The Official funny stuff on Craigslist thread

[LandoAWD]

Hey, when I deserve a slice, I'll eat it.

 

[horizontalkev]

I'm not going to lie, I do like Integras and when I was younger I was in love with those cars for some reason.. But I mean, who would really buy that car especially for that much, Plus its for a single purpose. Besides, people into that kind of racing want to build their own cars to their liking, not spend a fortune on a already built car ( see I know a thing or two). * I'm not trying to internet battle you though Lando, you've already showed me up in the Avenger being a DSM thread so I don't need that here not today .. But I will say this, ps3 is better.. Punks haha

 

[Bud92gsx]

You can roll a turd in diamonds, pic the turd diamonds off and sell them, or sell the expensive diamond covered turd. Still a turd.

Before you say "it's worth more than my car" yep it is. Still a turd.

THE MIGHTY non convertible 2.4. Rarest of the rare

1996 mitsubishi eclipse forsale

So rare it's damn near impossible to catch on camera. It's that fast. Like a shadow!

FUL BODY KIT mitsibishi eclipse

Seriously? What was you gonna do with it?

I swear to god I typed in supra. Civpra 2000

99 honda civic Si 51000 original miles

Ok thats too much yellow even for me..But I lovvvveee those rims..Must be the yellow

 

[Mickey6]

maybe someone can give this guy some insight on why his car runs rough.....

86 honda accord

 

[horizontalkev]

maybe someone can give this guy some insight on why his car runs rough.....

86 honda accord

Everything

 

[91-GS]

99 honda civic Si 51000 original miles

Am i the only one who thinks that the chick behind that car is kinda hot?

 

[DSM_love_GST]

Am i the only one who thinks that the chick behind that car is kinda hot?

Yes, and is she doing yoga or something?

 

[Breezio69]

She'd look better with a paper bag and no top...... wait, was this the drunk post thread?

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Lol. She don't look that good...

 

[4Lurker4]

1990 Chevy cavalier - Mississauga / Peel Region Cars For Sale - Kijiji Mississauga / Peel Region Canada.

Check the price on this doozy

 

[Archer Fabrications]

^HA!!!! Thats gotta be two 0's too many

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Shit. That's gotta be four 0s to many. It's so highly sought tho! A FOUR DOOR crapalier

 

[91-GS]

Speakers !! That boom

 

[horizontalkev]

Speakers !! That boom

Yep, stolen.

 

[boarderlib]

Am i the only one who thinks that the chick behind that car is kinda hot?

Any girl would look good standing next to that thing. It's like looking a group of ugly girls. One stands out as being better looking, until you see her by herself.

 

[gophishy10]

Not DSM related, but pretty funny.
cheating husbands car

 

[LandoAWD]

Plus its for a single purpose. Besides, people into that kind of racing want to build their own cars to their liking, not spend a fortune on a already built car ( see I know a thing or two).

An affordable, properly built, SCCA proven, turnkey car for a decent price?
Reminds me a lot of when Collier sold his DSM for a gob of cash, and it was worth every cent. How about Mavisky? 3k+ body kits from Andrew that are proven? All overpriced, I'm sure.

 

[91-GS]

Not DSM related, but pretty funny.
cheating husbands car

Husband found the listing and flagged it for removal.

 

[horizontalkev]

Husband found the listing and flagged it for removal.

Were you the husband? Lol

 

[91-GS]

Were you the husband? Lol

Luckily, no.

 

[horizontalkev]

Luckily, no.

Well that's good . My girlfriend sometimes hides my keys.. Pisses me off so bad. Last time she did it is because I received a speeding ticket, 70mph over.

 

[Breezio69]

I'd take your keys too.... thats a bit ridiculous for being on the streets.

 

[91-GS]

Well that's good . My girlfriend sometimes hides my keys.. Pisses me off so bad. Last time she did it is because I received a speeding ticket, 70mph over.

One of these days there will be "Selling boyfriend's car to bail him out of jail" ad

 

[DSM_love_GST]

ONLY $600!

turbo system

 

[n0de]

One of these days there will be "Selling boyfriend's car to bail him out of jail" ad

Funny story is that i saw an ad like that for a 2g tsi talon in illinois.