The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[horizontalkev]

I'd take your keys too.... thats a bit ridiculous for being on the streets.

Back road made of dirt mainly used for combines and farm crap, very wide and never any traffic. The speed limit is normally 45 but when it rains the speed limit changes to 15mph (because it floods easily). I was going 85 and it happened to start drizzling less than a mile before I passed a parked cop. So technically 30mph over, but the rainy conditions changed that. Everybody goes around 60mph normally

 

[91-GS]

95 eagle talon

 

[4g63t]

ONLY $600!

turbo system

comes with a ecu and egr haha.

 

[n0de]

Insanity strikes again.

original 1998 mitsubishi eclipse gsx

 

[n0de]

Insanity strikes again.

original 1998 mitsubishi eclipse gsx

 

[91-GS]

Insanity strikes again.

original 1998 mitsubishi eclipse gsx

If it comes with the trailer it might be a good deal for around $3000. At least the body kit is not held on by wood screws.

 

[Breezio69]

"Original" haha.

 

[Breezio69]

I don't know how old this ad actually is, but I was crying with laughter through the entire thing.

One of the funnies ads I've ever read - Imgur

 

[Sebba]

Can we copy and paste the ads so that we can preserve the awesomeness?

 

[91-GS]

best of craigslist: Dresser For Sale- Possessed By Ex Girlfriend

 

[Sebba]

That was pretty good.

 

[n0de]

This beats everything, you will never top this.

 

[horizontalkev]

This beats everything, you will never top this.

That guys obviously color blind, and failed english class..

 

[LV-DSM]

This beats everything, you will never top this.

And this person is going to reproduce. I'm terrified.....

 

[clizz3]

This beats everything, you will never top this.

Texted the owner. Said he sold it for 14k

 

[horizontalkev]

Texted the owner. Said he sold it for 14k

Alright guys be on the lookout for a new member with a multicolored Eclipse

 

[n0de]

Alright guys be on the lookout for a new member with a multicolored Eclipse

The only person dumber than the seller is its new owner. Impossible.

 

[Breezio69]

Aaaaahhhhhhh wtf... is there a way to preserve this madness? I check up on this thread daily and half the time the ads are expired or deleted.

I missed the 14k mega dsm

 

[NHerron]

Well I didn't get a look at it but if anyone finds the owner on here, be sure to post in this thread.

I outta take a pic of this rundown F&F themed 2g. Interior destroyed, no engine or trans, green body kit, the works. And the 3k price tag to go with.

 

[WES_393]

Speaking of colorful cars for $14,000...

97' TEAL ECLIPSE GSX

Since when does name brand I/E, lowering springs, cheesy rims, and a hideous paint job add $11k to the value?

Oh wait, it has a new turbo, upgraded gears, and is "no longer" having issues. In that case, I'd say it's worth slightly more than a wet turd. Which is ironically how fast it probably is.

 

[Bud92gsx]

I like that color..But is it worth that much..Definatly not.

 

[horizontalkev]

They had to show off the GTRs...

 

[n0de]

$14k for DSM is reason he can afford GTR... jk, probably just parked his ride next to a shop that has them... Besides, $14k would only get you a nice new exhaust, a fmic, and some stickers for your gtr.

 

[Leonthefaded]

Not really that "funny" I almost bought it thinking it was a real T28 until I took a really good deep look at a downloaded picture and counted the blades. Its merely a stock T25... I feel sorry for who-ever falls for this.

DSM Eclipse Talon Garrett Turbo T28 TR0759 | eBay

 

[NHerron]

^4th picture in that listing, nice pants. Somehow reminds me of the "what intercooler is this" thread from a while ago. Guy sittin on the crapper taking a pic of an IC.