The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[mainerdsm]

I dont even know what those headlights came off of haha

 

[TSI from Hell]

I dont even know what those headlights came off of haha

Acura CL

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

Eagle Talon

Found my old riced out ESi on CL. The kid put that it has a "fiber hood" and "extra race parts under the hood"
There arent any race parts under the hood unless you consider CAI and a header "race parts".

 

[mainerdsm]

1995 Street Legal Road Course Race Ford Ranger

I dont know what to think.... Is it cool or pointless.... I think it's pretty sick but at the same time why would he make a truck in to a road course machine.

 

[yungjon23]

hell yeah bro..

TRADE MY CAR FOR YOU BIKE
diggin those wheels and the honda civic rear bumper

 

[constant_proj21]

1995 Street Legal Road Course Race Ford Ranger

I dont know what to think.... Is it cool or pointless.... I think it's pretty sick but at the same time why would he make a truck in to a road course machine.

That thing is sweet. No joke .

 

[jrdrew5]

I would offer him 5k on the truck. Thing is bad.

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[lilrob2069]

1991 eclipse gxp for trade

Funniest part is i never heard of a gxp, and for 7500 bucks it better be a one off car that no one else has.

 

[MY1GDSM]

Eclipse or Talon, Fender left side, new

all I'm gonna say is How?... . Oh is it me or is that a right fender aswell

 

[1990AWD]

Eclipse or Talon, Fender left side, new

all I'm gonna say is How?... . Oh is it me or is that a right fender aswell

I don't think that fender will fit 14 years and three generations of Eclipse.

 

[zeekster777]

looks to be a right side to me haha

 

[MY1GDSM]

I don't think that fender will fit 14 years and three generations of Eclipse.

Don't forget the 6 years worth of Talons' that were never made too.

 

[1bad95tsi]

WOW twin turbo
Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX, 1998
And yet another horendous dizzum
http://mansfield.craigslist.org/cto/2163604895.html

 

[GRAVEDIGGER]

WOW twin turbo
Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX, 1998
And yet another horendous dizzum
1995 Eagle Talon with Eclipse parts

I love the second one... An Eagle Talon with Eclipse parts.
Man is that thing purdy. Let's see what they say about that fine ride...

runs well (cool)
5 speed (ok)
modified (modified how?)

includes: body kit (ooohh, ahhhh)
ground effects (isn't that the same as a body kit?)
wing and racing seats (what an awesome deal)

Man, I bet that thing's FAST.

 

[GSX Eclipse]

WOW twin turbo
Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX, 1998
And yet another horendous dizzum
1995 Eagle Talon with Eclipse parts

Wow haha, it seems alot of crap (no offense) comes from the akron-canton craigslist.

I was gonna buy a 100k awd talon with a beautiful body for 1grand with a blown head from some dude in Canton. He had it up for $1800 but said if I gave him a grand he'd take it. Told him I would have a tow truck at his house 2 days later. He called me that night giving me some crap saying he cant find the title and he would call me when he did.

Dude never called me back and kept putting up multiple ads saying he wants the car gone, low ballers welcome. Never answered my calls. If I wouldn't have lost his address I would have drove the 3 hours back to his house and ghetto stomp the shit outta him.

WTFFFF!!!!!

 

[chenk18]

Check this truk out. Custom Honda truk turbo

 

[Chaosweaver]

Check this truk out. Custom Honda truk turbo

As much as I dislike Hondas, I'd buy that.

 

[yoshi_tony]

I'm actually familiar with the car as it's local to me...It's may have been dyno'd but it's not putting that much down... Also my key point was 450cc injectors and a 16g @ 15psi doesn't = 400hp

Oh an BTW wanna sell me your car?

didnt see the 450cc

if you have a 99 gsx ill be down to trade

 

[MY1GDSM]

IIRC in another thread somewhere I read some misfortunes you had with it... I'd have to think hard...But yeah if I had a 99gsx I'd trade you if you had every original part for it...but I don't have a 99 so... Ahw hell I'm rambaling...

 

[GRAVEDIGGER]

Wow haha, it seems alot of crap (no offense) comes from the akron-canton craigslist.

I was just thinking the same thing to myself and I almost commented on that, but I thought "no, it's just me noticing these Akron/Canton ones because that's where I'm from." I guess you're right though... We do have some gems around here that I've seen on Craigslist and on the road too.

I like this one too. Simply stupid!

They say it "runs great, but the end of the crankshaft is tore up."
But it is LIME GREEN.

civic

 

[yoshi_tony]

IIRC in another thread somewhere I read some misfortunes you had with it... I'd have to think hard...But yeah if I had a 99gsx I'd trade you if you had every original part for it...but I don't have a 99 so... Ahw hell I'm rambaling...

yeah thats why i gave up in 7 bolts ive been experementing with oil weights and i just did my 6 bolt swap for that reason and had a bunch of boost leaks fixed that but i do have all the stock parts in a box everything except the block i do have the head everything i took off to put on aftermarket i did stored it i actually put new alternator cv axles PS wheel hubs ive been restoring it....but you dont have a 99 so im just rambling also

 

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[Whammydill]

I was just thinking the same thing to myself and I almost commented on that, but I thought "no, it's just me noticing these Akron/Canton ones because that's where I'm from." I guess you're right though... We do have some gems around here that I've seen on Craigslist and on the road too.

I like this one too. Simply stupid!

They say it "runs great, but the end of the crankshaft is tore up."
But it is LIME GREEN.

civic

It makes me sad too, because Mid-ohio area Craigslist is one of my primary sources for my AWD search.

 

[JusMX141]

1998 Eclipse GS

Loved this line-

"Full Custom Header Back Exhust. (sounds great, its not just a fart can slapped on, full sutom 2'' header back exhaust"

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Ummmm....hate to tell ya, but that pretty much looks like a fart can slapped on with duct tape to me. There's nothing professional about the mounting position of the muffler by any means.

 

[1bad95tsi]

Ok this car was at a local shop then a kid in my neighborhood bought it for like 2500 bucks - sold it to someone in Pittsburgh for ?? - too much obviously now this guy is sellin it -claiming he did the work - when i know the shop it came from did it - bad motor , its a 420a car and auto and check it out
1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse