Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[Chaosweaver]

it's what plants crave!:d

i love that movie!!!!

 

[Ryan4dc]

Just read the whole thread. Subscribed.

Haha. Never heard of boost fluid before.

 

[Ghostcrafter]

We really need a "Dumbest thing you've heard a NON-DSMer say", thread.

So the current plan for my 1g is to build it to about 500-600bhp. This kid I work with says that when my car is done, he'll take a stock 1992 Mustang GT against my 1992 Eagle Talon TSi AWD Auto, on a road-coarse and win.

Keep in mind, I also road-coursed for 6 years.


People have no clue what these cars are capable of ... and I find it to be extremely amusing.

 

[SpawnedX]

Tell him I will drive my 250 whp Talon TSi against him right now and win.

 

[Ghostcrafter]

Heh, if mine was running (engine fiasco), I'd have said the same.

 

[SubversionX]

Haha. Never heard of boost fluid before.

KaleCoAuto used to have some, but it doesn't look like they have it up on their page anymore.

They do, however, have abar of boost you can buy

 

[MY1GDSM]

KaleCoAuto used to have some, but it doesn't look like they have it up on their page anymore.

They do, however, have abar of boost you can buy

Read one of the reviews

"i already had a turbocharger running at 25psi of boost and was looking for more boost. adding this mod to the motor instantly provided an additional 14.5psi of boost for a total of 39.5psi of mind-numbing boost. it was simple to install and worked exactly as advertised! highly recommended, especially for JDM applications! ~nize king"

 

[kmj 4g63t]

I was at McDonalds with a friend and his gf and this is what he ends up saying, I couldn't stop laughing.
YouTube - "boosted" eclipse?

This is what happens at 4 in the morning haha. Some reason I sound like an Italian brooo .

 

[BLINKY619]

I was at McDonalds with a friend and his gf and this is what he ends up saying, I couldn't stop laughing.
YouTube - "boosted" eclipse?

This is what happens at 4 in the morning haha. Some reason I sound like an Italian brooo .

hahaha... was he serious..... dang can he come up with sh!t without thinking about it...

 

[kmj 4g63t]

hahaha... was he serious..... dang can he come up with sh!t without thinking about it...

He was totally joking, he does it on purpose to piss me off. He also makes other people believe the shit he says, it's hilarious. He made someone believe his 420a had vtec. Telling them that the intake he bought made the intake valves become super flowed with air causing gravational pull to make intake valve stay open longer with no solenoid.

Stupid but I love it haha.

 

[pbwu1f]

friend - can i just run gatorade in place of coolant?

me - no

friend - why not? it cools us off when we drink it dont it?

me - :facepalm:

(yes that's awesome)!

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

He was totally joking, he does it on purpose to piss me off. He also makes other people believe the shit he says, it's hilarious. He made someone believe his 420a had vtec. Telling them that the intake he bought made the intake valves become super flowed with air causing gravational pull to make intake valve stay open longer with no solenoid.

Stupid but I love it haha.

Lmfao. You guys would be awesome to hang out with. xD

 

[izzone913]

The awd eclipse is faster than the awd talon.....Both stock by the way........

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

"2G's didn't come with a 4G63T"

 

[1gdsmftw]

im gonna build a 700hp fwd dsm

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

"you can drift with a FWD car, you just have to know how to use the E-brake."

 

[Blurred Talon]

Eclipse has different transmission gear ratios then the Talon, Eclipse trans is better.

 

[Kaotic_red]

guy who said
him: "I have a 2002 Camaro with a twin turbo LS1 swapped in it"
me: "REALLY?! You've got to be kidding me, I'm absolutely jealous. What kind of turbos does it have?"
him: "Oh, I don't know... a friend did the work. It's got about 800 ponies under the hood."
me: "Wow... I really MUST get the number to your mechanic..."
him: "We should race when we get back to home port."
me: "HAHA alright. Wanna make it interesting?"
him: "Man, I only race for PINK SLIPS!"

at this point, I had to call him out. And then he said something I will never forget. (Does anyone else identify where this quote came from?)

him: "Well, you know... it's not the ride... it's the rider!"

facepalm*

I know a few people who have quite high HP cars with absolutely no idea whats in them. I dont see anything here that would make me throw the bs flag without knowing them personally. Some of these people would have said the same comments as well. Oh the joys of stupid people with too much money....

 

[lilrob2069]

And not knocking any ASE certified mechanics but just being An ASE certified mechanic dont mean you know what your doing either, again in my area there are some pretty dumb ass mechanics that are ASE certified also!! and this is from personal experience.

Now thats something i fully understand. I got this dumbass that is fully certified and has only been working on cars for the 3 months he has been working at my dealership. He's so stupid that he actually asked me why we don't change Trans filters just drain and fill, i explained to him that most of all fords trans filters now come with screens and not actual cloth type filters. He proceeded to tell me that it still should be changed. then he told me not 5 minutes later that he changed his girls trans filter in her 05 taurus and which i asked him why he said because it has 100 thousand miles. I said cool was it easy, he said yes. I then let it go until he came to me asking me why i think his girlfriends transmission is slipping Maybe because u changed to a filter instead of the screen. Proceeded to sell him an actual Screen filter OEM. And bam it went away. But then said and i quote "Well don't get mad because im right and your wrong" And he walked away and told me"Well i'm certified in everything and went to school, what have u done" Worked on cars for 10 years with no certs and watched u complain about y You don't get to work in the Tech Area" Just go do your damn Oil changed like your suppose too. And don't put a double gasket on again. " Now thats Hilarious.

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

Eclipse has different transmission gear ratios then the Talon, Eclipse trans is better.

Where did you hear that one??

 

[jaycemocapaldi]

some fellow dsm buddies and I were taking a trip to seattle not to long ago and here are some pretty funny questions i heard.

1.
to a buddy in a 1996 gs from honda kid:

honda kid: "so gs stands for greddy sponsored right?"
friend: "uhhh ya"
honda kid: "do you have any extra stickers like that i want to join?"...

2.
guy with a turbo civic:

civic: "what kind of radiator is that?" (staring at fmic)
me: "a big one"
civic: "what fluid do you run? 30weight?"

and finally...
3.
me to another kid in a dsm:

me: "thats a clean tsi!"
tsi: thanks!, i built it myself! it runs 6's!"
me: "damn! you must have the record"
tsi: "no, there is a guy i know that runs 10's... He has the record..."

i love seattle but wow... there are some tards there...
NO disrespect to fellow dsmers there haha

 

[2GbTalonGuy]

some fellow dsm buddies and I were taking a trip to seattle not to long ago and here are some pretty funny questions i heard.

1.
to a buddy in a 1996 gs from honda kid:

honda kid: "so gs stands for greddy sponsored right?"
friend: "uhhh ya"
honda kid: "do you have any extra stickers like that i want to join?"...
2.
guy with a turbo civic:

civic: "what kind of radiator is that?" (staring at fmic)
me: "a big one"
civic: "what fluid do you run? 30weight?"

and finally...
3.
me to another kid in a dsm:

me: "thats a clean tsi!"
tsi: thanks!, i built it myself! it runs 6's!"
me: "damn! you must have the record"
tsi: "no, there is a guy i know that runs 10's... He has the record..."

i love seattle but wow... there are some tards there...
NO disrespect to fellow dsmers there haha

HAHAHAHAHA that one gave me a good laugh.

 

[gst96spyderman]

Alright. I just got my new spyder, and pulled up to car wash. Had top down for first time, and I'm running rich. So exhaust stinks. I pull up to wash bay, and start to get car ready for wash. This Asain girl in a C-heap class benz asks me to turn car off. I showed her the keys and she asked me why is it still running... So I have to get into the explanation of a turbo timer... She could not wrap her head around it. All she could say was it stinks, but looks very nice...

Told her to give me her number and we'll talk about it over dinner.

So we goto dinner and freaks out after bov blows in 3rd gear. Then I have to explain to her why this happens.

So she is convinced my car is a peice of sh*t... Haven't called her and vice versa...

forget where I saw this posted, but these are my thought exactly.

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[Chaosweaver]

Alright. I just got my new spyder, and pulled up to car wash. Had top down for first time, and I'm running rich. So exhaust stinks. I pull up to wash bay, and start to get car ready for wash. This Asain girl in a C-heap class benz asks me to turn car off. I showed her the keys and she asked me why is it still running... So I have to get into the explanation of a turbo timer... She could not wrap her head around it. All she could say was it stinks, but looks very nice...

Told her to give me her number and we'll talk about it over dinner.

So we goto dinner and freaks out after bov blows in 3rd gear. Then I have to explain to her why this happens.

So she is convinced my car is a peice of sh*t... Haven't called her and vice versa...

forget where I saw this posted, but these are my thought exactly.

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I see people are still using the pic I posted, .

 

[j-90dsmtsi]

i was at a car show a few months ago, i started looking at a total riced out 2g. Within the first two minutes of looking the kid who owns it walks up, and proudly says tell me what cha see, and ill tell you what ya dont see. so i start naming off some really COOL mods like a painted valve cover, and sweet AIR FILTER. he then says, now what ya dont see...bosch platnium spark plugs!!!i started to laugh and walked awat