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[Cdc1221]

I'll just leave this here.

DSM GARRET T-25 PORTED AND REBUILT TURBO COMPLETE SETUP FORSALE

Lmao. Some people! How much to powder coat? 200 tops. T25 in good condition= $50 . $750? It better be goldplated. And i still wouldnt put it on my car

 

[tay97gst]

Haha you guys are hilarious! ! I didn't think anyone could take that add seriously, i listed its title status as lemon, guaranteed sixes, and said the car was running a flux capacitor. Come on, now.

I obviously knew it wasn't a real ad, but i thought it was funny so I posted it for other people to see.
Just realized the reasoning behind making that ebay ad in the first place haha I saw that thread when you first made it but didn't know it snowballed like that.

 

[ZombieSix]

I'll just leave this here.

DSM GARRET T-25 PORTED AND REBUILT TURBO COMPLETE SETUP FORSALE

Dippy posted his number in the add.

Now we all need to make craigslist adds all over the country for something awesome thats very cheap with his number.

 

[Outdorsman]

my losT ## GAIn! GSX manual 1997 clean everything ....

I asked him to sell it to me for 3500, told him to keep the bodykit, hood, lights. He told me to #### off :/


Edit: Wow he messaged me and said hed accept 3500...? Dammit someone buy my damn car :/

 

[rlacasse1]

Oh meh Gehrd! Hellaflush, sticker bombed lip, decals, rusted hood, 4-door, auto!!!! But 14hundred thousand mile?????????

hellaflush civic for trade

 

[Arnie]

Oh meh Gehrd! Hellaflush, sticker bombed lip, decals, rusted hood, 4-door, auto!!!! But 14hundred thousand mile?????????

hellaflush civic for trade

That is hella ###... WTF

 

[IrishBeatdown]

I obviously knew it wasn't a real ad, but i thought it was funny so I posted it for other people to see.
Just realized the reasoning behind making that ebay ad in the first place haha I saw that thread when you first made it but didn't know it snowballed like that.

Yeah, its got over 3,000 views and 20 watchers in 2 days haha. I've gotten about 10 messages on it, with everything from people thinking im trying to scam 1,000,000$ (), to people asking if Doc Brown tuned the talon himself.

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Sweet baby Jesus, look at the pitiful camber on those wheels.. sadness.

 

[clizz3]

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Not on cl but I see this a lot. Pretty sure it's a gst but the things ugly.

 

[WES_393]

^ Merikuh.

Found a picture of the owner:

 

[crash89]

Thought this qualified!

1991 turbo Eclipse

 

[Bud92gsx]

Thought this qualified!

1991 turbo Eclipse

Tom since your closer..Put this up on the local forums, and lets see if we can pool together and get this for stupid cheap.

 

[Diamond Star Werks]

Thought this qualified!

1991 turbo Eclipse

What piece if work. So illy modified.stage 3 port job stage 1 turbo stock filter? That car would be freaking lazy with that port job if it was real with the way it is setup. Kit is ugly too

 

[crash89]

Haha Bud. I think Id rather watch this thing burn then buy this thing!

 

[New_kid]

Riced out

1996 Eagle Talon TSI

 

[Diamond Star Werks]

Leaving this here. Not too bad i guess. Body kit isnt so great though
dsm//dsm (gastonia) $4750

http://greenville.craigslist.org/cto/3350244033.html

 

[dsmspickdad]

Check this post out! racing turbo performance engine

 

[91stocker]

Check this post out! racing turbo performance engine

... wow where to start with that one

 

[captainapex]

Lol @ mph goes up really fast

 

[crash89]

Hahaha! Doesnt have a distributor and no spark plugs either eh!?! hmmm

 

[rlacasse1]

In his defense there is no distributor, he got that one right.

And I like his "cam gears are the biggest you can go" line. Cause change the diameter of a cam gear won't #### anything up.

 

[ZombieSix]

Paul walker really aint got shit on this one
Mitsubishi : Eclipse GST in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

 

[NHerron]

You know, at least he admits it's not a race car.

And that paint job is actually pretty good, not that I would consider doing it personally... I wonder, did anyone catch it's basketball themed?

But yeah, he could have done something better with the taillights and curved in that rear bumper a little more like OEM style. Most rear bumpers in kits make it look like just one big poop packin' ass on the back. Maybe bigger rims would have made it better...

 

[ZombieSix]

Heres how to fix that car
Lose all the black paint on exterior just do orange
Lose the back bumper and skirts, oem 2gb back and talon 2ga twisties on sides
Change interior to OEM ALL BLACK NO KRYLON EVERYWHERE, Maybe evo 9 recaros. not that ebay junk.
Get the huge ####ing subs/boxs out of the back seat. replace with 99 black leather.

Bam clean orange 2gb. time to work on e ngine


EDIT: everypost of mine is a double post. wtf is up wtih the forums.

 

[IrishBeatdown]

Heres how to fix that car
Lose all the black paint on exterior just do orange
Lose the back bumper and skirts, oem 2gb back and talon 2ga twisties on sides
Change interior to OEM ALL BLACK NO KRYLON EVERYWHERE, Maybe evo 9 recaros. not that ebay junk.
Get the huge ####ing subs/boxs out of the back seat. replace with 99 black leather.

Bam clean orange 2gb. time to work on e ngine


EDIT: everypost of mine is a double post. wtf is up wtih the forums.

so basically to "fix" it, change everything? Exactly what I was thinking.