Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[SpawnedX]

I wholeheartedly approve your post but also feel we need to draw the line or take it to the private forum, .

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Lmfao.

Well, we can tone down the wording a bit, for moderators sake... but I think it's a conversation that can be had maturely. ;P

Spawned, as far as the full anatomy things, have you ever looked into a Forreal doll? o_o I have a VERY...erm.. odd friend who showed me one one day. I could have sworn it was a real person. I've never considered the above mentioned placebo's of pleasure because the pictures I've seen of them just make me crack up.

 

[SpawnedX]

I think my wife would shoot me if I came home with any of them. However, I have seen the Forreal doll. The wife and I are very comfortable going to the local adult store together and they have one on display.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

I think my wife would shoot me if I came home with any of them. However, I have seen the Forreal doll. The wife and I are very comfortable going to the local adult store together and they have one on display.

For the fact of having it, or the pricetag to accompany it? xD

 

[SpawnedX]

For the fact of having it, or the pricetag to accompany it? xD

Probably the price tag, how much can I ask of her when I spend thousands each year on a car that gets as much loving attention as her. Trust me, I say hi to her when I come home and caress her when I think she feels lonely.

 

[crash89]

I agree with the above stated that this could be a conversation talked about maturely but we are getting way off topic of this thread.

 

[motox-010]

I've got a friend with an Alero who wants to compare a DSM headlight to his. He wants projectors but they don't make them for Aleros

 

[TSIMonsteR]

Older X DSM'er: "Thats a nice DSM you have there" (I was intrigued that he said DSM, not eagle, talon, etc)
Me: "Thanks! I picked it up for real cheap with a blown turbo and bad injector. I'm driving this around while I'm building my GSX"
Older X DSM'er: "Yeah man, I'm a tuner at heart! I had a talon back in the day. It had the works. GARRETT 16g, exhaust, etc"

Not too bad, but funny none the less. I was still impressed that this guy even had an inkling of what he was talking about.

 

[JusMX141]

Older X DSM'er: "Thats a nice DSM you have there" (I was intrigued that he said DSM, not eagle, talon, etc)
Me: "Thanks! I picked it up for real cheap with a blown turbo and bad injector. I'm driving this around while I'm building my GSX"
Older X DSM'er: "Yeah man, I'm a tuner at heart! I had a talon back in the day. It had the works. GARRETT 16g, exhaust, etc"

Not too bad, but funny none the less. I was still impressed that this guy even had an inkling of what he was talking about.

I'm sure he just had a mind mix-up or forgot to take his Geritol that day. Still impressive that he knew what a DSM and a 16G was.

 

[SpawnedX]

A lot of people think G stands for Garrett. Then some get confused because the T25 is a Garrett cartridge so they probably just assume all MHI turbos use a Garrett cartridge. Though the T25 really is a Garrett turbo...makes me wonder...why didn't Mitsubishi use an MHI turbo on the 2G? You would think that would be their cheapest and most reliable option.

They should have just put a 16G on it and called it a freaking awesome day.

 

[westcoast]

I don't know about repeating what some others I have heard have said but when I was first getting interested in DSM's I made the mistake of asking an "OG" where the wasegate nipple was.

Needless to say I was teased for years after that.

 

[rx7ttlm]

I was once at a local DSM meet, and a FWD DSMer came up to me.

dsmer: "GSX, huh?"
me: "Yep.."
dsmer: "Why didn't you get a Talon instead? You know the AWD talon has a 60/40 power distribution while the GSX is only 70/30, right?"
me: "WTF "

MAO That's awesome...


Best thing I have heard someone say after one of my friends having BAD compressor surge from a guy that was standing there just watching. I said "####ING REALLY?!", My friend "What is that", Me "The worst ####ing compressor surge I have ever heard?!!!" Random guy "That's not surge, that's just a greddy modified to sound like a HKS" .... I was torn between slapping the stupid out of him and just standing there in awe.

 

[E116]

I talked to some kid who had a 97tsi awd, and he kept on telling me that his car had a clutch for the awd system... I tried to reason with him and ask if he was thinking about the transfer case or rear diff or somethhting, but He said "No I had my car on a lift and I saw it. It has a special clutch underneath it for the awd system" I just gave up . Then he continued on telling me how fast his jdm evo3 is. so annoying.

 

[1990AWD]

I talked to some kid who had a 97tsi awd, and he kept on telling me that his car had a clutch for the awd system... I tried to reason with him and ask if he was thinking about the transfer case or rear diff or somethhting, but He said "No I had my car on a lift and I saw it. It has a special clutch underneath it for the awd system" I just gave up . Then he continued on telling me how fast his jdm evo3 is. so annoying.

haha wish I had that clutch!

 

[DhampirZero]

I was at work yesterday and one of my co workers was showing a couple of guys pics of his girlfriend because noone believes he has one. Anyways as hes going through his pics a 2g talon pops up so I asked him about it. At first he was pretty cool, seemed like he knew what he was talking about. Telling me he had a front mount, 20g, injectors and other items. I'm thinking, alright I work with a cool dsmer. I then ask him if it was awd and he said yeah, well it wasn't to start out but I swapped it. I thought hmm prob b.s. but its possible. So I just responded with that's awesome, was it hard? He said yeah but the motor swap was worse. I really started to not believe him especially given his reputation as a liar at the store. And before I said anything else he then said "Yeah man it was an esi and it took forever to swap it. But the 429a is so much better than the 420a. It was totally worth. it." I try my hardest to never diss on anyone or make fun of them unless their friends but man was this hard. I thanked God a order popped up so I could turn away before I could laugh or say something mean.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

429a...;P haha.

 

[DeadlyAKrunna47]

A 20y/o dsmer i sold a pillare gauge pod to said he had a 800whp 2g gsx. That said costed him $50k he said he did an evo 8 swap center differential controller. and tons of other balidgernt stuff that is not possible. said he totaled it and is driving a bone stock 2g gs?
He supossably never knew about the dsmtuners forums and he got those numbers?

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

That's about as bad as the one story about the guy who 'Tuned the ECU' of his car to put more power to the rear wheels and less to the front so he could drift/do wheelies.

 

[Tanro]

Older X DSM'er: "Thats a nice DSM you have there" (I was intrigued that he said DSM, not eagle, talon, etc)
Me: "Thanks! I picked it up for real cheap with a blown turbo and bad injector. I'm driving this around while I'm building my GSX"
Older X DSM'er: "Yeah man, I'm a tuner at heart! I had a talon back in the day. It had the works. GARRETT 16g, exhaust, etc"

Not too bad, but funny none the less. I was still impressed that this guy even had an inkling of what he was talking about.

At least he knew that a garett was a turbo. I had the turbo saturn and some old timer asked me what was under the hood after I got done white smoking the tires for shits and gigs. I told him blah blah blah garette 40 trim etc. He started talking about brands of chewing tobacco.

Levi Garett is a brand of chewing tobacco.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

... Chewing Tobacco? LMfao! Priceless!

"Did you know a pinch of Levi Garrett Chewing Tobacco will clean your intake manifold and increase gas mileage? "

 

[fastclip]

Oh and I like the good ol' "Boost Fluid" HAHAH Where can I buy more boost fluid? - DSM Forums

Wow......

It took me a few minutes to reply because i had to clean the beer off my monitor after reading that.....

Well with me, the dumbest thing that I have heard/Saw was a local guy decided to listen to a "bighter" guy and go get a fish tank valve to crank up his boost(stock T25 no mods or gauge) but this was after his bud told him to not to worry he runs 30 psi on his GST..........come to find out "his" GST still is a stock T25.

Sure there will be some local GST for sell with blown engines come a few weeks.

 

[BoostedTalonTS]

AN automatic?? Haha automatics are slow. Later on I seriously doubt he felt the same way.

^ I get this all the time

 

[TSIMonsteR]

^ I get this all the time

Yep. Usually people ask me when I'm going to convert it to a manual....

Now I can say, "because I don't want to have to baby shift like I do with my talon"

 

[tsi4g63dohc]

the new recent discussions, NEW TO DSMS, LOOKING FOR QUICK CHEAP POWER

 

[BoostedTalonTS]

Yep. Usually people ask me when I'm going to convert it to a manual....

Now I can say, "because I don't want to have to baby shift like I do with my talon"

Yeah well that or the first time you show them a 25+psi launch in the A\T