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[TRSblader]

I'd like to see the look on that guys face that bought his srt-4

 

[docb002000]

^^^ me too

 

[1bad95tsi]

this one speaks for itself
92 eagle talon

 

[davidalindsey]

1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GST 1500 OBO - $1500

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Is it me or his he not running an intercooler?
I never seen that done before and why?

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%%%%%%CHEAP! DISCOUNT ECLIPSE PARTS$$$$$$$

This is a 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS, AUTO.PS. freezing A/C. Front wheel drive. (transmission and motor are great!) says over 150,000, but is actually less, because motor was upgraded by previous owner. Great Car!, car has great a body, no dents or dings, car has been sanded down because was going to paint but never have the time to, but has also been lightly primed, also have an inquiry about the cost of how much the same color paint will cost at carquest. but here are a list of extra modifications. (Extremely Clean Engine And Very Dressed Up)
(Clean Interior!, this is a great Car, Only Minor Fixes)

$6000 OBO (if Reasonable) thanks
Modifications&More:
Power Windows & Doors (passenger side door actuator died, but that only cost maybe $5 for the part)
Recent Tune Up: NGK Platinum Spark Plugs, Fresh Oil Change (Pennzoil) W/Oil Filter
BRAND NEW FLOOR MATS (Front&Back)
New Chrome APc Pedals New Wiper Blades
New Rear Black Leather Seats
JVC Cd Player Great Condition
Brand New (4 )Kicker 6-1/2 50W RMS DS Series 2 Way Car Speaker
BRAND NEW LED ALTEZZA TAIL LIGHTS
Wipe Pipe Exhaust Tip
(4) UNDERGLOW TUBES (PURPLE)
Front Bumper Blitz Bodykit Brake Calipers (Purple)
Black 18 inch Rims w/New Tires
*Add on: Extra set of Lift Supports for Hood (free)
*Add on: OEM Taillights
*Add On OEM GS (low style) Spoiler

****No crazy Prices but Very Negotiatable!!****
If Interested shoot me an email: call 2525378796 or 2526737369
More Parts Soon! =)

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WTF is this guy somking! Who in the right mind would even consider buy that car with his stupid asking price. I would maybe give him $500 not a penny more.

 

[DxmaSonxM]

MUST GO!! 99 Eclipse, supra body kit

WHY??!! WTF

 

[1bad95tsi]

MUST GO!! 99 Eclipse, supra body kit

WHY??!! WTF[/QUOTE
That orange one with the supra bodykit has been listed for a few years he's never gonna sell it

 

[93_tsi_fwd]

Spyder eclipse

Stop flagging this is a real ad! 20+k has been but in this car. ANY OFFERS UNDER 6K WILL BE IGNORED!!!!
Testing the waters OBO .. ONE OF A KIND IN THE BAY 1997 spyder eclipse fully customized, has air bags, body kit, saliva headlights, jet ecu, many other mods. Also has tunnel cover which covers the back seats and yes it is removable and it has a convertible top. Has Low mileage original 91k, CLEAN TITLE Just got the smog done 1 week ago.Also has new tire.
Also open reasonable trades. Straight trades or plus or minus my end or yours. looking for g 35, s2000, gsx, bmw, benez, Mercedes, m3,m5, evo, let me know what you got the worst i can say is no.
DONT WASTE ## TIME OR MINE. NO JOY RIDERS, SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
email is the key

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[Tanro]

Some these people must be on drugs to think they will get more than 3k for a 2g or more than 1800 for a 1g. And that would be awd, only way I would go higher would be a 2gb unmolseted talon in the blue color. I might do 4500 for that.

 

[91stocker]

Some these people must be on drugs to think they will get more than 3k for a 2g or more than 1800 for a 1g. And that would be awd, only way I would go higher would be a 2gb unmolseted talon in the blue color. I might do 4500 for that.

Yea wow, 6k for a stock riced out 2g with no paint, some peoples kids

 

[VETTE_50_TH]

Some these people must be on drugs to think they will get more than 3k for a 2g or more than 1800 for a 1g. And that would be awd, only way I would go higher would be a 2gb unmolseted talon in the blue color. I might do 4500 for that.

Some of these people must be on drugs to think they will find an unmolested 2gb for under 5k. I bought my 2gb last year for 6500 and that was cheap. 60k and good paint and whatnot. That car could have sold for 7500 easily.

 

[GSXSixteenG]

~~~~~~CUSTOM CHEVY COBALT~~~~~~

 

[Bluefire16]

Some of these people must be on drugs to think they will find an unmolested 2gb for under 5k. I bought my 2gb last year for 6500 and that was cheap. 60k and good paint and whatnot. That car could have sold for 7500 easily.

Agreed, i had to pay $6500 for mine and it was a 99 GST with only 56k on it 3 years ago. It was also the only clean GST or GSX i could find, and it took me 6 hours to drive to get it.

Car was valued at around $9k, i got a good deal.

Hell right now, NADA and KBB show my car still being valued at $6200

 

[1990AWD]

~~~~~~CUSTOM CHEVY COBALT~~~~~~

his trophies must be fake, who in their right mind would award that car anything other than "largest waste of money"

 

[1bad95tsi]

Hmm its a fast and furious GSX-T thats a new one to me
1997 gsx-t for sale or trade

 

[avenged5]

Spyder eclipse

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Awesome Saliva headlights.

 

[1bad95tsi]

WOW is all i can say WTF
1993 custom eclipse turbo

i have a 93 eclipse 2.0l turbo, that was on air ride just needs two new front cylinders. its paint lambo green Verde Ithaca, (2) o2 audio tweeters and mids in each of the fiberglassed doors, (4) american bass sq6 in fiberglassed back peice, pioneer double din indash with navigation, 2 sundown audio saz-1500d one to each sub, a sundown audio sax-50x4 for the highs, (2) 15" lanzer optidrives OPTI1535D not shit subs look them up and see, has 2 kinetik batteries in the car one is a hc3800 and the other is a hc2400, 15" tv fiberglassed in the dash, interior is all fiberglassed and painted black with flake in it. has shaved handled and molded body kit with a french plate, custom led 7"x .5", hids, 20" rims, it has lambos doors also, paint has some flaws air ride broke and tire hit qaurter panel and messed up the paint have more paint to repaint it and the whole car. maake offer may take some stuff out and keep the car runs great just looking for something new make offer at [email protected] no bullshit

* Location: parma
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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[JusMX141]

^ The seller seems so proud- you'd think if the car was really as nice as the listing states, he would have posted more than one picture from 50 feet away with a 1.0 Megapixel cell phone.

 

[1bad95tsi]

^ Yeah i know what you mean - the only thing i would be proud of is getting the hell rid of it

 

[Benshooter]

Oh my...


1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

"just needs a few things and it will run 10s in the 1/4"

 

[zatomz]

/\/\/\ OH MY... IS RIGHT!!! I had to capitalize for that (still coughing). I need some of that superman crack he is on.

"I got a 1999 eclipse gsx awd , 100,000 miles, its in really really great shape no big scratches just on the lip of the front bumper. Leather is in great shape no rips or anything, has an awesome sound to it. GReddy, Injen, engine is pretty well built its on stock turbo but everything else is pretty legit , 300hp i suppose. cross drilled brakes , on 18 inch rims, car only has one problem it over heats :/ but i know it cant be a big problem just air trapped in the radiator or something like a gauge but thats why im selling it for 9,500 like that or 10,500 with the problem fixed. But all around one of the cleanest looking and running eclipses in the 702. this car will rock your world just needs a real good owner to drop a bigger turbo and some cams and you'll be breakin 10s on the quarter mile!.only contact me if you have the cash in hand. "


HAHA, that's my new line for my car breaking next time "Something like a guage"

 

[PurpSalad]

1995 Ford Mustang


what does it need? oh thats right a head gas kit.

 

[Pozobyt]

Trojan Condoms for sale or trade

 

[Chaosweaver]

Oh my...


1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX

"just needs a few things and it will run 10s in the 1/4"

I should email that kid just to mess with him.

1995 Ford Mustang


what does it need? oh thats right a head gas kit.

Oh... My... God...

 

[PurpSalad]

Trojan Condoms for sale or trade

hahahahahahahaha lovely.

 

[youngDSMracer]

97 eagle talon turbo manual FAST CAR

v-tech....