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Golden-Boy

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Feb 13, 2009
Edmontn,
This is a add I saw on Craigslist. I changed the Email and Phone so nobody calls this person.
Quote: "Hi.

I have to sell, 1993 Eagle Talon. 2.0 L non Turbo 4G63 Engine.

Pwr. Windows,mirrors, Air conditioning.

Red In colour. Body is in great condition, rust free.

Car has aftermarket performance exhaust system, and more aftermarket parts under the hood, and very nice alu Rims.

I bought this car yesterday. I don't have a keys for this car, so i can't tell you nothight about work condition of engine, transmision and clutch. (manual transmision) Proably everything in car working good. Engine looks very good, no lick, and have much aftermarket parts, i loked to timing belt ant it is in great condition. Transmision is working, clutch too. That's the way that i bought this car yesterday. Battery still have a power, lights are working. I don't have a key to start the engine.

The only way that I must sell this car, is fact, that i'm from other country and live in ........with my cousin and his family. So yesterday when i placed car next to the garage, small war was started. :( They are very angry, that i have another car and i want using garage ,...,do you understand ?? I can't, but i have no choice :(
now I can't using their garage, atmosphere in home is horrible etc. so i must sell car as soon at possible.

It's really good car, i told about body is rust free, paint is very good condition, Talon has black roof and black hood. Interior is little dirty, few of cans, papers, but need only vacum cleaner and little wash.

I paid for this car yesterday 500$, i have reciept, you can no problem registry this car. I don't wanna make money at this car.

Fell free to email or call to me, give me a offer.

Tom : 555-555-1607 , or email.:: [email protected]


If nobody want buy this car, i will look for a garage for rent, so if you have small garage for rent please give me a call or email.

Sorry for my english, I hope you can understand me :) "
 
No, it's not his neighbors. Sounds like he lives with his cousin and his cousin's family. And when he brought the car home, a little war erupted in the house over the car.
 
The cost to replace the lock cylinders alone is more than the car costs.
 
I once saw an ad on Craigslist and saved this line from it:

"Also comes with Red brake calipers for improved look and braking power."



Since then I have been wondering if you can get more or less braking power by trying different colors :p
 
$5ea here, I just did it for my Jeep. Lent it out to my friend and on of his keys disappeared the key.
When I got the Jeep key made I got one for the car and my Dodge truck as well since they were really worn out.

Parts guy just plugged in the VIN and out came a key code which tells them how to grind it.
 
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