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[pitbull419]

MANS jeep cherokee

Greatly written

 

[LandoAWD]

Lol, I had to look up the prices on MB wheels to figure out if you were joking or not. $120/rim

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Yep.

 

[LandSpeed-DSM]

CAPABLE OF PRODUCING 500-600 HP! Car comes with a 16g @ 10psi

Sweet mother of god!

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Nope.

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[96 GSX LOVE]

,,,,LOOK JUST GET ## MONEY THAT ## OFFERING ME N TRY 2 FIX A HATCH LIKE MY !!!!!!!!LOW BALLERZ DON WASTE MY TIME ........SERIOUS OFFER ONLY NO LITTLE KID STUFF ### PPL CALL ABOUT THE CAR TO MAKE A ARRANGE MENT N Y THEN LAST MINUTES THEY DON SHOEW UP B REAL !!!!N PPL WHO OFFER ME TRADE IM NOT PUTTING CASH ON TOP !!!!!sorry if this isnt ### u r looking 4!!!!i im selling my 93 hatch nothing major wrong with it is ### i wan a diferent car ..like a eclipse gsx ....bmw .....subaru ...turbo would b a trade 4 sure..i don wan them old as bemmers or eclipse .JUST TROW ME A CAR I MIGHT CONSIDER STILL HONDA JUSt tell so we could TRADE ### IS THE WORST THING I COULD SAY SORRY NO THX .....=) .. ..5 speed...EDIT just change the headlight 2 angel lights ..BETTER looking =) .................

Not sure if you all caught that, but this illiterate tard wants a GSX. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS?! He'll be here soon, AHHHHHHHHHHH. I think the mods should keep an eye out for this fool and just ban him before he gets a chance to post.

Whats even scarier is that he wants to trade straight up for a gsx . I have no doubt whatever trade he gets it will be a nice car .

Nope.

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I don't even know what to say to that .

 

[koponb]

1992 eclipse gsx

 

[Bud92gsx]

425 hp on 1200 injectors on a e3 and e85.Probably a link estimate,but he dont have
the chords
1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX Part Out

 

[johnmel]

1992 eclipse gsx

Its nice but not 15000 dollars nice

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

94 Eagle Talent for sale!!!

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[Bud92gsx]

94 eagle talent for sale!!!

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epic

 

[slickers111]

2 Fast.....2 furious.....
1995 custom show car nissan maxima

Fast and Furious(eagle talon)

 

[2slow4now]

how about this one? GSX AWD 96 turbo eclipse motor has less than 25 miles on it

$285 for a header pulley? I don't have a header pulley. A west- gate? I think mine is an east-gate.
$250 for a T5 turbo? I wonder what brand it is? Headers. You know plural like there is more than one.

 

[4g63t]

how about this one? GSX AWD 96 turbo eclipse motor has less than 25 miles on it

$285 for a header pulley? I don't have a header pulley. A west- gate? I think mine is an east-gate.
$250 for a T5 turbo? I wonder what brand it is? Headers. You know plural like there is more than one.

I texted him asking how much for the "bov mode"
and wtf

"Muscle Motors $2190.37 motor Rebuilt tune and ported"

 

[n0de]

I texted him asking how much for the "bov mode"
and wtf

"Muscle Motors $2190.37 motor Rebuilt tune and ported"

I'm trying to get info on the "West-gate. $100.00"

 

[dsmspick]

He lists "power coating 175" rofl. That is awesome! Some people, oh man so funny!

 

[2of9]

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1995 mitsubishi eclipse gsx awd drive turbo

Gonna check this car out....in NFS:Underground

 

[Ghost_92TSi]

how about this one? GSX AWD 96 turbo eclipse motor has less than 25 miles on it

$285 for a header pulley? I don't have a header pulley. A west- gate? I think mine is an east-gate.
$250 for a T5 turbo? I wonder what brand it is? Headers. You know plural like there is more than one.

Your owner is selling you, why you so blue?

 

[2slow4now]

I don't doubt it would be a decent car for a fixer upper minus the lambo doors but $8k? Bolts were even on the list as expenses? Another one I don't get is the $50 fuel rail. Looks like the original stock one to me.
Anyone know what aluminum flywheel cost $350?

I'm all for talking your car up to sell it but just BSing prices and making things up just doesn't add up to $8k.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

every fill up I ever had. 5500$ (have receipts to prove)

 

[boarderlib]

how about this one? GSX AWD 96 turbo eclipse motor has less than 25 miles on it

$285 for a header pulley? I don't have a header pulley. A west- gate? I think mine is an east-gate.
$250 for a T5 turbo? I wonder what brand it is? Headers. You know plural like there is more than one.

I had a lady (who was supposed to be a big time drag race queen) tell me I needed to put headers and an x pipe on my GSX. I just rolled my eyes, laughed, and walked away.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/cto/3947061240.html

This one takes the cake.

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/cto/3922488116.html

custom fast and furious eclipse

 

[horizontalkev]

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/3957161048.html

6 cylinder vtech Plymouth

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

91 Plymouth laser

6 cylinder vtech Plymouth

I sent him an email asking to see the elusive rare laser v6 vetch. And asked him if it was turbo!

 

[gophishy10]

This one has a "POP-OFF VALVE" installed.
1997 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE SPYDER

 

[BurrowZ]

This one has a "POP-OFF VALVE" installed.
1997 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE SPYDER

"POP OFF VALVE"
"Full body kit installed"
"I am not knowledgeable on these"

Yup.

On a side note, those fenders ain't bad lookin honestly. I didn't notice them at first.

 

[johnmel]

This one has a "POP-OFF VALVE" installed.
1997 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE SPYDER

I kinda like it tho