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I didn't read what you said just saw the link and that was my first reaction too LOL

3K for rims? I bet that's what the P/O told him, considering this dork pluralized the one cylinder head 4cyls have.

Hmm and don't forget the nonexistent $350 map sensor... oh wait you mean the MDP sensor for emissions? ROFL
 
LOL 3k for those rims. You could get a brand new set of OZ Ultraleggera's for 1/2 that price. Id love to see the guys face if I showed up with something like Evo 8 Enkei's to throw on the car. He would probably think I spent 10k on them.

And what the hell is a "profile tire"? I think he forgot the word low in there somewhere.
 

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Ugh, why?
1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse - $3000

Here's another non turbo:
95 eclipse (custom )

And... A non turbo with a FMIC?
eclipse 1999 - $3200 (mesa)

Apparently this one has a "V4 automatic/semistandar 4 speeds"
eclipse spyder costume - $3800

I've come to the conclusion that people in my area are officially retards...

That guy lost me at "nice eclipse". Shoddy flat black piss canned paint with stupid neon green decals. Yea, real nice banger. Id give him $20 for it.
 
When did people start to think (or lack of thought) that typing out a quarter-assed (not even half-assed) ad for their car would be more probable to sell compared to a real ad with basic sentence structure? It's like what you'd write for a free ad.

Oh Craigslist how you attract the tards...
 
dear god, I know this is the last thing to pick about it but, dsms came with wind up windows??

Yes the Eclipse RS doesn't have as many comfort/power options as the GS. There are 1G's that have roll up windows too, I've seen many of them at my local pick 'n pull lot, they're usually on the 1.8' liters
 
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