cash or $2500 + your trade for this pile

Here is a peek at what $6500 can buy you.

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And that kids... is why you shouldn't do crack.

 

[4g63t]

Not on CL, but someone needs to kill it with fire!
Mitsubishi : Lancer Evolution Sedan 4-Door in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

 

[n0de]

not cl but someone needs to kill it with fire!
Mitsubishi : Lancer Evolution Sedan 4-Door in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

Or nuke it from orbit, thats a little ... wow.

Im not sure which is worse, this or the lancer.

 

[isantop]

Or nuke it from orbit, thats a little ... wow.

Im not sure which is worse, this or the lancer.

What happened to the timing belt? The first engine pic doesn't have it installed...

 

[n0de]

What happened to the timing belt? The first engine pic doesn't have it installed...

Thats because he was busy stitching neon lights into the timing belt.

 

[NHerron]

^heh. Nice try, but you just get creative points for that joke.
Weak sauce bro.


Let's see. I'll go with he figured those other turny round things were just accessory drives and not needed.
No TB = because racecar.

He knows how much gain you get from cutting a belt running a free spinning AC pulley, so when he realized how much a PITA it was to turn those big round gear things he just put two and two together.

 

[Diamond Star Werks]

Not funny but i couldn't find the other CL thread. http://florencesc.craigslist.org/cto/3490443392.html

 

[n0de]

^heh. Nice try, but you just get creative points for that joke.
Weak sauce bro.


Let's see. I'll go with he figured those other turny round things were just accessory drives and not needed.
No TB = because racecar.

He knows how much gain you get from cutting a belt running a free spinning AC pulley, so when he realized how much a PITA it was to turn those big round gear things he just put two and two together.

No timing belt = 1lb weight reduction = faster 1/4mile times. Why wouldn't you remove your timing belt.