Wish corruption game.

[DSMTriad]

The next time you pull it off, but everyone thinks your @$$hole.

Wishing for it to start raining.

 

[Achelea]

It starts Raining like a Cow [Censored] on a flat rock.. Then it starts to Hail. Guess who forgot to bring his DSM indoors?

I wish I had some Dr Pepper.

 

[boosted spartan]

you have your Dr. Pepper but it tastes like Mr. Pibb.

I wish to make it to the Shootout this upcoming year.

 

[DSMTriad]

You make it to the shootout but you couldn't bring your car.

I wish I had a bottle of Capn Morgan.

 

[mcarruthers]

You have a bottle of cptn morgan, but it's empty, you drank it already and puked all over the kitchen table.

I wish my tb shaft seals would put themselves in.

 

[DSMTriad]

Shaft seals put themselves in and they also walk out and leave you.

Ok now I wish it wasn't raining.

 

[Cypress_h]

it is no longer raining it is snowing out......

i wish it wasnt snowing/blizzarding out

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Nomore snow for now, but the ice caps melt and you guessed it, Florida is under 3 feet of water.

I wish all DSM'ers had a million dollars...

 

[Colt4G63 also]

We all get a million dollars, exept you. You had to sell your DSM to pay off the credit card bill for your DSM upgrades. You drive an old Ford. You're a Forder, not a DSMer.

I wish my transmission was not a KM206, and would accommodate a clutch that would hold over 300hp.

 

[Achelea]

Your clutch can take well over 300 Hp. You differential however, shatters on the first clutch dump.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Cypress_h]

you get your cookie but no milk to dunk it in

i wish it never snow/rain and was always nice where i live

 

[EventsCo21XL]

It then snows for a full year, with hail coming down as well.

I wish I had a Mint condition perfect running white 99 GSX Spyder with a folding hardtop that makes it look like a hardtop 2G, but still can be a convertible, and that the car would never ever break down no matter how hard I drive the car on every single piece on the car or even if it gets hit by another car or even flipped and is unstealable, unvandalizable and tires that never ever needed to be replaced, Motor fully built with a built dog-gear transmission, perfect race suspension thats streetable, all stainless brake lines and fuel lines and SMOG legal anywhere

 

[Bubbs Malone]

The wife makes cookies, but not for you,

Colt 4G63 just gave me his million dollars, he felt so bad for my dept. problem.

I wish for three wishes, like a geni would give...

 

[DSMTriad]

The wife makes cookies, but not for you,

Colt 4G63 just gave me his million dollars, he felt so bad for my dept. problem.

I wish for three wishes, like a geni would give...

You used you first wish for a big coffee mug.
You used your second wish for 40 bucks.
You used your third wish for 2 crack addicted prostitutes.

Then you gave them each 20 bucks to imitate 2 girls 1 cup.

I wish for a military spec Talon TSI

 

[Bubbs Malone]

It then snows for a full year, with hail coming down as well.

I wish I had a Mint condition perfect running white 99 GSX Spyder with a folding hardtop that makes it look like a hardtop 2G, but still can be a convertible, and that the car would never ever break down no matter how hard I drive the car on every single piece on the car or even if it gets hit by another car or even flipped and is unstealable, unvandalizable and tires that never ever needed to be replaced, Motor fully built with a built dog-gear transmission, perfect race suspension thats streetable, all stainless brake lines and fuel lines and SMOG legal anywhere

Sorry I missed this earlier(not sure what happened), can't be done. Buy a Beamer...

and learn how tofix it.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

Sorry I missed this earlier(not sure what happened), can't be done. Buy a Beamer...

and learn how tofix it.

Haha, naw I know. That's why it was a wish . Here's a more reasonable one then

I wish I had an Evo 5

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You used you first wish for a big coffee mug.
You used your second wish for 40 bucks.
You used your third wish for 2 crack addicted prostitutes.

Then you gave them each 20 bucks to imitate 2 girls 1 cup.

I wish for a military spec Talon TSI

Buying a Jeep is the closest you come, knowing Jeep is owned by Chrysler and DSM was a joint venture with Chrysler. Get this, I own a van made by Chrysler/Dymler...

I wish Car_Guy would post pictures of his painted car when he's done.

(Events is just messing with me know, I don't think I can fix this one, )

 

[EventsCo21XL]

Buying a Jeep is the closest you come, knowing Jeep is owned by Chrysler and DSM was a joint venture with Chrysler. Get this, I own a van made by Chrysler/Dymler...

I wish Car_Guy would post pictures of his painted car when he's done.

(Events is just messing with me know, I don't think I can fix this one, )

YEAH, I MADE AN UNCORRUPTABLE WISH .

Bubbs, I wish you had a wish man .

My next wish is that I wish that I wasn't so addicted to DSMtuners.com . Really this is a good site, but I find myself on here for too long sometimes .

 

[DSMTriad]

You buy crack rock and found a new addiction.

I wish for a scooter.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

Whoever you asked to get you that scooter, buys you a Razor instead.

I wish I had an ice cream sandwich

 

[DSMTriad]

You get the ice cream sandwich and drop it. I step on it and give you whatever I could scrape off my shoe.

Wish I could get Salma Hayek to wash my car.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Wish Granted, oops

I wish I knew how to play the game.

 

[DSMTriad]

I run over to you and flip off the stupid switch.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

Bubbs looks for the game manual but can't find it, so he can't play the game

Wishes DSMTriad didn't step on my ice cream sandwich

 

[Bubbs Malone]

I'm down with that wish, Damn messed up again.

I wish I got out more...