Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[Chaosweaver]

Im sure this wasn't the case, but people do swap V8's into Rx7's. Its pretty common actually there are 3 of them running around my area. One of which was able to fit an LS7 under the hood.

Yeah, I know a few people with V8 swaps into RX7s, I was talking about a vid that went down here in NJ years back where a Mustang owner said he had a rotary mustang with pistons and cams, ect.

 

[Tanro]

Go take your intercooler off and bov off, and let me know how it goes. Ill pay you if your car lasts 3000 miles.

Sure, let me just tie my dick to rope and tie that rope to my desk, then jump out the 2nd story window right here.....

Obviously at the levels of boost that a DSM runs stock you need to have an intercooler. You also need to have a BOV with my turbo and the boost levels I run. I am saying not all turbo setups need one. A lot of the guys that turbo N/A cars dont need a BOV because they run like 5-7psi.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Sure, let me just tie my dick to rope and tie that rope to my desk, then jump out the 2nd story window right here.....

Obviously at the levels of boost that a DSM runs stock you need to have an intercooler. You also need to have a BOV with my turbo and the boost levels I run. I am saying not all turbo setups need one. A lot of the guys that turbo N/A cars dont need a BOV because they run like 5-7psi.

Doesn't the VG30ET run without a BOV/Intercooler?

 

[Chaosweaver]

Doesn't the VG30ET run without a BOV/Intercooler?

Haven't you gotten a hair cut yet?


Yeah... I went there...

 

[ninjai_ruken]

you really think he had that done though if he was a ricer?
if i has an rx7 with a v8 swap i dont think he would be listing "intake, exhaust, cams, etc"

He never once in his post said the kid was a "Ricer" And I know plenty of V8 swapped guys that would list CC503 Cam, LE2 Heads..ect..ect then tell you its a V8 swap. So stop trying to be a smart ass

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Haven't you gotten a hair cut yet?


Yeah... I went there...

That was months ago. You're so far behind. D;

 

[LiquidX]

Dumbest thing I heard

"I'm from Arkansas".

 

[Chaosweaver]

That was months ago. You're so far behind. D;

No shit? Damn dude, I'm missed a lot.

 

[dantsi89]

i heard this kid at a meet in ny with a 2g say to his friend that he just changed his timing pump and his water belt...

 

[ranman000]

So im out at a meet last night, sitting at the local hang out spot with my hood open. Some kid i dont know walks up to my car points at my CAI and says "Dude, why is your exhaust so shiney and why is it recirculated back into your intake?" I was like WTF "youre kidding me right?" No he was serious. I then explained to him what it was he then got into his pos civic and drove off.

 

[dented_coffee]

L O L !!!!!!!!! POS Honda. Nice.

 

[InfiniteGSX]

Oh yeah!

Joe Montoya Mine to it an rs
16 hours ago · Like
Paolo Rubio Rs is not a dsm.
15 hours ago · Like
Joe Montoya Damn That suck
15 hours ago · Like
Joshua Gray Yes it is! . RS is not dsm. Who told you that? DSM is an automotive manufacturing company that developed all of the 90-99 Mitsubishi Eclipse, Plymouth Laser, and Eagle Talons!
11 hours ago · Like
Joe Montoya The guy i got it from
2 hours ago · Like
Joshua Gray No, The Paolo Rubio saying RS isn't a DSM. Thats what I was talking about. His comment was stupid. RS isn't a DSM.... I'd like to know what it is then since it was manufactured by Diamond Star Motors in Normal, Il. Just like very other DSM on the planet.
2 hours ago · Like
Joe Montoya Thats true I think so to
2 hours ago · Like
Joshua Gray Well its not something you should think. Its fact. All 1990-99 Mitsubishi Eclipse, Plymouth Laser and Eagle Talons were made by a Plant in Normal, IL. Called Diamond Star Motors. In 92 Mitsubishi Took over most of the company. The Company was originally designed for Mitsubishi to save money. Instead of exporting cars to the US, they started a Joint Venture with Chrysler to produce vehicles in the United States.
2 hours ago · Like
Joe Montoya ok it all good
2 hours ago · Like
Paolo Rubio Oh shut the #### up. A true dsm is a 4g63, not a 420a piece of shit.
about an hour ago · Like
Joshua Gray WRONG! don't talk shit about crap you know nothing about. Dsm isn't 4g63. Dsm is a manufacture! 4g63 is Mitsubishi. Do your research little one. A true Dsm is all 90 -99 Mitsubishi eclipses all 90-98 eagle talons. All 90-94 Plymouth laser. No matter what you think. Open your ####ing eyes before you Open your mouth.
about an hour ago · Like
Paolo Rubio You truely are a dumbass. I own a 1ga talon, learn to talk shit to someone else. Unless you own a dsm and its fast, keep your comments to yourself moron.
59 minutes ago · Like
Joshua Gray Are you ####ing serious? I'm on my 7th Dsm and I'm also one of the most popular people in the Dsm world! One of the wheels on my RRE built gsx is worth more than your car. When you search Dsm on Google you see images of my cars! Go back to school. Learn to read. My pinky fingers have more Dsm in them than you do. Research newbie... research!
55 minutes ago · Like
Joshua Gray Just the idea of how stupid you are is mind boggling. It makes me wanna reproduce, just to kill my children so they don't have to grow up in a world with someone like you.

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44 minutes ago · Like
Paolo Rubio yay for being the third ### on tooners, and I dont care how popular you think you are.
3 minutes ago · Like
Paolo Rubio I would have been inpressed if you had created tooner's, but you didnt.

that website is full of idiots.
2 minutes ago · Like
Joshua Gray In the words of a prostitute attempting to have sex with Lt. Dan, "What is he stupid or somethin?" Dude, Grow up already! Your not fooling anyone with your idiot claims.
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[Chaosweaver]

That Paolo dude more than likely has down syndrome.

 

[lilrob2069]

Ok so i work at a Ford Dealership with 2 retards, one owns an Acura GSR, and the other a Honda Civic. Since I planned on racing them both with my N/T 1g Talon, They agreed and had no idea that, in the same weekend i was buying a 94 GSX, So i roll up to work and everyone is looking at my car. Only a few knew what it really was, these 2 dumbass's come over and say "Did you paint or car and Change the headlights" I replied with everyone else, Yep sure did and bought one of those cool turbo whistle's. So we set off to a local street race spot. And i didn't tell them anything, I purposely shifted early so they couldn't hear the BOV. Once we got to the spot i noticed that they were doing FWD Burnouts. So i just crept past them and lined up. Now i should tell you that all the people at my dealership left to watch this Race. Including the Owner. So they get finished and ask y i didn't do it. Whatever don't need to. SO here they are revving to 3500 4000, I'm revving 4500. Boss drop rag and Boom Off the line i shoot blowing them both goin into 3rd gear and still climbing. Im about 4 car lengths away. Dusted them both. I won, and they come up after and ask, "Dude what did you do to ## car it's Fing fast." That whistle sounds just like a turbo. Im gonna get one. It's been 2 weeks and they still don't know it's a completely different Car.

 

[Chaosweaver]

Ok so i work at a Ford Dealership with 2 retards, one owns an Acura GSR, and the other a Honda Civic. Since I planned on racing them both with my N/T 1g Talon, They agreed and had no idea that, in the same weekend i was buying a 94 GSX, So i roll up to work and everyone is looking at my car. Only a few knew what it really was, these 2 dumbass's come over and say "Did you paint or car and Change the headlights" I replied with everyone else, Yep sure did and bought one of those cool turbo whistle's. So we set off to a local street race spot. And i didn't tell them anything, I purposely shifted early so they couldn't hear the BOV. Once we got to the spot i noticed that they were doing FWD Burnouts. So i just crept past them and lined up. Now i should tell you that all the people at my dealership left to watch this Race. Including the Owner. So they get finished and ask y i didn't do it. Whatever don't need to. SO here they are revving to 3500 4000, I'm revving 4500. Boss drop rag and Boom Off the line i shoot blowing them both goin into 3rd gear and still climbing. Im about 4 car lengths away. Dusted them both. I won, and they come up after and ask, "Dude what did you do to ## car it's Fing fast." That whistle sounds just like a turbo. Im gonna get one. It's been 2 weeks and they still don't know it's a completely different Car.

By street race spot I'm pretty sure he means local track.

 

[WolfsFang]

Ok so i work at a Ford Dealership with 2 retards, one owns an Acura GSR, and the other a Honda Civic. Since I planned on racing them both with my N/T 1g Talon, They agreed and had no idea that, in the same weekend i was buying a 94 GSX, So i roll up to work and everyone is looking at my car. Only a few knew what it really was, these 2 dumbass's come over and say "Did you paint or car and Change the headlights" I replied with everyone else, Yep sure did and bought one of those cool turbo whistle's. So we set off to a local street race spot. And i didn't tell them anything, I purposely shifted early so they couldn't hear the BOV. Once we got to the spot i noticed that they were doing FWD Burnouts. So i just crept past them and lined up. Now i should tell you that all the people at my dealership left to watch this Race. Including the Owner. So they get finished and ask y i didn't do it. Whatever don't need to. SO here they are revving to 3500 4000, I'm revving 4500. Boss drop rag and Boom Off the line i shoot blowing them both goin into 3rd gear and still climbing. Im about 4 car lengths away. Dusted them both. I won, and they come up after and ask, "Dude what did you do to ## car it's Fing fast." That whistle sounds just like a turbo. Im gonna get one. It's been 2 weeks and they still don't know it's a completely different Car.

the whistle noise. tell them to buy one of these and they will go alot faster.

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[TSi Kid]

the whistle noise. tell them to buy one of these and they will go alot faster.

hahaha my friend with an lt cobalt bought that and thought it sounded better then my actual 16g

Ok so i work at a Ford Dealership with 2 retards, one owns an Acura GSR, and the other a Honda Civic. Since I planned on racing them both with my N/T 1g Talon, They agreed and had no idea that, in the same weekend i was buying a 94 GSX, So i roll up to work and everyone is looking at my car. Only a few knew what it really was, these 2 dumbass's come over and say "Did you paint or car and Change the headlights" I replied with everyone else, Yep sure did and bought one of those cool turbo whistle's. So we set off to a local street race spot. And i didn't tell them anything, I purposely shifted early so they couldn't hear the BOV. Once we got to the spot i noticed that they were doing FWD Burnouts. So i just crept past them and lined up. Now i should tell you that all the people at my dealership left to watch this Race. Including the Owner. So they get finished and ask y i didn't do it. Whatever don't need to. SO here they are revving to 3500 4000, I'm revving 4500. Boss drop rag and Boom Off the line i shoot blowing them both goin into 3rd gear and still climbing. Im about 4 car lengths away. Dusted them both. I won, and they come up after and ask, "Dude what did you do to ## car it's Fing fast." That whistle sounds just like a turbo. Im gonna get one. It's been 2 weeks and they still don't know it's a completely different Car.

nobody street races on this site, we all line up at the track only *hint hint*

 

[psx]

Ive heard and said my share of stupid sh** before. But people who act like jackass's because
they drive a nice car or know more than the person. are just as bad

when i bought my car i remember telling my dad the cold air intake kept the engine cold......
Some guy at work told me he welded his synchros to go faster.....
yeah i still wanna slap myself

 

[lilrob2069]

hahaha my friend with an lt cobalt bought that and thought it sounded better then my actual 16g



nobody street races on this site, we all line up at the track only *hint hint*

No sorry for miss information, it's actually a spot that used to be a track, and then shut down but the fence got tore down so i guess everyone goes there. so it's not actual street racing but in a way it is, ### it's not a spectator track except for when there is a challenge.


But the guys are so stupid they asked me why i have a gauge pod in my car if it's non turbo. I told them it was for my CLOCK

Ive heard and said my share of stupid sh** before. But people who act like jackass's because
they drive a nice car or know more than the person. are just as bad

when i bought my car i remember telling my dad the cold air intake kept the engine cold......
Some guy at work told me he welded his synchros to go faster.....
yeah i still wanna slap myself

Yea i had some guy tell me that he put on a 2 inch exhaust ### the back pressure makes it go faster

 

[motox-010]

Been awhile since there's been a new post here.
Sitting in the staging lanes at the 1/8th mile, just trying to get a baseline for what my hatch will do before I start modding. Next to a Nova with slicks and open headers. A kid standing next to it is eyeing my hatch and comes over. Looks at the front, looks around inside, the following conversation proceeds:
Him: So is this thing turbocharged?
Me: No. Its pretty stock.
Him: What kinda times you running?
Me: No times yet. This will be my first run with this car.
Him: Oh. Well my buddy's Nova is pretty fast. So you should probably take it easy this run.
I then proceed to rip this Nova off the line (with shitty street tires). And beat him by about half a second.
It seems they come in all forms.

 

[ktgurl87]

Been awhile since there's been a new post here.
Sitting in the staging lanes at the 1/8th mile, just trying to get a baseline for what my hatch will do before I start modding. Next to a Nova with slicks and open headers. A kid standing next to it is eyeing my hatch and comes over. Looks at the front, looks around inside, the following conversation proceeds:
Him: So is this thing turbocharged?
Me: No. Its pretty stock.
Him: What kinda times you running?
Me: No times yet. This will be my first run with this car.
Him: Oh. Well my buddy's Nova is pretty fast. So you should probably take it easy this run.
I then proceed to rip this Nova off the line (with shitty street tires). And beat him by about half a second.
It seems they come in all forms.

yeah you should take it easy because he knew his nova wasn't gonna do squat. smh. people.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Gaaah I feel kind of like a dick for this one.

xD

Originally Posted by 98gsxawd
another question ... i had heard that u can weld some bracket and make it EMPROM or is that not true...

 

[Tanro]

Nah its a good one. I wish my car had an EMPRON with a welded bracket.

 

[RedTurboEclipse]

as much as we highlight that conversation about the non-turbos not being dsms and although that is false and as mentioned are dsms..

behind closed doors--say meets and groups, you will get that vibe between the 4g63 owners thinking a lot less of the n/ts

and hell, there is a separation between AWD and FWD 4g63 turbo dsms.. i remember when I only had a GST, geez there was a strong vibe of making me feel something was missing because I didn't have AWD..

 

[Tanro]

yeah... and 1g guys generally don't think very much of 1g guys either. Not sure I understand it really. I dont give a #### what you drive unless your a hondafanboi that knows nothing about anything except eg hatches.