Dumbest things you've heard a DSMer say? :)

[AK Maniak]

First of all,I left this part out because I didnt want to bash him too bad and I thought it wasnt that important but i guess it is so let me clerify. One of my best friends knows this kid with the 3g, and the more I learned about him over the course of a couple years just from what my friend has told me fives me the right to make fun plus he is a total douch!!! he told countless people his car had a t3/t4 turbo and it could beat anyone around but he would never race, my 2g at the time was stock and ran good but like I said it was stock. at the time I figured what the hell if he beats me he beats me. I didnt at the time and still do not know anything about 3g's matter of fact what little bit I do know the MORON told me. he didnt even race me cause he knew he would loose he acts like his shit is the shit I use to live in a small town and the two fastest cars in town were dsm's and mine was not one of them. so if your gonna bash someone, bash the douch and not a fellow dsmer.

Dont mean to get defensive but the 3g kid needs to learn and telling the dsm world about his stupidity is the only way.

Well for starters if your gonna bash some one elses car whether it be a 3g or not I would suggest at least know what engine he has. 420a in a 3g...seriosly Perhaps he is not the only one that needs to learn

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

Well for starters if your gonna bash some one elses car whether it be a 3g or not I would suggest at least know what engine he has. 420a in a 3g...seriosly Perhaps he is not the only one that needs to learn

Check the previous page that has the original post about the 420a 3G. ;P

 

[myaceofdiamonds]

Well for starters if your gonna bash some one elses car whether it be a 3g or not I would suggest at least know what engine he has. 420a in a 3g...seriosly Perhaps he is not the only one that needs to learn

I know nithing about 3g's. the guy Im talkin about told me thats the motor he has, my story is based on the info he gave me.

otherwise understood. i have no need to research 3g's my 2g keeps me busy enough.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

I know nithing about 3g's. the guy Im talkin about told me thats the motor he has, my story is based on the info he gave me.

otherwise understood. i have no need to research 3g's my 2g keeps me busy enough.

Hey, don't feel bad. The only thing I know about them is that they are garbage and horribly slow.

;3 Hey! What part of TN do you live in? I need a DSM buddy who lives in driving range!

 

[myaceofdiamonds]

I am in cookeville tn. its kinda smack dab right in the middle between nashville and knoxville along I40.

And thanks for helpin me out I thought this was pose to be funny dsm stories not bash fellow dsm guys for stayin on topic.

 

[XiKeiyaZI]

I am in cookeville tn. its kinda smack dab right in the middle between nashville and knoxville along I40.

And thanks for helpin me out I thought this was pose to be funny dsm stories not bash fellow dsm guys for stayin on topic.

Heeey, we all get made fun of about mistakes. ;3 Just brush it off. I, for one, just have issues with direct comments... as far as being made fun of over something, that's just how people are! Half of the members here think I'm a sexy lady! >;D Just ask one of them

"Hey, do you know that guy Kei? "
" ... Guy? ... KEI'S A GUY?! "

But yeah, I know where that is. It's a hell of a drive though.

 

[myaceofdiamonds]

yea just to memphis its like 4 hrs... and thats bookin!! I made it in 4 hrs in a hopped up altima i had but I ran no less than 95 the whole way(followed some cutie in a avalanche had one of those phasers) thus no cop trouble

 

[Pozobyt]

"isn't that a 10 second car?, thats what they said in the fast and the furious."

....

 

[97-gst]

A guy told me that his grandmarquis will smoke me because he's got a v8 and ive gotta 4 banger.

 

[Fotowntalon]

A guy told me that his grandmarquis will smoke me because he's got a v8 and ive gotta 4 banger.

I herd that a lot when i was working at a factory, as a matter of fact, one time from a guy who drove a Lincoln told me that. After telling me that same line he then turned to my honduh friend and said, yeah you know about those V8's dont you, tell him about them.

 

[rlacasse1]

Wasn't a DSMer, it was one of the O'Reilly guys. And they were actually talking about my stock 3000GT VR4. Happened a couple weeks ago.

Him: "Dude, do a burnout when you leave the parking lot"

Me: "No"

Him: "Why Not"

Me: "It's AWD"

Him: "So, What does that have to do with it"

Me: "Uhhhhhh............ It's a debit card"

I tried for the next 15 minutes to explain why AWD cars can't do smoking burn outs and he refused to believe me. He claimed his buddies were always burning out in the AWD cars.

 

[LandoAWD]

I tried for the next 15 minutes to explain why AWD cars can't do smoking burn outs and he refused to believe me. He claimed his buddies were always burning out in the AWD cars.

"Can" and "should" are not synonymous.

 

[Tanro]

AWD Cars are capable of white smoking tires. However, I wouldnt want to put that stress on my diff in any case. Especially if the 3s cars have a viscous coupler type diff like our cars.

 

[rlacasse1]

Ok. Makes sense. But how many AWD cars can sit there and smoke their tires.

Sure my old TSI could spin the tires for about 1 sec (although that is how my brother blew up the clutch in two launches). But that doesn't really mean it was a burn out.

 

[Fotowntalon]

water on the ground.... ever go to the track and see the AWD cars in the burnout box?

 

[dented_coffee]

My friend who really likes the DSM's said this a few times. The block an crank need to be worked for shure. It has over 200k on them.

ME: so dude are we gonna start putting the eclipse i sold you back together
HIM: i dont know. im actually thinking of scrapping it at the yard
ME: dont let another dsm go down like that man
HIM: well i really want to buy this ford mustang
ME: the one with no motor and its basically all stripped out
HIM: ya
ME: well if your really gonna let it go atleast let me buy the block and crank so i can get it decked, tanked, bored to put in my 94 talon
HIM: ok. how much are you willing to pay for the block and crank
ME: $100 for both the block and crank
HIM: ill sell it for $500 because i know they go for alot because its a DSM
ME: this is what dsm is DSM=cheap, fast, fun, PITA
HIM: i know what im talking about. ill post it on craigslist
ME: good luck dude. but be warned you will be laughed at once you ask $500 for the block and crank

Later that day I drove my talon over to his grandparents house and let him test it out. I guess hes gonna keep the 1g eclipse now. Im trying to convince him to keep it on the road or at least finish it and sell it to someone who will take care of it for a long time.

 

[mountaineerjeff]

how about 'should I buy a SRT4?'

 

[slickers111]

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A supposed DSM'er.
Everyone in a meet spot hears me roll up, thanks to the BOV. Keep in mind of what my car looks like.
HIM: This your Talon?
ME: Yeah? (Obviously...I am driving it)
HIS BUDDY: How fast this thing go?
MY BROTHER: 125.
ME: Its slow. (To avoid being asked to race)
HIM: Is it stock.
ME: Yep. (Thinking of all the mods at this point)
HIM: Dude, this things a piece of shit. I would smoke it in my TT 450AWHP GSX.
ME: Where is it?
HIM: At home.
ME: If you have a 450HP GSX, why isnt it down here.
HIM: Its ripped apart.
ME: Hmm, okay.
HIM: Yeah dude, this bi*** is bone stock. Look at the Downpipe.

I dont think he knows that the 14B, and even the 16G is a direct bolt on.
He calls up his buddy that comes down in his 2003 Saturn Ion Turbo'd with NOS, and asks me to race.
As I just explained to his buddy with the '450hp GSX'

ME: No, my car is slow. My Turbo is shot. (All around shaft play) I dont beat on my car. Its not worth shit racing.
HIM: We will race for $400.
ME: NO. I AM NOT RACING MY CAR.
Guy with the "GSX": You ever ride in a car with NOS?
ME: No, and I really dont want to.

They mumble some stuff..

My BROTHER: That car sounds like a POS. Its a ####ing Saturn. I bet all of you that you cant even handle your cars.

SATURN GUY: Oh, I can handle my car.

His suspension was stock. eBay turbo kit, eBay NOS Set up.
I was thinking, "You claim to be able to handle your car, but I bet you cant."

He pulls up about 30ft. to his buddies.
I tell my brother that I can take a turn alot faster than he can, because my tires are a hella lot better, and I have a $600 racing suspension.

As he pulls out, he does a redline drop, and hits the NOS. What a bad ass. It was a very smart thing to do, cause there is 2 cameras pointed at the lot.
So, over all, these guys are wanting to race my car with there 6000hp+ cars.
They were extremely stupid, and had very basic knowledge of Tuners.

Tell me if my car looks to be completely stock...

 

[Chaosweaver]

Priceless.

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one of the best pics I've seen lately. Hell, I think the 420A has a lot more potential than the 6G72, so I would take that as an insult if I was a non-turbo DSM owner, .

 

[Fotowntalon]

i can tell you have an exhaust, you dont show your engine bay so how can we tell? I personally would have raced the 450hp gsx, how hard can it be to beat a car that is tore apart? hell you could walk it without a car

 

[Chaosweaver]

i can tell you have an exhaust, you dont show your engine bay so how can we tell? I personally would have raced the 450hp gsx, how hard can it be to beat a car that is tore apart? hell you could walk it without a car

Don't forget bro, it was a twin turbo GSX, no way he could have won

 

[97-gst]

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A supposed DSM'er.
Everyone in a meet spot hears me roll up, thanks to the BOV. Keep in mind of what my car looks like.
HIM: This your Talon?
ME: Yeah? (Obviously...I am driving it)
HIS BUDDY: How fast this thing go?
MY BROTHER: 125.
ME: Its slow. (To avoid being asked to race)
HIM: Is it stock.
ME: Yep. (Thinking of all the mods at this point)
HIM: Dude, this things a piece of shit. I would smoke it in my TT 450AWHP GSX.
ME: Where is it?
HIM: At home.
ME: If you have a 450HP GSX, why isnt it down here.
HIM: Its ripped apart.
ME: Hmm, okay.
HIM: Yeah dude, this bi*** is bone stock. Look at the Downpipe.

I dont think he knows that the 14B, and even the 16G is a direct bolt on.
He calls up his buddy that comes down in his 2003 Saturn Ion Turbo'd with NOS, and asks me to race.
As I just explained to his buddy with the '450hp GSX'

ME: No, my car is slow. My Turbo is shot. (All around shaft play) I dont beat on my car. Its not worth shit racing.
HIM: We will race for $400.
ME: NO. I AM NOT RACING MY CAR.
Guy with the "GSX": You ever ride in a car with NOS?
ME: No, and I really dont want to.

They mumble some stuff..

My BROTHER: That car sounds like a POS. Its a ####ing Saturn. I bet all of you that you cant even handle your cars.

SATURN GUY: Oh, I can handle my car.

His suspension was stock. eBay turbo kit, eBay NOS Set up.
I was thinking, "You claim to be able to handle your car, but I bet you cant."

He pulls up about 30ft. to his buddies.
I tell my brother that I can take a turn alot faster than he can, because my tires are a hella lot better, and I have a $600 racing suspension.

As he pulls out, he does a redline drop, and hits the NOS. What a bad ass. It was a very smart thing to do, cause there is 2 cameras pointed at the lot.
So, over all, these guys are wanting to race my car with there 6000hp+ cars.
They were extremely stupid, and had very basic knowledge of Tuners.

Tell me if my car looks to be completely stock...

, this was a very entertaining story. I enjoyed it. Besides the exhaust and fmic it would appear stock.

 

[Jonman409]

http://www.dsmtuners.com/forums/420a-bolt-tech/379066-what-do-turbocharge-420a.html

 

[gieri002]

Ha, these are pretty funny.

 

[PurpSalad]

So im sitting outside my house smoking a cig waiting for my friend to come over. Havent seen him in a while since he had moved away and came back. hadnt seen his brand new accord for longer than 5 days before he left, yet i noticed that he had put a little badge in the back saying "turbo" in cursive? i see them alot nowadays. Anyways, i asked him about it laughing to myself ### it looks so stupid on anything(specially purple accor looking thing)

he answers me. Yea man i got a turbo.

but it wastes my gas so i dont turn it on.

ill show you the clicker inside.

After laughing my dick off in my head, i kept it together as he told me to jump in so he could show me the clicker. followed him to the car. sure enough. the little scan button to the far left. was scratched off. and the mechanic told him he had installed a turbo and by pressing that button it would turn on if he left it pressed ### it'd make a beeping noise. in reality is just scanning. I felt so bad and told him everything and he got defensive so i backed off. i think he still thinks hes right...