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[2GbTalonGuy]

1991 ECLIPSE GSX AWD TURBO FULLY MODIFIED

Oh man...poor car.

Also 10k.....seriously?

 

[LiquidX]

I stopped reading that one after first seeing a "blow up valve" and then the "waste gauge". WTF

 

[4g63t]

Ware can I get me a single "CRANK SHAFT KNIFE EDGE" or a
"FLUIDIY RADIATOR"

 

[98GSXin]

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX (Turbo -All Wheel Drive)

Fast and Furious resurrection! "Muffler disconnected for better boost"

 

[JDT]

1997 Eagle Talon White Clean

Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX Turbo AWD I actually went to go see this one. It says $6900 but he actually wanted $7400 for it because he said that the rims make it look like a "pu$$ymobile". While we were waiting he was driving in the car, beating on it. yet he says "never been beat on". When he pulled in, the gears were grinding....douche.

 

[gst96spyderman]

TSI rims and tires huh? Might need some new rubber soon, being that the TSI tires are like 13 years old.

 

[Army4g63]

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX (Turbo -All Wheel Drive)

Fast and Furious resurrection! "Muffler disconnected for better boost"

Why didn't I think about this before! Best mod EVER!

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX Turbo AWD I actually went to go see this one. It says $6900 but he actually wanted $7400 for it because he said that the rims make it look like a "pu$$ymobile". While we were waiting he was driving in the car, beating on it. yet he says "never been beat on". When he pulled in, the gears were grinding....douche.

SpawnedX looked at this one and if i remember correctly it turned out to be a scam. It also has strut tower rust that is just painted over. I wouldnt look into it.

 

[Army4g63]

This thread makes me laugh

 

[1bad95tsi]

WOW just WOW

2000 Mitsubishi Mirage (EVO VI)

 

[Chaosweaver]

WOW just WOW

2000 Mitsubishi Mirage (EVO VI)

Imported from Puerto Rico with the mighty 1.8L Engine! That thing must be fast!

 

[1990AWD]

WOW just WOW

2000 Mitsubishi Mirage (EVO VI)

How does he figure it being an Evo?

 

[gtbread77]

ok everyone there is a new model we didn't know about the TCI oh and it has a low turbo and a high one also check it out!!!

Eagle Talon***turbo fast****tci***

 

[Chaosweaver]

ok everyone there is a new model we didn't know about the TCI oh and it has a low turbo and a high one also check it out!!!

Eagle Talon***turbo fast****tci***

How are these people allowed to own cars?

 

[1bad95tsi]

they took the 10,000 stereo out to make it affordable and still want 10,000 too much WTF
Honda Custom Prelude

 

[97ebaygst]

they took the 10,000 stereo out to make it affordable and still want 10,000 too much WTF
Honda Custom Prelude

It looks nice but damn that's expensive

 

[constant_proj21]

It looks nice but damn that's expensive

Looks like a crap honda, with shotty body work, and lots of useless parts. I wouldn't consider it "nice." But to each their own!

 

[Iowa99GST]

1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

This one made me .

"GReddy, Injen, engine is pretty well built its on stock turbo but everything else is pretty legit , 300hp i suppose." Greddy/Injen what? and he supposes its around 300 hp.

Car over heats, he thinks its just an air bubble trapped in the radiator, but is willing to take 1k off of the price to sell it without fixing the problem? Sounds like a trap to me!

Oh wow... http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/2126628831.html

 

[EclipticalGS]

1997 Eagle Talon Tsi AWD Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

Holy terrible two-tone batman!

 

[Iowa99GST]

Holy terrible two-tone batman!

And he only wants 15 grand for it!

 

[Silver99OZ]

And he only wants 15 grand for it!

Yeah seriously, you can buy a brand new car for about that much.

 

[ilco187]

1991 Plymouth Laser RS Turbo_SALE!!!SALE!!!SALE!!!_

heat gets hot real quick - http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/2123560004.html

 

[tazndrew04]

clean 1995 eclipse ft

does the washer or dryer come with it is that why it heats up really quick?

 

[16g DSM]

WOW just WOW

2000 Mitsubishi Mirage (EVO VI)

Lol!! Imported straight from puerto Rico!?!?!

1991 Plymouth Laser RS Turbo_SALE!!!SALE!!!SALE!!!_

heat gets hot real quick - clean 1995 eclipse ft

Comes with a free washing machine!

Custom Civic Turbo

Custom Civic
And it's only $15,000 :rofl:

 

[ilco187]

^^ that honda actually looks good but not for 15k.