Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[1gdsmftw]

So it comes with flip up lights and a 6 bolt turbo engine?

 

[Kaotic_red]

flip up headlights and a 6 bolt. Give me a few and Ill post pics

 

[Kaotic_red]

Non-Turbo

 

[Kaotic_red]

Here is the car, sorry its a crappy pic buts its dark here in Germany:

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Here is the title, look at the top left for manufacture date:

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[MY1GDSM]

I'm guessing they sold all the left over model years overseas? What's it say in the door jam? Although the N/a 2g's over their did get 4g63's... . I've never heard of a 95 1ga thats cool if it is what you say...

 

[gst96spyderman]

What is a sinkrow? hahahaha http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/hangout/382678-what-sinkrow.html

 

[jaycemocapaldi]

If that's the "dumbest" thing a DSMer has said to you, count your blessings.

In fact, 12s on a FWD is exactly what a local member did on his slicked, 500+HP 2g...more than once. As for faster with the same setup...read the tuning forums a bit.

No, this guy is saying he has an AWD, with the same 500hp build. He is claiming that he runs 13.7's because its heavy. An AWD 500+ hp car should not run that slow. Am I right? I mean, that seems a little slow for a AWD 500+ setup...

I dont ever go to the track, but from all the video's I have seen from the track, that just seems a little slow to me. Panda Man's old 1996 TSI ran 12.7 at 109MPH with 450HP.

There is no such thing as a 95 1GA....[/QUOTE

I was on this post last night. came back today and you have posted a negative thing on everyones post...

 

[RadDsm]

Panda Man's old 1995 TSI ran 11.3 at 124 with 450HP.

He never did get it dyno'd but it was making somewhere in that hp area with the 5031 and e85.

 

[jaycemocapaldi]

He never did get it dyno'd but it was making somewhere in that hp area with the 5031 and e85.

Oh really? I am going to look at his old car in Seattle here this week! Some hispanic guy that can barely speak english and has no idea whats done to it just bought it, and decided he can't drive a stick. So i am going to see what kind of talking i can do to him for a price haha! I love the Panda!

 

[RadDsm]

Oh really? I am going to look at his old car in Seattle here this week! Some hispanic guy that can barely speak english and has no idea whats done to it just bought it, and decided he can't drive a stick. So i am going to see what kind of talking i can do to him for a price haha! I love the Panda!

It's said to see it's already had like 2-3 owners since he sold it this year. Hopefully you do buy it, it would be great for another DSMer to have it.

 

[jaycemocapaldi]

I know! I am hoping he will be flexible on price since he doesn't know anything about it! but i want to keep it in the dsm community. Too good of a car to go to waste!

 

[SpawnedX]

So alice is a awd .... thinkin bout takin out the awd part and convertin it to fwd .... I never drove it and a lot more powers gonna be goin through her I don't realy wanna upgrade the rear carier or ne thing so should I just pound it till it blows the gears out or just take it out now

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/newbie-forum/385993-another-ideal.html

 

[Kaotic_red]

I'm guessing they sold all the left over model years overseas? What's it say in the door jam? Although the N/a 2g's over their did get 4g63's... . I've never heard of a 95 1ga thats cool if it is what you say...

I have no idea. What info are you looking for in the door jam? I believe most of the euro spec 2gs come with the 4g. I could be wrong though. Ya, this car is an actual 95/1ga.

 

[Kaotic_red]

There is no such thing as a 95 1GA....[/QUOTE

I was on this post last night. came back today and you have posted a negative thing on everyones post...

This was actually in reference to the original thread topic(Dumbest thing you've heard a DSM'er say). I was shocked when i found this out as well.

 

[ilco187]

A friend of a friend has a 2g 420a, well after talkin about my 1g and jameys mustang this guy said he ordered a turbo back exhaust for his dsm, i said really well you better send it back cause it wont work you need a header back.

 

[tturbolife1]

some kid told me, "i think i might put a turbo in my gst".... then after my brain cells started to die,"yea i wanna twin turbo it but i dont have that much money".....O..

 

[TSi Kid]

at this local car meet and this guy comes up to me and asks what i have done to my car
me: its stock (i don't want to talk to him)
him: what kind of turbo
me: e3 16g (giving in)
him: pauses and says "so what kind of trim is that?"

after i was done laughing i told him to go blow his car up with his nitrous kit

 

[Blurred Talon]

at this local car meet and this guy comes up to me and asks what i have done to my car
me: its stock (i don't want to talk to him)
him: what kind of turbo
me: e3 16g (giving in)
him: pauses and says "so what kind of trim is that?"

after i was done laughing i told him to go blow his car up with his nitrous kit

, I love people like that.
When I lived in Toronto there was this one riced out MR2 always at the local spot bouncing off the rev limiter every 2 seconds.

I walked up to him with a bunch of buddies one night and said.
Me: What turbo are you running?
MR2 ###: T3
Me: What trim? (cause I knew he wouldn't know what A/R was)
MR2 ###: The biggest bro!!!
Me: ...........

Needless to say we all walked away laughing in tears.

 

[finchs95clipse]

not a dsmer but a kid i went to high school with last year... drives an eclipse with a fart can to school (use to have a cavaqueer) i saw him as i was walkin in the school after school while were sitting in our cars waiting to leave i asked
me what trim is it
him rs
me why did you buy a rs?
kid i was gonna buy a gst but then i found out the rs had a 420a motor
me .... and?
kid it has 420 in the name of the motor i had to buy it

 

[xtr3me]

not a dsmer but a kid i went to high school with last year... drives an eclipse with a fart can to school (use to have a cavaqueer) i saw him as i was walkin in the school after school while were sitting in our cars waiting to leave i asked
me what trim is it
him rs
me why did you buy a rs?
kid i was gonna buy a gst but then i found out the rs had a 420a motor
me .... and?
kid it has 420 in the name of the motor i had to buy it

Me and that kid would probably get along pretty good, hahaha

 

[finchs95clipse]

hahaha no doubt me n that kid went to the gas station to grab a few things and went for a drive and talked about his plans for the car he ended up selling it cause it wasnt fast enough and he bought a ricer 1g and blew it up then scrapped it 100% stock other than a 16g and ghetto body kit that was on it when bought now he drives a cobalt LS(fail) i drove a cobalt ss at the time look at my pics

 

[Benshooter]

"I think I'm just going to do a built N/A motor instead of a turbo."

True story.

 

[Imback]

I think miss matched body panels look good.

 

[TSi Kid]

i was chilling with these two girls and we went to one of their friend's house
well turns out that there friend was a drifter and all of his friends were there and outside so i rolled up in first, backfired a little to show off , and then one of them comes up to me

him: nice car man turbo'd?
me: yupp (didn't want to talk)
him: lemme see under the hood
me: give me a beer
him: (after handing me my drink) Oh its just a fwd
me: weird how my rear diff must be there for looks then right?
him: well its still a fwd motor
me: WTF

 

[gofer]

This entire thread has got me banging my head on a brick wall, I just gave up with the guy.
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