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Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

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If that's the "dumbest" thing a DSMer has said to you, count your blessings.

In fact, 12s on a FWD is exactly what a local member did on his slicked, 500+HP 2g...more than once. As for faster with the same setup...read the tuning forums a bit. ;)
 
You are right, it is completely off topic now. This is also another reason I probably will never run a HX, they are over-rated and everyone is running them/trying to run them now.


Says the guy who didn't even know how to install an AFPR. ;)
 
Says the clown ass n00b.....:thumb:



Yeah, you can pretty much go f uck yourself buddy. Me and James(dsmdeliveryboy) know each other in real life so he knows I'm playing with him. It's more like you are being the "clown ass n00b", and a general scumbag.
 
Back on the stupid dsm'r quotes! has anyone ever heard of this guy on Youtube, he calls himself "bensbaby1000". this joke tried to tell me that in 2007 he had a "500hp fwd tsi" that ran 12.7. me and 432,536,432,400 others, told him that that could easily run a 10. he told me that now in 2010 with the same setup its faster. like they changed how they counted seconds or something?

Anyway here is a link to this tool bag. Just read some of these comments, that he posted on his own video's.

YouTube - 1g eclipse dsm 500hp bensbaby

^ doesnt get that it takes practice to hit 10's....
 
Oh Cracked....Did I get your panties in a twist????


Nope. I'm still laughing at how you jumped the gun thinking I was insulting him. I find ignorance hilarious.


Keep going though. Obviously arguing over the internet makes you feel awesome, so don't let me rain on your parade.
 
^ Dumbest thing I have heard a DSMer say...



You try too hard. If that's the dumbest thing you've heard a DSM'er say, than you really haven't been in the scene long at all. I feel sorry for you, that you aren't even man enough to just admit that you were wrong. Oh well. Maybe you'll grow up one day and be a big boy.


Until then, I won't feed the troll and argue with children. So by all means, have it at. I'll just sit back and enjoy just how much I've affected your day that you have to keep attacking me.
 
You try too hard. If that's the dumbest thing you've heard a DSM'er say, than you really haven't been in the scene long at all. I feel sorry for you, that you aren't even man enough to just admit that you were wrong. Oh well. Maybe you'll grow up one day and be a big boy.


Until then, I won't feed the troll and argue with children. So by all means, have it at. I'll just sit back and enjoy just how much I've affected your day that you have to keep attacking me.


Good edit...PM sent...
 
not a dsmer but a dude told me he had an evo 7 with "only 2 turbos"... i knew he was talkin ass.. so i said "daamn only 2 turbos?!?... thats wack smh" he said i kno ima try to get another one on there next summer.. LOL
 
Yes. It was obviously crying.


Children these days, I swear. Mouthing off to their betters.


Don't let him bother you man... He isn't worth the time or effort!

Sorry guys, thats why I sent a PM. Some people cry about stupid things and it just gets under my skin...

And that was exactly what you were doing sir.... Don't you find that a bit hypocritical???

I give you a 2/10 for trolling :notgood:
 
Dumbest thing I've heard a DSMer say, most of this page worth of posts.
 
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