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[ZombieSix]

Mitsubishi : Eclipse GS Hatchback 2-Door in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

 

[NHerron]

All that for a 420a... whatever floats the boat I suppose.

 

[4g63t]

Paul walker really aint got shit on this one
Mitsubishi : Eclipse GST in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

hey now its got a "Push to Start Bottom"

 

[LOLVTEC]

That's a.built dsm im pretty sure he can pull on most of us.

 

[91stocker]

That's a.built dsm im pretty sure he can pull on most of us.

It doesnt run...

 

[LOLVTEC]

Oh then fml

 

[LandoAWD]

There is nothing "built" about it. The overuse of that word is RAMPANT with newbs.

It has the stock, leaky, plastic 2g BOV FFS.

 

[Bud92gsx]

This guy is a F***ing idiot..gst eclipse parts

He says this car is worth 3.5k if he paints it.

Blown motor and trans, still wants 2.5k.

My offer was 500$

 

[LandoAWD]

500 is a lowball on Link V3 with an ECU.

 

[ZombieSix]

This guy is a F***ing idiot..gst eclipse parts

He says this car is worth 3.5k if he paints it.

Blown motor and trans, still wants 2.5k.

My offer was 500$

That's low. That's less then the wheels would cost. I'd go about 1800 on it if title is clean and intended isn't trashed.

 

[LandoAWD]

Offer him 7 if he sets the Motegis on fire.

 

[Bud92gsx]

That's low. That's less then the wheels would cost. I'd go about 1800 on it if title is clean and intended isn't trashed.

Your high!

Offer him 7 if he sets the Motegis on fire.

Thats kinda what I was thinking too And the only reason I would go6/700 is cause he has an eprom, and v3, that I dont need and I could move quick.

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Wow.. low ball much?

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Link V3 = probably could get $600 or so WITH the ecu.... rims = another $600 or so. you ARE high bud.

 

[crash89]

Aftermarket parts dont raise the value of the car as a whole.. Motors blown therefore the car is a 3000 paperweight.. Keep your dumb ass wheels, Ill bring some steelies. 700 bucks and Ill take it off your hands.... That thing could have a 2jz in it, but if it was blown idgaf Id still offer that..

Just my .02..

 

[talon2gbuyer]

ok, my point was that the parts alone are worth more than what most people would offer. If I were him i'd strip the shit out of it and THEN sell it to a low baller. Have fun trouble shooting that

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Aftermarket parts dont raise the value of the car as a whole.. Motors blown therefore the car is a 3000 paperweight.. Keep your dumb ass wheels, Ill bring some steelies. 700 bucks and Ill take it off your hands.... That thing could have a 2jz in it, but if it was blown idgaf Id still offer that..

Just my .02..

But, it would decimate all if we spend about 15 grand or more if we have to, with overnight parts from Japan

 

[Bud92gsx]

Wow.. low ball much?

Hi i'm Bud, have we met? I'm probably in the top 10 of all time, cheapest mofo's alive.

 

[jay_wurts]

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not on cl but i see this a lot. Pretty sure it's a gst but the things ugly.

wtf.....rofl

 

[ZombieSix]

1995 Eagle Talon ESi

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Hi i'm Bud, have we met? I'm probably in the top 10 of all time, cheapest mofo's alive.

Lmfao.. well hello bud, I'm Ben. I'm a Jewish son of a bi***

 

[ZombieSix]

Garrett T25 Turbo Fully Rebuilt Eclipse Talon DSM 4g63 2G Updated Pics | eBay

 

[rlacasse1]

I have no clue what it is, but someone needs to buy this, and put it on a DSM. Like right NOW!!!

Big ass holset turbo low mileage

On second though, it doesn't look THAT big!

 

[IrishBeatdown]

Garrett T25 Turbo Fully Rebuilt Eclipse Talon DSM 4g63 2G Updated Pics | eBay

That guy even painted the mating flange surface, retarded. Even if you dress up a turd, its still a turd.

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Hell, for that price you go 16g and blow the doors off of a puny t25