The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[Iowa99GST]

Alright, I'll play... This one looks like a winner ..

'95 wide body Talon FS/FT

 

[3kgt2nv]

always makes me laugh when people count the work they did on the car as labor costs. no you did it yourself to save labor.

 

[Chaosweaver]

Oh dear God.

MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE 3000GT

Someone please save it...

 

[avenged5]

First time i've ever wished i owned an escort.
1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST 5 Speed for trade.

 

[IDK]

its been "only this week" for about 6 months now

$$TAKING BEST OFFER 4 MY LOSS ## GAIN$$ HOT ECLIPSE

 

[GsXdSmKingGsX]

its been "only this week" for about 6 months now

$$TAKING BEST OFFER 4 MY LOSS ## GAIN$$ HOT ECLIPSE

Original tubo and maniful huh? On a GS.. So it must be the non-existant type..Those are uber rare.

 

[Tanro]

I saw that one with "my sister in law cannot handle a car that doest 30ft burnouts so she wants to trade for escort or truck" one.

Not a CL Find but FFS someone should really just falcon punch this guy in the nutsack.

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..... Under the hood

Before :

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After :

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Whats wrong with the after?
Machv Spark Plug cover.
Shitty ####ing Welds on the Custom Made Top Mount manifold.
Non actuated Cyclone Manifold !
WTF... Is that a catch can with the PCV still going into the Intake Manifold?
Non-Recirculated Probably Ebay Knockoff Greddy BoV
Holy Crap... The engine bay is actually dirtier after the swap? Wait wut?
Show car.. But no wire tuck?
Giant ass turbo? SMIC? wait whut.

Im sure you can find more.

 

[igotawdpsi]

There is a ad on craigslist in my local area where a guy says "No low ball offers because he has already been told that he has the Crackhead price on it now." Thought that was funny.

 

[Speedee89]

http://valdosta.craigslist.org/cto/2152722626.html

This is a monster....literately

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

I'd drive that bad-boy.

 

[Speedee89]

thats what i said till i saw the price tag

 

[EDM95]

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[Kyle_T]

^That picture just is flipped.

 

[EDM95]

Dam that I was about to buy that car.

 

[highlandgst]

^That picture just is flipped.

actually looking at it closely ... the picture doesn't seem flipped ... it looks like he put the motor in backwards somhow or the head i mean look at the shock towers

 

[91stocker]

Yea its just flipped. The ps is running on the left side.

 

[Mr Peepers]

Flipped:

 

[GIRman67]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Mitsubishi or eagle never came with a CHOD engine with mirrored lettering, whatever that is. if you look at the picture closely you can see that the date/time were pasted in there due to the pixelation around it

 

[Iowa99GST]

1990 plymouth laser RS

I thought this one was kinda funny... Specifically this part: "and IF you dont know what DSM is this isnt the car for you the successor to this car is the st4 neon".

Sounds to me like he doesn't know much about DSMs .

 

[1990AWD]

1990 plymouth laser RS

I thought this one was kinda funny... Specifically this part: "and IF you dont know what DSM is this isnt the car for you the successor to this car is the st4 neon".

Sounds to me like he doesn't know much about DSMs .

That's funny because I thought the successor to the 1g would be the 2g...hmmm...

 

[ilco187]

I cant even read this, nor does he make any damn sense.

95 mitsubishi 3000gt

 

[SpawnedX]

I cant even read this, nor does he make any damn sense.

95 mitsubishi 3000gt

Outside of poor grammar it wasn't that bad. Sounds like a nice person at least.

 

[constant_proj21]

1990 plymouth laser RS

I thought this one was kinda funny... Specifically this part: "and IF you dont know what DSM is this isnt the car for you the successor to this car is the st4 neon".

Sounds to me like he doesn't know much about DSMs .

This kid is coming by today to get his other car tuned...I have met him before as well.

 

[Iowa99GST]

This kid is coming by today to get his other car tuned...I have met him before as well.

Lol do you know anything about the Plymouth? I was thinkin about pickin it up for the motor if it would drive all the way back here then partin the rest out =P

 

[constant_proj21]

Lol do you know anything about the Plymouth? I was thinkin about pickin it up for the motor if it would drive all the way back here then partin the rest out =P

I know that the 2g elbow on it belonged to me

Not much else though. I thought about buying it real cheap for a DD. Kid is here right now....so we may have to chat about it.