The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[chaclark83]

These people kill me

 

[Bud92gsx]

The official baller ass CL deal right here talon / eclipse awd turbo

 

[gophishy10]

1999 Mitsubishi eclipse widebody
All on a N/A

 

[johnmel]

1999 Mitsubishi eclipse widebody
All on a N/A

 

[Colt4G63 also]

1999 Mitsubishi eclipse widebody
All on a N/A

I see those Altered Illusions guys all the time at the local cruise night. They like to put $20,000 paint jobs and tons of blinky lights on bondo buckets with slower than stock powertrains.

 

[johnmel]

I see those Altered Illusions guys all the time at the local cruise night. They like to put $20,000 paint jobs and tons of blinky lights on bondo buckets with slower than stock powertrains.

speaking of that 95 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS Custom $3000

 

[Breezio69]

Those floor pans on the green one are dangerous, I've seen em fly out from under the car when you use nos... craziest phenomenon ever.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

those floor pans on the green one are dangerous, i've seen em fly out from under the car when you use nos... Craziest phenomenon ever.

scramble!!! Scramble!!!!!! Hulk smash!!!

 

[n0de]

scramble!!! Scramble!!!!!! Hulk smash!!!

No.

DSM SMASH... For sale!

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[DSMBanditFZ6]

No.

DSM SMASH... For sale!

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8500$??..... I could buy a nice 01 c/K pickup and throw a nice lift on it for that much... Oh and not look like an idiot.

I like it "and people say it could never be done" hahahaha. Because people say it shouldn't. Haha

 

[91-GS]

Oh and not look like an idiot.

You'r just jealous because he is all-wheel-drive and you are not

$8500 does seem a bit high, as do pretty much all prices on CL. Although that's probably so they can come down a bit if needed.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

You'r just jealous because he is all-wheel-drive and you are not

$8500 does seem a bit high, as do pretty much all prices on CL. Although that's probably so they can come down a bit if needed.

Haha! 305. 4x4 isn't AWD. Give me a split gas tank and we will see then

 

[Spanky_DSM]

Eagle in Eagle | eBay Motors

 

[g4ebguy90]

Eagle in Eagle | eBay Motors

Intercooler itself puts out 600hp.

 

[96 GSX LOVE]

Okay the best thing to do is find a dsm owner on craigslist and ask them if it will beat a Honda and just play dumb it is so damn funny .

 

[brtmsx]

http://treasure.craigslist.org/cto/3897398078.html

 

[highlandgst]

DSM 14B Turbo
something wrong here

 

[koponb]

1999 ECLIPSE GSX


Never understood what 3rd owner but 79 original miles is.

 

[Chrispy0530]

^ It's a shame they don't have it properly recirculated.

 

[Archer Fabrications]

79,000 origional miles = origional miles, nothing has been modded or swapped, (engine, trans) car is all there from the factory and hasn't been touched. Thats what original miles mean, you dont have to be the 1st owner to claim that.

However he does list some basic bolt ons.....

Understand now?

 

[BurrowZ]

DSM 14B Turbo
something wrong here

Call me dumb, but I don't see it.

 

[necrotopsy]

this made me shake my head.

96 eagle talon tsi

PTE 5031 SCM turbo (50 trim) on stock injectors @ 15 psi

 

[Cdc1221]

True, but honestly not a horrible price for what seems to be a clean awd. True, its a disaster waiting to happen, but to a knowledgeable person, not too bad

 

[necrotopsy]

i've been texting him. he days they are. 450's and he's running. a 10 afr at 10 psi. (says it's not set to. 15 s anymore)
and it has minor strut tower rust and some rocker rot as well.

 

[koponb]

79,000 origional miles = origional miles, nothing has been modded or swapped, (engine, trans) car is all there from the factory and hasn't been touched. Thats what original miles mean, you dont have to be the 1st owner to claim that.

However he does list some basic bolt ons.....

Understand now?

But you can't honesty say its original. You could have been lied too. No paperwork swaps. I feel its only original miles if its your car from day 1. Unless the person checks the engine ID # but who actually does that