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[isantop]

Why wouldn't you remove your timing belt.

This line takes the prize for best line of 2012...

 

[kbiker76]

96 Eagle Talon TSI (AWD) *Edited*

This poor poor car... I think its beyond dericification look at that roof scoop

 

[kbiker76]

96 Eagle Talon TSI (AWD) *Edited*

This poor poor car... I think its beyond dericification look at that roof scoop

 

[EisHERE]

96 Eagle Talon TSI (AWD) *Edited*

This poor poor car... I think its beyond dericification look at that roof scoop

SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE THAT CAR!
on another note... wtf is this? 20 inch rims on a 1g talon? kill yourself

1992 talon tsi BEST OFFER/TRADE

other cars I think are dumb
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/cto/3464385819.html

wtf?? http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/cto/3497914919.html

boss ass hell o http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/3497462723.html

 

[kbiker76]

96 Eagle Talon TSI (AWD) *Edited*

This poor poor car... I think its beyond dericification look at that roof scoop

Worst part about this car is all this is done to an awd turbo with only 78,000 miles on it

 

[Rsawd95dsm]

Worst part about this car is all this is done to an awd turbo with only 78,000 miles on it

There is still time to save it tho, buy it and rip the ### body kit off it.

 

[isantop]

other cars I think are dumb
CUSTOM SHOW CAR 2001 CROWN VICTORIA FULLY LOADED 26'S WITH 9 TVS

IMO, there's only one type of Crown Vic that should have a two-tone paint job...

And they need to pay that guy a visit for making people look at that POS in public.

 

[H@xtGSX]

Worst part about this car is all this is done to an awd turbo with only 78,000 miles on it

I've seen 2g's with less on them that weren't worth saving... Some people are just idiots when it comes to taking care of their cars. That is definitely a good Money Pit candidate.

 

[talon2gbuyer]

IMO, there's only one type of Crown Vic that should have a two-tone paint job...

And they need to pay that guy a visit for making people look at that POS in public.

Roflcoptersaurusrex that shit is funny! And what's even better is the guy (probably black) thinks its worth 10k Lmao

 

[NHerron]

Wait...

9 monitors- 2 ten inch visors 2 seven inch headrest 3 fifteen inch flip down

2+2+3 = 9...?

I so was going to check that beast out but it looks like only 7 tvs. There must be some complex math involved to figure out the solution to how many tvs are in there...

Anyhow.
Psht 7 TVs. Amateurs.

 

[n0de]

I dare someone to buy this for $2800

 

[AngelOfPassion]

I dare someone to buy this for $2800

They are all stage 2 parts bro. Better jump on that!

 

[NHerron]

Runs fast

High idle..?

 

[H@xtGSX]

Why the hell do people say they have "stage X" parts?? That doesn't tell you anything about anything, and it make the person who said it sound really stupid.

"All stage 2 parts..."
Wow, I bet that faded POS totally runs 10's, at least... Yea right.

 

[n0de]

Why the hell do people say they have "stage X" parts?? That doesn't tell you anything about anything, and it make the person who said it sound really stupid.

"All stage 2 parts..."
Wow, I bet that faded POS totally runs 10's, at least... Yea right.

Stage 2 faded paint mod. Probably runs all the race tracks in their area.

 

[H@xtGSX]

Stage 2 faded paint mod. Probably runs all the race tracks in their area.

I don't know man... When black paint starts sun fading to gray, I think that might be "Stage 3" high performance paint that actually improves the aerodynamics of the car, allow it to slip through the air like a tapered turd.

 

[Cdc1221]

Such is the rarity of awd dsms here. Id say i probably have the only one in a ten county area around here. Thats the first one ive seen listed in the macon area in over a year

 

[n0de]

Such is the rarity of awd dsms here. Id say i probably have the only one in a ten county area around here. Thats the first one ive seen listed in the macon area in over a year

I hope this doesn't justify the $2800 price he is asking for that area. If It does then i think my new profession will involve buying, shipping, and selling 1g awd dsm's in the macon area.

 

[Cdc1221]

I hope this doesn't justify the $2800 price he is asking for that area. If It does then i think my new profession will involve buying, shipping, and selling 1g awd dsm's in the macon area.

Haha true that. Mine actually came from new york. I bought it from a kid in augusta for $800. And aside from a small rust spot on the hood, its clean. I definitely wouldnt give him 2800. Id be cussing myself for giving him 1k

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

I KNOW this is someone's here. Who did this?!

1991 Mitsubishi Eclipse Turbo w/ Extras

 

[Cdc1221]

Bud decided to sell the bumblebee

 

[Diamond Star Werks]

bud decided to sell the bumblebee

!

 

[H@xtGSX]

"Pardon me. Do you have any more Gray Poupon? I see you painted your car with it..."

 

[NHerron]

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[4g63t]

Ricer n/a
1995 mitsubishi eclipse

Rice turbo
http://desmoines.craigslist.org/cto/3512677070.html

no bondo here
http://desmoines.craigslist.org/cto/3532613378.html