The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[91-GS]

Just found this gem
Mitsubishi Eclipse Gst Spyder

Do like the paint job, but the wing has to go. A high-rise basket handle wing will look better on this car.

 

[Spanky_DSM]

95 eclipse 9,000 or trade

Does anyone have 9,000 or a 350z to trade for this 420a?

 

[Cdc1221]

I see that all too often. Nt pos for sale or trade for 300zx TT 350z skyline supra etc. I almost wanna text them to ask what they've been snorting. And what's up with every 420a car sporting that same bumper cover and a "t3/t4"?

 

[Spanky_DSM]

I see that all too often. Nt pos for sale or trade for 300zx TT 350z skyline supra etc. I almost wanna text them to ask what they've been snorting

And if its the good stuff let me know, So i can pick up some dubs.

 

[horizontalkev]

Haha, could you imagine the look on the guys face if you did show up to buy it, and literally right after you signed papers busted out a case of black and started painting over his pride and joy right in his driveway ...

Lol there's this YouTube video of some guy buying someones clean S2000 and in front of his house purposely totals it and takes off leaving the car he bought for 5500 in front of the guys house funniest and saddest thing I've ever seen.

 

[crash89]

le sigh

1995 Mitsubishi Eclipse costume paint

 

[Breezio69]

That's terrible ^^^^

 

[AngelOfPassion]

"Costume" paint huh?

 

[bcjjones]

I can't believe some people spend that much time, and money just to roll around in an ugly car looking stupid!

It reminds me of the people I see sometimes, who I can tell spent a couple hours getting dressed just to look like an idiot. To each its own I guess

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

The shift knob is pretty damn sweet.

best of craigslist: Better than walking

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Rof!!! "Will trade for 2013 Lamborghini" and is the shifter an old flight sim conrol yoke??? Rofl!!!!

 

[LV-DSM]

Gary Busey's BMW? 1997 bmw z3 for sale

 

[horizontalkev]

Rof!!! "Will trade for 2013 Lamborghini" and is the shifter an old flight sim conrol yoke??? Rofl!!!!

"erector set wing required" Lol I love the red rims best part

 

[2of9]

1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX fully custom

t3/t4 turbo all day!

 

[DSM_love_GST]

I wonder if this 99 came with the rare black leathers...

 

[NHerron]

1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX fully custom

Valves. VALves. VALVES. VALVES!!!

Eat. Sleep. VALVES.

Brian Crower valve spring and retainer kit
...
Ferrea 6000 series
...
Brian Crower stainless steel exhaust Valves
Brian Crower stainless steel Intake Valves

Carbon fiber hood ( has a little crack from unfortunate accident when I forgot to latch the hood )

Why am I not surprised?

Custom dual exhaust

What the hell. 'Trying something different' at it's worst interpretation.

Gretty Intercooler system

Gretty, totally the way to go



/stupid observations

 

[gophishy10]

street legal drag car fast af (eagle talon)

$12.5?!?!?

 

[Cdc1221]

Valves. VALves. VALVES. VALVES!!!

Eat. Sleep. VALVES.





Why am I not surprised?



What the hell. 'Trying something different' at it's worst interpretation.



Gretty, totally the way to go



/stupid observations

At least he spelled 'intercooler' right . Most cl ads I see have it spelled inner cooler. Even some dumbasses on here do that

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

street legal drag car fast af (eagle talon)

$12.5?!?!?

A talon with an eclipse front bumper? Who is this guy? Anyone see the tuners sticker on the radiator support?

12,500$ or 5000$?? Not sure, wtf

 

[gophishy10]

Yeah it's "Fast A(s)F(***)" yet it might make 300hp .

 

[Archer Fabrications]

A talon with an eclipse front bumper? Who is this guy? Anyone see the tuners sticker on the radiator support?

12,500$ or 5000$?? Not sure, wtf

5000 if it's not "fixed"

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

So it is you!!! Caught ya!

 

[Black420RS]

street legal drag car fast af (eagle talon)

$12.5?!?!?

so you are a member...

 

[Archer Fabrications]

So it is you!!! Caught ya!

Me? No read the ad, it's a rip either way oooooo a 1000$ 20g!!

I'll never sell my dsm. And i can think of plenty of other ways to spend 1000$ than on a stupid 20g

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

"Wink wink"