Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[brandonwh64]

If you're not at work...GET A JOB.

We are working hard.... Or maybe just goofing off on DSMtuners !

 

[LandoAWD]

I have multiple monitors and a smartphone to indulge in Tuners. Oh, that script's gonna run for a while...? :new tab open:

 

[Archer Fabrications]

anyone else see a page 76 but keeps getting redirected to 75? glitch? or is page 75 just about to open with my post right now

 

[95TalonOwner]

anyone else see a page 76 but keeps getting redirected to 75? glitch? or is page 75 just about to open with my post right now

It's been like that for a long time now.

 

[minimotos95]

+1 it's done that longer then i have been a member

 

[Archer Fabrications]

+1 it's done that longer then i have been a member

good to know... has anyone gone to autozone lately and heard anyone say something stupid? this got way off topic, and i like laughing at peoples stupidity

 

[Brian O Conner]

I have multiple monitors and a smartphone to indulge in Tuners. Oh, that script's gonna run for a while...? :new tab open:

People told me you were some hillbilly. How the hell did you learn to type so good? JK. Anyways, The guy did achieve a 13.3(without spray) it wasnt bench racing. As for the cars mods that came with the car look up Snotrocket 1998. I bought everything else thats on my profile now.

Sincerely Brian "EARL" SPILNER

 

[Archer Fabrications]

People told me you were some hillbilly. How the hell did you learn to type so good? JK. Anyways, The guy did achieve a 13.3(without spray) it wasnt bench racing. As for the cars mods that came with the car look up Snotrocket 1998. I bought everything else thats on my profile now.

Sincerely Brian "EARL" SPILNER

thank you urban dictionary:

bench racing

1. To discuss the possible quarter-mile elapsed time (E.T.) of a car based on a list of modifcations or horsepower estimate.

2. To discuss the estimated output (in horsepower) of one engine versus another based on lists of modifications done to each engine.

3. To discuss "which is faster?" or "Which would win in a race?" between two cars, based on 1 and 2 above.

 

[NHerron]

My best bud said to his GF 'ah we don't need an air filter anyway'

He actually went to 'WyoTech' so I figured he was just kiddin around with his not so savvy GF...

But later that day while doing a tune up on his car he seriously asked me if he really needed one

WTF I mean...the car wil run without one but the question is, HOW LONG do you want it to run???

 

[TurboLaserRS]

I knew a guy that worked on OReily's fleet vehicles and he said the same thing!
"It don't need an air filter." His 2002 Stang GT had cut factory springs on it. Probably the shittiest ride quality I've experienced.
Speaking of Wyotech, I got into an argument with my room mate the other day. (He got his edumakation there) He told me that I need to do all the timing stuff to the car before I mount my water pump. I tried to tell him you can't do it in that order, but he was very adamant about it. Whatever you say dude.

 

[Fotowntalon]

As NHerron said, it will run. So technically it doesn't "Need one"... Kind of like Technically you don't "Need" to change your oil, or maybe you don't "need" to bolt down the drivers seat in the car.

 

[Archer Fabrications]

As NHerron said, it will run. So technically it doesn't "Need one"... Kind of like Technically you don't "Need" to change your oil, or maybe you don't "need" to bolt down the drivers seat in the car.

dont need no stupid reliability either

 

[Awesomewheeldrive]

1995 eagle talon tsi
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[TurboLaserRS]

Holy crap! Bored from 2.0L to 2.7L?!? The cylinder walls must be paper thin! That is assuming of course he isn't talking out of his ass.

 

[2slow4now]

Holy crap! Bored from 2.0L to 2.7L?!? The cylinder walls must be paper thin! That is assuming of course he isn't talking out of his ass.

Oh no I heard of a guy from Michigan that made a 2.7 out of a 2.0. I think his car is up for sale on Craigslist. You could have the only one.

I bet the entire engine is completely stock and has never been touched with a gayzillion miles on it. Nothing but bolt on in 10 minute stuff. Probably doesn't even have arp head studs with the original stock old headgasket.

 

[1990AWD]

It could've been bored .020" over, people seem to think that increases the displacement massively.

 

[Awesomewheeldrive]

So i actually texted that guy and he thinks his car is fast. I quote "dude my friend thinks my car isnt fast but i asked him how my tail lights looked." He then proceeded to say "yeah man i was in 3rd and my friend was in 5th and i was pulling on him but then i had to stop"

Now if thats not the dumbest thing ive heard a dsmer say... First 2.7 then pulling on a guy who was in 5th....

What is going on inside this guys brain?:hmm:

 

[ZombieSix]

2.7l 4 banger. paper thin walls. .

 

[Dhan]

Had a guy argue with me that the 1gb Lasers were made awd and n/t. The guy wouldn't let up and swore he had a n/t awd from the factory "back in the day". I had to let it go

 

[Brian O Conner]

Holy crap! Bored from 2.0L to 2.7L?!? The cylinder walls must be paper thin! That is assuming of course he isn't talking out of his ass.

that would actually exceed the walls. Not to mention you should of asked the guy if he was using tractor pistons .

And I thought that my buddy trying to bore a 305 sbc to a 350 was a dumbass.

 

[minidsmer]

when i had my 92 3kgt vr4 stock i ran into this hippy retard with an 80's mustang so i asked if he had the 5.0 he tells me no hes got the 2.3 4banger with summit 3 inch exhaust and summit cams putting down 850 rwhp i just rolled my eyes got back in my car and dumped the clutch at 6k and manged to do a decent burnout left about 10 feet of rubber car had a new clutch so i wasnt to worried about it.

 

[Brian O Conner]

when i had my 92 3kgt vr4 stock i ran into this hippy retard with an 80's mustang so i asked if he had the 5.0 he tells me no hes got the 2.3 4banger with summit 3 inch exhaust and summit cams putting down 850 rwhp i just rolled my eyes got back in my car and dumped the clutch at 6k and manged to do a decent burnout left about 10 feet of rubber car had a new clutch so i wasnt to worried about it.

Now, I already mentioned this on this post. BTW 3000gt is an awsome car my bro is working on the 6g72. A guy is doing the same shit to me with a 30th anniversery camaro and he has not very many mods according to his friend and the camaro guy is telling me when I get my car done to race him for paychecks(the guy works at my job) at Raceway Park Indianapolis. He was talking hella sh1t about all the eclipses and said that it takes 120,000 dollars for the top eclipse to run a 10.99(He swore he looked up the top times and when I mentioned the dsm tuners timeslips and youtube videos he said it was made up bull sh1t and everyone on here was a bunch of lying pieces of sh1t) while the camaros have ran 4s before(Top pro dragster I have ever seen run was a 5.55 so I laugh at that #### up number 2).

 

[MysticMarine]

Had a guy argue with me that the 1gb Lasers were made awd and n/t. The guy wouldn't let up and swore he had a n/t awd from the factory "back in the day". I had to let it go

I'm not sure about 1ga or 1gb but they did in fact make a AWD N/T Laser sir.

 

[1990AWD]

I'm not sure about 1ga or 1gb but they did in fact make a AWD N/T Laser sir.

....

 

[Chaosweaver]

I'm not sure about 1ga or 1gb but they did in fact make a AWD N/T Laser sir.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!


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