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[combs-dsm]

Mitsubishi : Eclipse GSX in Mitsubishi | eBay Motors

Guys...Guys....GUYS

its number matching

whoever judged that contest was an idiot to name that "top of class"

 

[kbiker76]

1990 eagle talon tsi awd

This thing is worth 7 grand once you fix the timing belt and rebuild the head apparently!

 

[n0de]

Car is ruined. The End

 

[fierosail]

>> 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT Coupe<<

yep the best looking eclipse around god i hate my town sometimes

 

[91-GS]

yep the best looking eclipse around god i hate my town sometimes

Sad part is it's a dealer post.

 

[Ryan4dc]

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/cto/3835938827.html
Can the car really make that much on a 16g? Lol.

 

[Leonthefaded]

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/cto/3835938827.html
Can the car really make that much on a 16g? Lol.

I know that car. It doesn't have a t28. As for the cams I'm not sure.

 

[2slow4now]

Wow $800 for ecmlink plus another $300 for the ecu? Maybe he is figuring shipping to him when he bought it and back to whoever buys it......in a different continent.

520 hp on a 16g? Even justin will say with a spectacular tune your looking around 360 or so and that probably isn't with 550 cc injectors.
What would my hx40 be capable of with 1000+ cc injectors then?

Clean looking car though.

 

[DSMBanditFZ6]

Sharp car though! It's got a Evo 3 motor that's 10000? And if anyone knows about these motors? Obviously you don't!! Retard

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Sharp car though! It's got a Evo 3 motor that's 10000? And if anyone knows about these motors? Obviously you don't!! Retard

Rofl.. its got electrolytes!

 

[LandoAWD]

A-tech wheels aren't magnesium, and are just rebranded MB Motoring junk.

Made xxxWHP "untuned" is always a red flag.

 

[n0de]

I know this is supposed to be funny stuff on CL but... I feel that i must share this.

Someone got this gem, and im jealous af.

 

[boarderlib]

I know this is supposed to be funny stuff on CL but... I feel that i must share this.

Someone got this gem, and im jealous af.

That makes two of us. That VC looks like shit for that car being as clean as it is.

 

[n0de]

That makes two of us. That VC looks like shit for that car being as clean as it is.

Indeed it does.

 

[Diamond Star Werks]

I know this is supposed to be funny stuff on CL but... I feel that i must share this.

Someone got this gem, and im jealous af.

Man thats a nice car!

 

[jed344]

5k was a solid price for that dsm no doubt.

 

[talon2gbuyer]

Ouch... 2002 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GS

 

[NHerron]

^

"...The whole car is custom inside and out. Also an alarm on it. And electric start."

oh em ge. First of it's kind, no more handcranked engines!

 

[2slow4now]

Ouch... 2002 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GS

Gee lets see which to pick to buy for $5k? "Custom" or the clean 99? I know which I would pick.

I like how he says his lambo style doors are "suicide doors". Doesn't even know what kind of door style he has but the entire car is custom.

Oh to clarify the sellers definition of custom inside and out so the rest of us can hope to mod our cars correctly and up to his standards of coolness means it has stock everything mechanical (old and worn out), add on body kit, lambo door kit, stereo stuff (some missing), ebay exhaust, and maybe some cheap aftermarket seats with some spray bomb interior paint. Oh yeah the VC is probably painted.

 

[Extremities]

Just found this gem
Mitsubishi Eclipse Gst Spyder

 

[Breezio69]

Just found this gem
Mitsubishi Eclipse Gst Spyder

If you lose that spoiler its not too bad. The paint is different but its not terrible. I'd tell him I'd buy it if I could smash that spoiler in his driveway.

 

[talon2gbuyer]

^



oh em ge. First of it's kind, no more handcranked engines!

Rofl

 

[Cdc1221]

If you lose that spoiler its not too bad. The paint is different but its not terrible. I'd tell him I'd buy it if I could smash that spoiler in his driveway.

Not bad if I could bring $3k, 3 cans of black rattlecan, and a sledgehammer, just to drive it home

 

[Cdc1221]

Ouch... 2002 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GS

Notice he said email him $5000? I wouldn't 'email' him $2k . And what saddens me is having had read that list of ignorance

 

[Breezio69]

Not bad if I could bring $3k, 3 cans of black rattlecan, and a sledgehammer, just to drive it home

Haha, could you imagine the look on the guys face if you did show up to buy it, and literally right after you signed papers busted out a case of black and started painting over his pride and joy right in his driveway ...