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I've never held that kind of disregard towards anyone besides 420a owners. =/ I'm just a 4G63 fan, turbo'd or not.
 
hater! :p i can't say that i dislike or hold it against someone for driving a n/t. because... well, i have one LOL. and it's BADASS with it's multicolored engine bay and don't-wanna-shift-right-now transmission LOL. i quite honestly think the 4g63t engines are a PAIN IN MY ASS. in order to install one thing, you have to remove, or move out of the way, 385743732094823 things. hmph! i kinda can't wait to start messin with my lil 420a. :)
 
Yeah, I kind of want to buy a 1G N/T now to daily drive while keeping my GST for the weekends. Of course, I am broke and the GST isn't even on the road yet! One step at a time.
 
Well stop letting them be down and get those badasses back on the road! YAR.
 
welllll lookie here sir... the hubby wants his gst "fixed" while he's gone. his turbo died. so i replaced the turbo, adding a fmic, new air filter, new radiator, new a/c parts (compressor, condenser, receiver drier, expansion valve), new fans (his melted), new exhaust, i'm gonna make the engine pretty (LOL), still need to get a hard intake, new starter, i'm gonna have the seats recovered, gonna clean up the interior, and do something about a front bumper. he wants the evo 5 bumper, don't ask why, but that's what he wants, so that's what i have to find. for my little gs, i have to find the fuggin lug nut key because the loser who had this car before us, put those stupid "tuner" lug nuts on, so now i have to find the key (i put it somewhere safe, obviously) so i can take the wheel off to make swapping the tranny a hair easier. my car is on the back burner until his is done. so don't rush me! LOL
 
Jesus Christ.... Some men.. D:

We men here in the south do our stuff and make our wives/girls go have fun. ;D
 
Now that i have a clean 2g gsx i sort of have that feeling now. I know what you mean. That vibe was strong 5-6 years ago. Not so much anymore. Those people are evo owners now. Who coincidentally are the same way.
 
The dumbest thing Ive ever heard a DSM'er say came from my own mouth. "Yeah, this build shouldnt be too hard..." Its my first dsm. Let me tell you how wrong I was...
 
The dumbest thing Ive ever heard a DSM'er say came from my own mouth. "Yeah, this build shouldnt be too hard..." Its my first dsm. Let me tell you how wrong I was...

I don't know who you are, or what you're about. But I want your car RIGHT NOW. Title for Title. I'll drive to where you are. XD 92 AWD Laser = Dream Car

Her husband is Deployed with the Military IIRC. I wish my girlfriend would work... much less work on cars. She is about the laziest person I have ever met.

I know. ;P I'm just teasing a bit.
 
Not a dsmer, but i was once buying oil for my car at the local auto parts store. I just got off of work where i was just starting out in a body shop sweeping and whatnot when an rx-7 that was in the shop pulls up beside me. I did the work on his car for the day which consisted of "making his door handle work" and i guess he saw my car outside the shop. He then decides to inform me of how to drift and of his other cars without my asking and continued on to ask about my car. I told him unfortuinately i have a 420a to which he nearly interrupted me and said "oh that sucks you dont even have the base model, thats the lowest of the lows". I merely thought to myself you couldnt even put the door handle line back in place and your telling me about my car? I then got in my car and drove away. Not only did he have a stupid statement but he portrayed himself as useless in general.
 
I don't know who you are, or what you're about. But I want your car RIGHT NOW. Title for Title. I'll drive to where you are. XD 92 AWD Laser = Dream Car

Well if you had a 2g GSX with a 6/4 bolt and a Mitsu big 16g then i might do it.:D I would never really trade my car for anything. I have fallen in love with it. Im just really frustrated right now because im on a fresh build and i have just started to hear rod knock. Im almost positive its a rod knock. so if you would like to trade my engine for a 6 bolt that runs good be my guest.
 
working on cars can be fun... just not this car LOL. and besides... what's REALLY more fun than working on a car with your significant other when yer all greasy and then you decide to shut the garage door :X

xD! Ma'am, you may want to tone down the 'engine grease all over my body' images you're giving off here! Some of these guys might go insane. ;P

Well if you had a 2g GSX with a 6/4 bolt and a Mitsu big 16g then i might do it.:D I would never really trade my car for anything. I have fallen in love with it. Im just really frustrated right now because im on a fresh build and i have just started to hear rod knock. Im almost positive its a rod knock. so if you would like to trade my engine for a 6 bolt that runs good be my guest.

You know.. if I had that setup I'd STILL trade you. @__@; Something about lasers...I love em'. I'd trade my car without a second thought for a 92 AWD....-drools-

As far as the engine? Sorry.. xD If I had one I'd drop it in mine. I hate to hear about your build though. Maybe you should post a video of it up in the repair section so it can be confirmed to be rod-knock.
 
xD! Ma'am, you may want to tone down the 'engine grease all over my body' images you're giving off here! Some of these guys might go insane. ;P



You know.. if I had that setup I'd STILL trade you. @__@; Something about lasers...I love em'. I'd trade my car without a second thought for a 92 AWD....-drools-

As far as the engine? Sorry.. xD If I had one I'd drop it in mine. I hate to hear about your build though. Maybe you should post a video of it up in the repair section so it can be confirmed to be rod-knock.

I think I found what caused it. I just put a 16g on my car and added more fuel with my AFC. My oil started to smell like fuel and Im almost positive I washed my bearinings to cause the rod knock.
 
This thread needs me to chime in now. The so called "pocket ####y" or flesh light as you coded it, i think thats a name brand, anyways not as good as the real thing like you said, but better than your hand. Before we either get this thread locked or booted to the private forum, I read an interesting article in playboy a while back about how even if men did invent 100% real authentic sex bots, us males would never be satisfied, because its not the feel, or reality of it all (while it may suffice for here and there) what really drives us humans, is the lust and hunger another has for you, which could never be authentic through a machine.

-edited- because i felt a little to far =P
 
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