The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[Archer Fabrications]

Lol hey man if you wanna pay me what hes askin and get no car in return, by all means I'm accepting donations. It all goes to fund the gsx

 

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http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/3806726410.html

95 integra not street legal and doesn't come with title, 12,500? Haha

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Get some headlights and make it street legal, I it's probably pushing a whopping 230hp a the crank

Because................ 100% racecar!!!

 

[horizontalkev]

Get some headlights and make it street legal, I it's probably pushing a whopping 230hp a the crank

Because.......……… 100% racecar!!!

Is that what's making it illegal? And that doesn't help the fact it has no title and if that I'd be surprised if it were pushing over 200

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Idk and the fact that noone would be caught dead driving it down the street. Haha

 

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95 Acura Integra Race Car

95 integra not street legal and doesn't come with title, 12,500? Haha

that thing has to be making at most 150 at the wheel. $12,500 is a joke. I've seen 'stanced' out Hondas that has more 'go' and going for cheaper than that. haha.

 

[LandoAWD]

I'm adding these posts into "Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say", as that is obviously a purpose built car. Nothing funny about it.

The Konis are near Blue Book on some of the DSMs in this thread...

 

[4g63t]

Cool shirt system with flow controller--->>>http://www.tshirtbordello.com/Sofa-King-Cool-T-Shirt

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

I'm adding these posts into "Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say", as that is obviously a purpose built car. Nothing funny about it.

The Konis are near Blue Book on some of the DSMs in this thread...

You can roll a turd in diamonds, pic the turd diamonds off and sell them, or sell the expensive diamond covered turd. Still a turd.

Before you say "it's worth more than my car" yep it is. Still a turd.

THE MIGHTY non convertible 2.4. Rarest of the rare

1996 mitsubishi eclipse forsale

So rare it's damn near impossible to catch on camera. It's that fast. Like a shadow!

FUL BODY KIT mitsibishi eclipse

Seriously? What was you gonna do with it?

I swear to god I typed in supra. Civpra 2000

99 honda civic Si 51000 original miles

 

[LandoAWD]

You can roll a turd in diamonds, pic the turd diamonds off and sell them, or sell the expensive diamond covered turd. Still a turd.

Always easy to spot the people who aren't into motorsports.

 

[Kalub]

Lol there's this YouTube video of some guy buying someones clean S2000 and in front of his house purposely totals it and takes off leaving the car he bought for 5500 in front of the guys house funniest and saddest thing I've ever seen.

Link, or it didn't happen

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Always easy to spot the people who aren't into motorsports.

O damn ya caught me.

I forgot in lando land. All non associated opinions are false.

 

[LandoAWD]

No; all wrong statements are wrong, however.

SCCA racing is actually a legitimate form of motorsports. Check it out on Speed some Saturday afternoon. Maybe the Honda bias will fade a little.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

And so is NASCAR. Doesn't mean I should watch it over F1 or moto GP. I can't see how an opinion can be wrong. When in fact it is what it is, an opinion. May be biased, but I like what I like and I don't have to pretend to like anything for anybody.

 

[LandoAWD]

You're the one having a crank HP discussion with the window-lickers about an actual car used for actual racing, I'm just stating FACTS about a car that has been mis-labled due to ignorance. When your opinion doesn't coincide with a FACT, expect to get called on it, and try to save some room for butthurt for when the others find this thread again. It's getting pretty full in here...

 

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99 honda civic Si 51000 original miles

yikes. cringe worthy and not enough yellow.

 

[horizontalkev]

You're the one having a crank HP discussion with the window-lickers about an actual car used for actual racing, I'm just stating FACTS about a car that has been mis-labled due to ignorance. When your opinion doesn't coincide with a FACT, expect to get called on it, and try to save some room for butthurt for when the others find this thread again. It's getting pretty full in here...

Its still not worth $12,500, the price made me laugh hence the reason it was put into the funny craigslist thread. And I hope its racing similar cars because that "purpose built" car probably would not stand a chance otherwise.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Its still not worth $12,500, the price made me laugh hence the reason it was put into the funny craigslist thread. And I hope its racing similar cars because that "purpose built" car probably would not stand a chance otherwise.

Probably wouldn't stand a chance against a street legal sports car either. And no not my gs-t. Haha. Your the keyboard warrior here with the impressive vocabulary or insults like "window licker" crank hp was purely speculation. Unless you hold the dyno paper in your hand, so is yours.

No butt hurt here. I laughed at the car and your defending it:

The fact is I don't watch 145hp acuras run around a track? Yeah it's a fact. And my opinion.

 

[LandoAWD]

Probably wouldn't stand a chance against a street legal sports car either. And no not my gs-t. Haha. Your the keyboard warrior here with the impressive vocabulary or insults like "window licker" crank hp was purely speculation. Unless you hold the dyno paper in your hand, so is yours.

No butt hurt here. I laughed at the car and your defending it:

The fact is I don't watch 145hp acuras run around a track? Yeah it's a fact. And my opinion.

You quoted the wrong person AND returned with no facts. Also *you're

HP is only relevant to the class specs, thus irrelevant to the jabs.

Sincerely,
Impressive vocab guy

Its still not worth $12,500, the price made me laugh hence the reason it was put into the funny craigslist thread. And I hope its racing similar cars because that "purpose built" car probably would not stand a chance otherwise.

Class based racing in SCCA. Motorsports FTW.

The coils alone are >1/10 of asking...only 9/10 remain, and it has an impressive mod list.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

You quoted the wrong person AND returned with no facts. Also *you're

HP is only relevant to the class specs, thus irrelevant to the jabs.

Sincerely,
Impressive vocab guy


Class based racing in SCCA. Motorsports FTW.

The coils alone are >1/10 of asking...only 9/10 remain, and it has an impressive mod list.

No I quoted the right person I just don't have the want to or the time to quote every single thing. So hats off to you. Thanks for the grammar correction. That really hurt my feelings
The car is dumb. That's all

 

[LandoAWD]

No I quoted the right person I just don't have the want to or the time to quote every single thing. So hats off to you. Thanks for the grammar correction. That really hurt my feelings
The car is dumb. That's all

I'm not hear to hurt feelings, only to supplement your viewpoint, albeit in a possibly futile attempt.

BTW, you have plenty of time. You've been on here all day, and you're trying to bait me in the Xbox thread, too. Don't lie to us.

 

[Spanky_DSM]

I'm not hear to hurt feelings, only to supplement your viewpoint, albeit in a possibly futile attempt.

BTW, you have plenty of time. You've been on here all day, and you're trying to bait me in the Xbox thread, too. Don't lie to us.

Here, Not HEAR*

 

[LandoAWD]

Busted. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. My brain must still be at lunch.

I did manage to not be an assclown in the latter statement.

 

[Spanky_DSM]

It's the irony that made that funnier.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Haha. Hop on over.

Yeah just a little bit of humble pie.