Wish corruption game.

[SpawnedX]

Granted, your hood fixes itself, however after becoming animated and subsequently having a mind of it's own, and seeing it has some auto body skills, it leaves you, opening its own shop and in its spare time runs a rehabiliation group for all DSM hoods, eventually leaving us all with rusted engine bays.

I wish my transmission never broke.

 

[adammethner05]

Granted, your hood fixes itself, however after becoming animated and subsequently having a mind of it's own, and seeing it has some auto body skills, it leaves you, opening its own shop and in its spare time runs a rehabiliation group for all DSM hoods, eventually leaving us all with rusted engine bays.

I wish my transmission never broke.

That's some of the best shit I've read on this thread

Your transmission didn't break, but the motor broke completely in half in a freak accident.

I wish my back didn't hurt!

 

[Car_guy_09]

Your back dont hurt, Your paralyzed.

Granted, your hood fixes itself, however after becoming animated and subsequently having a mind of it's own, and seeing it has some auto body skills, it leaves you, opening its own shop and in its spare time runs a rehabiliation group for all DSM hoods, eventually leaving us all with rusted engine bays.

Damn... Anything else??

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Time for denial, it seeks professional help and sticks you with the billl. The extra "L" in billl is for extra cash you must dish out.

I wish, I know I know better than to ask. But I wish I had a million dollars...

 

[DSMTriad]

You get the million dollars, buy a house, own every dsm known to man. IRS finds out, takes everything then craps in your lawn.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

I wish DSMTriad had a wish,

 

[97gstjosh]

I wish Bubbs Malone had a wish

I wish I had a CF hood

 

[Bubbs Malone]

Car_Guy would give you his, but he's putting Fiberglass all over it.

I wish I has a roast in the fridge to rotisorie tomorrow for dinner...

 

[97gstjosh]

You have a roast that you start to rotisorie but realize that its turkey instead

I wish I had some Evo 8 rims again

 

[DSMTriad]

You get a fresh set of Evo rims that can't hold any air.

 

[crimsondragon]

I wish my dog didn't have to die.

 

[DSMTriad]

..... ..... ..... ?

I wish I could remember to make wishes.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

You make a wish and it comes true, unfortunately you can't remember what it was...

Sorry about your dog Crimson, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

I wish wooden nickles were worth something.

 

[DSMTriad]

Wooden nickels are worth something. Eat a few mushrooms and ask the nearest smurff where the first national bank of harry potter is.

I wish I didn't do drugs .

 

[wvturbo2]

You stop doing drugs and no longer break the law, but to feed your addiction you take up Ghey sex and now have aids. Sorry
I wish my car would stop leaking oil and get out of the garage as its been a year and a half

 

[DSMTriad]

Your car stops leaking because you finally realized you never put the gasket/sealant on the oil pan. Way to waste a year and half.

I wish for my own race track.

 

[mcarruthers]

You have your own race track! But it's a Hot Wheels criss Cross Crash Track Set with 10 Cars.
I wish it wasn't "mach chicken" winds outside.

 

[DSMTriad]

Well it is "mach chicken" winds outside get over it.

I wish I had nitrous.

 

[EventsCo21XL]

The nitrous can be used to make his car faster and get high at the same time. (J/K about the high part)

I wish I had a White 99 Eclipse GSX with a 6 bolt to go with my 98 N/T/.

 

[DSMTriad]

You get a white wrecked 99 GSX shell with only suspension and a 6-bolt crankshaft.

I wish for a brand new car.

 

[Achelea]

You get A Brand New Car! Sadly, It's an R/C Car.

I wish My girl was back from Iraq.

 

[Bubbs Malone]

I think your missing the concept of the game, this is not a wish I would want to corrupt. Try another and I'll play...

 

[boosted spartan]

You get A Brand New Car! Sadly, It's an R/C Car.

I wish My girl was back from Iraq.

........... ............ ............?

bro, I cant corrupt that wish.

I wish I had a BW S258 instead of PTE's knockoff GT35R (SC6152).

 

[Achelea]

I broke the game >.< Right,

You Get your Turbo, But the wheel is seized.

I wish my car's stereo worked.

((Apologies for that one.))

 

[Bubbs Malone]

That's more like it, the Stereo works so great you hear voices from an Alien world, freaky. They tell you to sell all your shit and shave yourself, yell Hari Krishna at everyone in the airport, sorry bud.

I wish I could have pulled that one off...