The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[ceth17]

Haha Lambo body kit

 

[Tanro]

I think it must the gear ratios in the stock trans. Plus a 20:1 weight:horsepower ration really doesnt help it out any.

 

[dalesmitsu]

Its not from craigslist but thought its funny.

Here goes, I like hot stuff so I bought a bag of doritos 3rd degree burn and tall 24oz of monster ( can will become a catch can in the future). Took a shug of the monster and bite two chips now my mouth is a fire and sinus f'n opened up eyes watering, nose runing abit. Havent ate the whole bag due to my mouth being on fire so I'm eating one chip at at time.

Just thought I share its off topic but this the hangout though.

 

[minimotos95]

I think it must the gear ratios in the stock trans. Plus a 20:1 weight:horsepower ration really doesnt help it out any.

defiantly doesn't help. but that alum gas cap door has to save at least a gram of weight

Its not from craigslist but thought its funny.

Here goes, I like hot stuff so I bought a bag of doritos 3rd degree burn and tall 24oz of monster ( can will become a catch can in the future). Took a shug of the monster and bite two chips now my mouth is a fire and sinus f'n opened up eyes watering, nose runing abit. Havent ate the whole bag due to my mouth being on fire so I'm eating one chip at at time.

Just thought I share its off topic but this the hangout though.

hmm, i might have to try those.

 

[Tanro]

Mitsubishi Eclipse 1996

 

[ktgurl87]

Mitsubishi Eclipse 1996

i just spit mt. dew on my dog. poor puppy. 12 grand?! for what?!

 

[ilco187]

Mitsubishi Eclipse 1996

all i gotta say about that car

YouTube - Fast and the furious in five seconds

 

[highlandgst]

i just spit mt. dew on my dog. poor puppy. 12 grand?! for what?!

for that awesome body kit that adds 500 horse to a probably 420A engine and those subs had to have cost like 3 grand

 

[NeMiZiS]

<------Ricer tail lights

 

[Tanro]

Sad thing is I am sure he will sell it around here. Maybe not for 12k but probably 9-10k. To bad it doesnt have any nos or it would go fer like 20k.

 

[1Gab Laser]

blah

 

[twisted_gears]

1990 plymouth laser RS

I think that add on craigslist is for my old laser

 

[ty92dsm]

"NICE BIG SPOILER"

91 eclipse DSM F/S F/T

 

[icetech]

all i gotta say about that car

YouTube - Fast and the furious in five seconds

That made me . Thats just too funny.

 

[Tanro]

I'd Pay 700 for a 1.8l. Those things are indestructible.

 

[ktgurl87]

"NICE BIG SPOILER"

91 eclipse DSM F/S F/T

it's not "impossible" to put a car seat in the back of a 2 door car. i used to struggle with my son's infant car seat in the back of an '89 240sx. when i was the passenger i would be damn near eating the dash, but it fit people complain about everything i swear

 

[tonypanda]

1996 Eclipse GS
1998 custom cavalier tuner car
Honda CRX/Drifter/5 Speed Stick/Moon Roof
super mitubishi eclipse 95

AND WTF TO ALL OF THESE

 

[Chaosweaver]

all i gotta say about that car

YouTube - Fast and the furious in five seconds

Apparently he needs nitrous... Wait, I'm sorry, "NOS".

 

[Usatuff]

1996 Eclipse GS
1998 custom cavalier tuner car
Honda CRX/Drifter/5 Speed Stick/Moon Roof
super mitubishi eclipse 95

AND WTF TO ALL OF THESE

Does the last one include the obese child?

 

[1990AWD]

1996 Eclipse GS
1998 custom cavalier tuner car
Honda CRX/Drifter/5 Speed Stick/Moon Roof
super mitubishi eclipse 95

AND WTF TO ALL OF THESE

Except for the spoiler, that CRX looks good IMO. The rest are shit.

 

[JDT]

This one looks like a giant skittle. MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE


1992 Eagle Talon RACECAR

 

[tonypanda]

yea the crx wasnt that bad still riced out

This one looks like a giant skittle. MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE


1992 Eagle Talon RACECAR

a skittle

 

[constant_proj21]

This one looks like a giant skittle. MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE


1992 Eagle Talon RACECAR

I dont see whats wrong with the second one. Looks like with a little work that thing could be legit.

Now this gem-
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/2189398307.html

another winner from MN -
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/2192432822.html

 

[1bad95tsi]

This guy must be hitting the pipe pretty hard
1994 Z CONVERTIBLE/SPOTLESS/OVER 25K invested

 

[mainerdsm]

The ad doesnt show up any more how much was he asking they only made like 200 convertible z32's.