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[Pozobyt]

hahahahahahahaha lovely.

only in mississippi. :/

! @ the vtech talon.

 

[ktgurl87]

"i don't feel safe driving a manual with her in the car"

well then maybe you shouldn't be driving.... period.

 

[zatomz]

97 eagle talon turbo manual FAST CAR

v-tech....

I just sent him an email, I felt bad for the poor abused talon. I would like to see someone not looking for a honda buy it! It reads:

I need to inform you (to help you out hopefully) that neither eagle, mitsubishi, or chrysler has ever or will ever make a "v-tech" car. This v-tech is indigenous to hondas ONLY, and personally its over rated and wont help you sell your car, especially when people see that you dont know what your talking about. However, your car (if it really is turbo) is a 4g63t motor and you would be better using that in your description... Take that how you will, but if you do some searching you'll see that I'm right, ask me how I know.

Adam

 

[Chaosweaver]

97 eagle talon turbo manual FAST CAR

v-tech....

Gotta love Honda kids... I saw a post not too long ago for a Mustang GT 4.6L V-tech, I shit you not.

 

[PurpSalad]

^ win.


his front bumper looks just like mine....and mine was crashed against a parkingblock and broken off



just thought id share that hahaha

 

[donniekak]

WOW is all i can say WTF
1993 custom eclipse turbo

i have a 93 eclipse 2.0l turbo, that was on air ride just needs two new front cylinders. its paint lambo green Verde Ithaca, (2) o2 audio tweeters and mids in each of the fiberglassed doors, (4) american bass sq6 in fiberglassed back peice, pioneer double din indash with navigation, 2 sundown audio saz-1500d one to each sub, a sundown audio sax-50x4 for the highs, (2) 15" lanzer optidrives OPTI1535D not shit subs look them up and see, has 2 kinetik batteries in the car one is a hc3800 and the other is a hc2400, 15" tv fiberglassed in the dash, interior is all fiberglassed and painted black with flake in it. has shaved handled and molded body kit with a french plate, custom led 7"x .5", hids, 20" rims, it has lambos doors also, paint has some flaws air ride broke and tire hit qaurter panel and messed up the paint have more paint to repaint it and the whole car. maake offer may take some stuff out and keep the car runs great just looking for something new make offer at [email protected] no bullshit

* Location: parma
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Whats really funny is that you are from steubenville. Can't wait to come home and visit Gianamores.

 

[slo-rst-laser]

I pray nobody else posted this yet. I didn't copy the link due to he will prob. delete the post sometime. Anyways,

hello, sadly i have to let my Zeon go(neon i flipped the N to a Z)
she's a 1998 5 speed.
let me tell you, chicks dig the neon. i don't want to sell this car, it got me so much pu-tang.
its a bad ass car.. its got daul Magna flow exhaust so it rumbles.
it also has a Aem short ram intake. Obx wires and headers.
Bosch plugs. stage 3 clutch cause i dont mess around.
it also has a fatty Alpine subwoofer. and a sweet headunit with an ipod wire so awesome.
i got those power windows. leds under the seats.
only 79,289. i bought a dodge caliver srt4 so i no longer need this.
runs strong.

oh for the exterior i got that sexy ass forest green, some chrome tail lights.
painted calipers, Konig 17inch rims so sexy. Drilled and slotted rotors.
tinted windows so you can get down to work in the back seat with al the hot chicks.
it has a body kit to for aerodynamics i even bought a turbo badge for the trunk, it doesnt have a turbo.
but the suckers behind you dont know that. i even put an awesome decal where the back plate should be.
i got headlights in the front, there eyelids. and they are fricken pimp. it run slike 14.40 at 102.
the car is fricken a dream come true. I dont want to sell, but icant afford two pimpin cars.
it gets awesome mgps. i am open to trades. i only want cool ricers and a fireplace for my crib


Screw it heres the link, so you can see the car.
1998 Dodge Neon

 

[Calan]

I pray nobody else posted this yet. I didn't copy the link due to he will prob. delete the post sometime. Anyways,

hello, sadly i have to let my Zeon go(neon i flipped the N to a Z)
she's a 1998 5 speed.
let me tell you, chicks dig the neon. i don't want to sell this car, it got me so much pu-tang.
its a bad ass car.. its got daul Magna flow exhaust so it rumbles.
it also has a Aem short ram intake. Obx wires and headers.
Bosch plugs. stage 3 clutch cause i dont mess around.
it also has a fatty Alpine subwoofer. and a sweet headunit with an ipod wire so awesome.
i got those power windows. leds under the seats.
only 79,289. i bought a dodge caliver srt4 so i no longer need this.
runs strong.

oh for the exterior i got that sexy ass forest green, some chrome tail lights.
painted calipers, Konig 17inch rims so sexy. Drilled and slotted rotors.
tinted windows so you can get down to work in the back seat with al the hot chicks.
it has a body kit to for aerodynamics i even bought a turbo badge for the trunk, it doesnt have a turbo.
but the suckers behind you dont know that. i even put an awesome decal where the back plate should be.
i got headlights in the front, there eyelids. and they are fricken pimp. it run slike 14.40 at 102.
the car is fricken a dream come true. I dont want to sell, but icant afford two pimpin cars.
it gets awesome mgps. i am open to trades. i only want cool ricers and a fireplace for my crib


Screw it heres the link, so you can see the car.
1998 Dodge Neon

Only $3200 for a fricken dream come true. And wouldn't you know it, I don't have $3200. Damn the luck.

 

[Ghostcrafter]

Only $3200 for a fricken dream come true. And wouldn't you know it, I don't have $3200. Damn the luck.

Damn man, so much for your dreams coming true. That sucks...

 

[1bad95tsi]

Whats really funny is that you are from steubenville. Can't wait to come home and visit Gianamores.
Yeah i just had some about a week ago i live like 10 mins from there up on 213 if your familiar with the area

 

[donniekak]

I lived in brilliant for 25 years.

Whats really funny is that you are from steubenville. Can't wait to come home and visit Gianamores.
Yeah i just had some about a week ago i live like 10 mins from there up on 213 if your familiar with the area

 

[partylikeits82]

I was looking for a winter car, and I stumbled upon this.

TURBO DSM

It is a bit confusing to read, but what i got out of it was the guy bought a gs that had shitty timing, so he put a turbo head on it. The picture of the engine bay has a turbo in it. A stock, nt motor with a turbo and a turbo head on it. And he's wondering why it runs like shit. I'm ashamed to own a dsm.

 

[JusMX141]

i bought a dodge caliver srt4 so i no longer need this.

Proof that this f*cktard has no idea what he's talking about. Is it a Caliber or a Cavalier? The question is not that difficult.

 

[1bad95tsi]

Heres another good one from pittsburgh it doesnt run -or well he said it did run a few times 8,000? WTF get real
98 eclipse gsx

 

[jwahl16]

I was looking for a winter car, and I stumbled upon this.

TURBO DSM

It is a bit confusing to read, but what i got out of it was the guy bought a gs that had shitty timing, so he put a turbo head on it. The picture of the engine bay has a turbo in it. A stock, nt motor with a turbo and a turbo head on it. And he's wondering why it runs like shit. I'm ashamed to own a dsm.

I agree that this person probably doesn't know what they are talking about but didn't 1g n/ts come with 4g63s? I don't think its that odd that he put a turbo head on it since they are similar if not the same (idk im a 2g guy). And i think he bought it with the turbo so at some point it probably ran with the turbo on.

 

[DxmaSonxM]

94 Eclipse FOR SALE OR TRADE


v6 2.0 dsm..? WTF
What is this guy talking about?

 

[92EagleAWD]

94 Eclipse FOR SALE OR TRADE


v6 2.0 dsm..? WTF
What is this guy talking about?

, and appearently a cracked transmission case means the car wont start

"Its got the V6 2.0 DSM in it"

 

[Chaosweaver]

Its a shame to see the type of people that get their hands on a DSM. V6 2.0L... What an ignorant douche.

 

[Pozobyt]

1989 Corvette

Just a little smashed ;D

 

[Chaosweaver]

1989 Corvette

Just a little smashed ;D

Lmfao, just a little bit.

 

[PurpSalad]

at the vette. but dude id buy. the body seems in really nice condition and i bet the engine is fine also. who needs a windshield anyways.

 

[4g63t]

WANTED BLADES/RIMS

eagle talon - $800
i have a black eagle talon. i am selling this because i need a truck before winter so i can haul my snowmobiles. there is nothing wrong with it. i recently put in all new belts, new fuel pump, fuel filter, new gas tank, new cap and roder and plug wires, new thermostat, brand new plugs. pretty much a total tune up. bad thing..-----the paint is really faded in some spots. but its a good an all around good car. give me a call or text me, my name is kaleb and my number is 515-230-8655. thanks. dont have pics on this lab top but just text me, i have pictures

 

[jaydubb1988]

awd turbo tsi mitsubishi(eagle talon/eclipse gsx
this guy is a fool he wants you to buy a car that he has pictures of him beating the hell out of it?..... hahaha just read this "you ever felt your heart skip a beat as your tearing down the expressway at 115 mph plus around a bend and felt the car leave the pavement for a split second and its aerodynamics slam it back down"

 

[1990AWD]

eagle talon - $800
i have a black eagle talon. i am selling this because i need a truck before winter so i can haul my snowmobiles. there is nothing wrong with it. i recently put in all new belts, new fuel pump, fuel filter, new gas tank, new cap and roder and plug wires, new thermostat, brand new plugs. pretty much a total tune up. bad thing..-----the paint is really faded in some spots. but its a good an all around good car. give me a call or text me, my name is kaleb and my number is 515-230-8655. thanks. dont have pics on this lab top but just text me, i have pictures

I don't see what you find so funny about this...

 

[Ghostcrafter]

Roder ... a.k.a. Rotor